Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

If somebody doesn't turn this into a cuck chair, they're missing a great opportunity

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Max Caster cadence.

The cast of Klingon Christmas Carol with Dr Marc Okrand (the guy with the arrow pointed at him)…the man who INVENTED THE KLINGON LANGUAGE #Klingon #KlingonXMas

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- coffee - shower - knife stage combat clas - musubi - get into Klingon makeup and costume - promote the show - do the damn show! 🤘 …what is rest?

Mina understands that eating pumpkin pie is shameful and should be treated as such.

Helping build the set for Klingon Christmas Carol and I was give the job of “hit this prybar with a hammer and see if that piece of wood will split” …I feel seen, and slightly judged, but I’m not complaining

Going to Pike Place in full Klingon makeup and costume to promote a show was AWESOME

I still can’t believe I’m learning a show that is in Klingon and I have multiple fight scenes…it’s a shitload if work, but damn I’m loving it

Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight

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BOBBY!!! Always glad to see Bobby Wagner do Bobby Wagner things!

Holy shit that was a ridiculous “roughing” call in the UW game. Guess you gotta just let the QB stand there and throw it

Knew it was over after the Springer HR. Had a 2 game series lead a fucking blew it. Perfect encapsulation of this fucking franchise.

Fuck me for ever believing in the Mariners

I've been seeing quite a few MAGA edgelord accounts today. Friendly reminder: Block immediately, and do not engage. I know they're not having as much fun on twitter with so many of us here, but it's not our job to pet them and feed them little treats of attention. Do not engage.

Top of the 9th. Ready to have my heart broken

Welp…what’s another 24 years for a shot at the ALCS?

I don’t think the Mariners come back from this.

The sound of that coming off his knee…oof 😬

Another fucking leadoff double. Holy shit, this team just can’t help but be frustrating

Mariners are really effing good at hitting it right at someone. Just uncanny.

Holy crap…a LUCKY double play. But I’ll take it!

Naylor continues to impress

GENO!!!

Robo umps now. Jesus fuck that missed by a mile and was called a strike

A Rod pandering the the Mariners fans…bro, you’re a Yankee. Stay in NY.

Struck out looking for the final out is fitting for this ballclub. Just an embarrassment at home this series.

And Seattle gives up another home run…just a horrendous outing

How do you wait that long to activate the bullpen?! Kirby was done 2 innings ago!

Good job Kirby, give up another one 😫

So the broadcast is ONLY going to bitch about the bad call with Randy…neat

…fuck 1 pitch 1 run is not how we wanted this to start on defense 😬

In case you didn’t know! Go Mariners!

The Seattle Mariners are trying to kill me via stress 😫

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The crowd is chanting “what” at the Timeless one and holy shit I couldn’t hate them more …I fucking hate that chant

It really shows how much Jared Leto being in a movie will make me say “nope” when you have a combo of Tron and Trent Reznor and I ain’t going.

White Portlanders: it is now your job to support your unhoused neighbors and to protect them from the fasc thugs. It is now your job to check in with your Brown and Black neighbors, and to protect them from fasc thugs. It is now your job to look to LA and Chicago to learn how to push back.

2 squandered 1st and goal situations. Can’t have that against a team like this.

Watching the Mariners vs watching the Seahawks

3-1 sounds pretty good!

Those run plays were DUMB

Tix to game 2 and game 5 secured! Let’s go M’s!!! 🔱

AL West champs!!! Fuck that feels good to say!

Man, AEW All Out was just so damn good! - Cage and Cope with a fun match with FTR and a Beth debut! - Mercedes and Riho having a helluva match! - Stat is the new champ!!! (She deserves it) - 4 way tag ladder match followed by a Jurassic Express reunion! - Kyle Fletcher becomes a main eventer!