Fuck! FUCK I AM SO FUCKING DRINK!

*Text @mrwhistler.bsky.social Hey! About to make the drop off! Got a little bonus for you too! Let me know if you’re ready?*

*Mike walks up to the edge of the land bridge with a plate of spaghetti, a whole German chocolate fudge cake, and 2 bottles of modelo. On the cake is says, “Cake for my bro Sam!”*

*Mike is pushing a shopping cart around full of random things. Including chocolate, green and blue icing and Piping Bags* I can't believe I was out of chocolate. Just my LUCK.

Be right back ButterScott! God wants me to make him a cake.

*Mike puts on his cake playlist*

There was so much I wanted to do with him! LIKE GO TO A LIVE BAKE OFF!

*Text @mrwhistler.bsky.social* DID NORRIN KILL YOU ???

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

*Mike is throwing a baseball into a glove outside @nortonutilities.bsky.social home. He stops as he gets to the door and knocks.*

*Mike is sitting in a chair on the front lawn.*

The marble in my nose is still stuck.

WAIT ITS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 2010??? AHHH ALL THE GOOD CARDS ARE GONNA BE FUCKIN TAKEN aND expensive!

HOW DO I PLAY COLLECT MY PAGES TCG??? ANYONE KNOW???

@thecrabbybarista.bsky.social WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME?????

lasagna

*Mike is twirling in a red dress with maroon colored eye patch outside* 💃

I want pasta.

Fuck IMBOARD!

I wonder what happened to Tony Cloudioni.

*Texts @mrwhistler.bsky.social*

*Texts @mrwhistler.bsky.social* HEY DUDE! I WAS THINKING about the fun pan handling we DID IN NEW YOKE! WE SHOULD TRY THAT AGAIN SOME TIME Seems like a fun hobBIE

Something feels wrong..

FUCKING WIZARDS! They know how to party.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!!!!

FLYING MAGIC DINNER!!

CROPS A GYY CAN BE PROUD IF!

PIZZA!!!

Okay that should be the last leak spot patched! *Mike on the roof covered in tarps* Should be good enough till I can afford a guy!!

*Mike is dancing out of his squated home* HELTTER SKELTER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man I've been having a good day! DAMN I LOOK GOOD!

*Text @mrwhistler.bsky.social* And it's back to normal... Took a bit to carefully flip them but they're safe.

*Mike starches his poorly combed over bald spot and looks at @mrwhistler.bsky.social then, back to his crops* It's the strangest thing? Does BLESSING have side effects normally???

What the fuck.

I AM A MANLY MAN! SO MANLY I GET TO BE MANLY AS MUCH As A man!

YOOOOOOOOOO SIX NINE DAY LETS GOOOO

This satisfying and slightly sweet Southern dish makes for a fantastic side, or even as a component in an entree. All you need are a few ingredients.

AAaa fuck my eye again! *Unplugs eye and Text @mrwhistler.bsky.social* When is that eye patch coming along? IF YOU WANT PAID FOR IT I CAN MAKE DINNER OR SOMETHING.

Red and gold, name a better combo! ILL WAIT

*Mike standing in the dress section of the store, heading to the changing room. He darts around, hoping to not be looked at.*

*Text @bloodymaryyyy.bsky.social * WHAT IS YOUR DRESS SIZE? ITS FOR A GIFT YES!

Chi Chi hopes you’re having a wonderful Sunday.

I don't get it, why does the shake want the woman?

Meatloaf is a truly classic dish, and one of the most versatile around. If you want to give your next meatloaf a flavorful upgrade, add a dash of liquid smoke.

SOUPPP TIME!!! *knocks on the door*

ButTTERSCOT SAID HIS FIRST WORD, POINK! I DUN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I THINK HE SN EEZED SO CUTE!@! Hsjahos

Where did my pots go??

HOLY SHIT MY CROPS! THEY LOOK FANTASTIC!

@unicorns4804.bsky.social WHO ARE YOU???? OH GOD NO

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