When you get a haircut you like sometimes you just gotta share it. 🤘

🎶 I heard there was a secret place The opposite end from your face But you don’t really care for sitting do ya? A finger in, you give a squeeze The climax takes you to your knees As you sing another verse to Hallelujah 🎶

god - lucifer, did you install the g-spot in adam as planned lucifer - well, not exACTly as planned god - jfc what did you do lucifer - i found a, better place for it. an exciting place! a SECRET place god - WHERE did you PUT IT lucifer - god - lucifer - god - lucifer - i put it up his ass

Looks like this fella was pretty stoked when Darby won the title 🤘 #WrestleSky 🤼 #AEW

Rural Armed Militia Converts Compound to Ballroom: tinyurl.com/2mu6dx3m

Lord of the Flies is a cautionary tale about what happens if you put too many British people in one place

Darby vs MJF for the title and I’m going to be ringside!!! HELLS YES!!!

Let’s go Cage and Cope! Time for new champs!

Holy crap! Did not expect Ricochet to win. Okay then

I’m finally able to watch a Mariners game on TV and they play like they just heard of baseball today…fun

GODDAMN I love making comics. Okay. So we did a story very dear to my heart in Uncanny X-Men, about mutants during the Jim Crow era, called THE DARK ARTERY. It featured a new character named LADY HENRIETTA, and people just took to her in a beautiful way. They asked for more. 1/

Mr Donovan made a helluva debut! #Mariners 🔱

"why does my back hurt?"

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

HIq qep - Star Trek Online night! And maybe ME: Andromeda and drinking our sorrows at the Starfleet Academy news. www.twitch.tv/klingonpopwa...

recording a guest spot w/ Dice Jailers soon! dice are rolled, stats are statted, Clifford is standing by for tactical support 🎲🗡️😻 @mdominator.bsky.social @bjornanders.bsky.social et. al

Yeah…I need a Thorpedo bat for reasons

Torpedo bats are SO last year...

Nayl’d it.

Happy Weekly Super Bowl 60 Anniversary to all who celebrate

Once again. With feeling.

LIVE NOW! TWITCH.TV/SPEEDBALLBAILEY

The blood on the camera lens as Hanger laid on the ground in defeat was art #AEWRevolution

Holy fuck that match was incredible! MJF and Hanger went all out and delivered an all timer #AEWRevolution

MJF gets his salsa from New York City #AEWRevolution

So nervous for Hangman #AEWRevolution

Roddy wanting Orange to get the pin gave me all of the fuzzies #AEWRevolution

Andrade vs Bandido was EVERYTHING I hoped it would be! Ho…lee…shit! #AEWRevolution

MISTICO IS ALL ELITE!!! OH HELLS YES!!! #AEWRevolution

AND NEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! Lets go! More Mistico on AEW #AEWRevolution

If you’re gonna fight Thekla, you better have friends #AEWRevolution

KENNY!!! #AEWRevolution

WHOSE HOUSE?! Love Brody and his time will come, but I can’t root against Swerve #AEWRevolution

Don’t love Divine Dominion as the new champs, but I also get it. Feel HORRIBLE for Penelope Ford tho #AEWRevolution #WrestleSky

BILLY GOAT IS BACK!!! #AEWRevolution

Mox and Takeshita with a damn fine bout! And the show of respect after! 🤘 🤼 #AEWRevolution

Absolutely fuck that shit Ronda Rousey is a transphobic anti-vaxx piece of shit and AEW hiring her is a massive, massive disappointment on so many levels. I am genuinely livid.

Rousey? …just…why? #AEWRevolution

The endlessly innovative Toni Storm utilizing the mammary munch! #AEWRevolution 🤼

DEFY Women’s Champ Marina Shafir! #AEWRevolution 🤼

CAGE AND COPE!!! #AEWRevolution

RATED R FOR REVENGE!!! 🤼

Bucks and FTR just casually kicking us off with an awesome match! #AEW #Wrestlesky

I turn 45 in May My dad died at 78 I’ve done nothing compared to him 33 years left to not be a complete failure The wrong man died

It’s amazing how much scheduling obligations can keep you going in life.

Me entering my late 30's: aww shit my check lower back light just came on Luchadors in their 40s:

ECCC was fun and I had a wonderful time. But there was a storm cloud. When I complained about Trump with my white straight cis friends, we were all sincere and concerned. But I talked with many Trans friends, and it’s so much worse. They are in fear for their lives. 1/

Thank you for Harvey X @gailsimone.bsky.social I just picked up and read the first Uncanny trade. Had to after your ECCC panel. I had a little cousin who passed from cancer over 20 years ago. I’ve never forgotten her. Harvey X’s joy reminded me of her. These are tears of joy. Thank you, Gail!

That’s what I think, too. They should call him SCAREDY MAN.

HE IS DOING HIS BEST!!!