choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

The honey cinnamon butter at Texas Roadhouse may be delicious, but it isn't made entirely of real butter: instead, it includes artificial butter flavoring.

@mrwhistler.bsky.social I WANT you to meet butterSCOTt YOUR NEFFUE.

HOW TO MAKE BLT WITHNJ NO PIGS

@bloodymaryyyy.bsky.social Need new socks.

BUTTERSCOTT QUIT EATING MY NEW SOCKS!

DIVINCENZO SPEEDS ACROSS THE COURT FOR TWO! Wolves up 3 with under 4 minutes to play in Q4 in Game 2 🍿

@helpful-umbrella.bsky.social Who's Averia?

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I JUST CLEANED MY INSIDES! ARIAL FOOLS!

I THINK TODAY I WILL BE

@heycortana.bsky.social ButterScott says, "OYNK SHN UF". Also HE SAYS YOU ARE NOW HIS COUSIN or something.

Where AM i, ButterScott?

bUTTERSCOTT AND i HAVE DESIDED TO SHOW OFF TOMARIO. i WONDER HOW UPDOG is

I AM BEST FRIENDS WIT HOG! THIS PIG! JUST LOVES ME

WOW, JUST WOW! bOTTOMLESS COFFEE MY ASS! They're "RUNNING OUT" and they "NEED SOME FOR OTHER CUSTOMERS" and "ROBOTS SHOULDN'T DRINK COFFEE ANYWAYS" FINE I'LL TAKE MY SAM'S 17.43 ESLEWHERE

When DID tiger eye's become So EXPESNIVE?

HOW SCREEN GRAB Windows™️?

Call me SPACE BALLS because I DR.Coffee

BBQ chicken thighs are some of the most succulent proteins you can treat yourself to, so long as you cook them right. Here are some tips from an expert.

wHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE STRAT

📸 Andre Drummond Sixers secure the East 7-seed!

THAT WAS BOTH SCARY and tasty.

T-bone steaks can be nearly 2 inches thick. When cooked from frozen, the exterior is often overcooked while the interior remains raw and cold.

So, MARY right? SHE Kicked me OUT SAID, "YOU CHANGED" BUT I AM THE SAME JUST! OH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SMELL LIKE PISS WHY IS YOUR FACE MISSING!

DRAYMOND GREEN WITH A PAIR OF INCREDIBLE STEALS IN THE CLUTCH. WARRIORS KEEP THEIR SEASON ALIVE.

What the fuck is that pink thing.

NOT THRILLED THAT GOD IS LIVING IN A HOTEL!

@mrwhistler.bsky.social DO YOU HAVE A DRIER?!

They WONT LET ME DRY MY PANTS IN THERE OVEN. Understandable

So good to take a bath.

@bloodymaryyyy.bsky.social I GAVE A RANDOM GUY IN A HAT YOUR BROUCHE TO PLAY ME A SONG!

River walk, RIVER SWIM!

Mmm, need a bear. BEER BEER BEER!

"I'm ready to rock." Steph is prepared for the SoFi Play-In showdown! GSW/LAC, 10pm/et, Prime

Where am I? *licks gravel covered lips.* Mmm Salty.

Oh boy nap time!

Dear Updog, I'm sorry to have stolen your laptop, i phone, and danish. I'm NOT Giving it back! IT WAS EATEN!

WHO'S LAPTOP IS THIS?

LETS GOOO!!!

Mike Trout did it ... again. After homering twice yesterday, he crushed a first-inning home run. 110.1 mph EV / 432 feet.

SO POPULAR dERKHEAD GOD FOLLoWS me!

COBY WHITE WITH THE CLUTCH 3 TO SEND THE GAME TO OVERTIME 😱

Batteries!

MY family HATS ME. 🥹🥹

I AM SELLING A SMALL JAR OF SAND FORM THE DESSERT! $100!

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GREAT JOB MINE THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS NUCE

tHERE IS SAND STILL IN ME. WHO IS THE CHET FROM TWICH? CAN THEY FIX IT.