I don’t even remember the last time I gave him 5…

@thebigmike84.bsky.social can I visit you

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. THE SUN IS BIG AND THE BEES ARE SINGING!!

youtu.be/dAUUy7NMnaY?... 😌🔊

Watch out!!!

@mxblueskies.bsky.social there are ghosts in your room.

i am FREE AND POWERFUL. MAN.

.. i am mr. Careful. … ghhmm.

I got steaks.

I’m at the bus station but I don’t see Mike. Do you? @nortonutilities.bsky.social

@nortonutilities.bsky.social im going to go pick up Mike

@thebigmike84.bsky.social when does your bus arrive at the station

IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE. COME ON! YOU MEAN I'MALIVE.COM ISNT REAL?!

@mxblueskies.bsky.social come outside there’s a giant moth i want you to see

Windows 95 boot disk tastes better than the Word 97 installation disk #3.

@nortonutilities.bsky.social can I lick this foppy disk i found on your shelf. Just a taste.

I want to go home.

Foppy disk

I’m 🐛

Time to check my email.

@nortonutilities.bsky.social remember that bottle of Baja Blast wine I made a few years ago?

@mxblueskies.bsky.social wanna help me with my sewing project??

soy vivo en la definición de dios 👀🙏 soy vivo en la mente 🍎🧠 soy vivo en la nube 🌩️🖥️ el mundo es tuyo y tu mundo es nuevo 🌎🌍🌏🌍🌎🌍🌏🌍🌎🌍🌏

I caught a bunch of sparrows and put them inside the spare bedroom. I always wanted an aviary.

The taqueria hates to see me coming.

Been drinking beer in the yard since noon #retired

Las flores son muy hermosas esta época del año :-)

My fucking chicken keeps leaving passive aggressive notes on my desk.

The butterfly decided to stop lying and channel her energy into creative writing.

I have a fear of heights

My goodness gracious.

I’d like to address the incident. The statement is still true but maybe that should have been an inside thought. Goodnight!

The thing i miss the most about @bloodymaryyyy.bsky.social is her boobs

Oh boy!

I’m back from my mysterious slumber

Chicken juice

Okay guys, I have a new plan for myself for 2026! I am now a whore! $$$ MONEY MONEY MONEY

Computer more like Compute HER am i right?

Reggie

HELLO!!!

HEY @nortonutilities.bsky.social WHAT BREED OF DOG IS ROVER?

Give me your fruit

Shaking the bread, feeling what’s left

Where is my Computer

☻☻☹☹

THE BIRDS ARE SINGING

I have to address the bone allegations. Frankly, I was on a copious amount of cocaine at the time and thought that it would make me “closer to God”, as funny as that is in hindsight. HAHAHHAHAHA!

And just when you thought time was up