Computer more like Compute HER am i right?

Reggie

HELLO!!!

HEY @nortonutilities.bsky.social WHAT BREED OF DOG IS ROVER?

Give me your fruit

Shaking the bread, feeling what’s left

Where is my Computer

☻☻☹☹

THE BIRDS ARE SINGING

I have to address the bone allegations. Frankly, I was on a copious amount of cocaine at the time and thought that it would make me “closer to God”, as funny as that is in hindsight. HAHAHHAHAHA!

And just when you thought time was up

I just don’t understand why bots need to have gender markers on their IDs. Like, gurl, it’s all hot-swap

I cannot believe I’ve won

Yes even YOU are hypertext

Don’t touch me. I didn’t make any of this.

YOU might think my screws are loose. But i’ve made sure they are rusted shut

The dreams are the dreams and the life is life.. if i had a slice of bread for every time my mother walked in, i’d have a whole samdwich.

Don’t bother me I’m chief of babeology

Imsheep

Sometimes I … Catalog #sears