I always love the way that they loved.

Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human

In Poland, when someone holds on to old books and trinkets for sentimental reasons, they say they are a "głupek zbierający śmieci" - which means "caretaker of many dreams." And I think that's so beautiful

SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY HAND-DRAWN CARDS. If that's not enough to sell you on backing this, I don't know what is.

Episode two of "The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka", featuring @iwriteok.bsky.social is out now! Listen to I'M FROM THE INTERNET anywhere you get your podcasts!

Yoooooooooooo $37,000 on the NOSE.

Thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social for spending some time with @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social & @winslowdumaine.bsky.social talking about notable internet dipshit Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka this week, and how he could have cashed in on the next reddit or twitch, but instead chose ambien and bud platinum

I'M FROM THE INTERNET #97 The Life and Times of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka First of a two-part series about the rise and fall of the least business savvy man in modern American history. Featuring Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards and It Could Happen Here! shows.acast.com/im-from-the-...

And here it is; something I’ve been interested in since the first time it was teased on a silly little podcast. Grats @winslowdumaine.bsky.social , everything looks great. Give it up for The Restless: www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...

Fully funded in five days! After five years of work, The Restless is going to go into production! You can still get your copy here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...

Man I wonder who the special guest for our next episode is

On Kickstarter now! Link in bio! I spent the last 5 years developing a cooperative horror card game called The Restless. The game is a fun challenge of collaboration, resource management, and creeping dread. The entire project was drawn by hand. You can get it on Kickstarter! #horror #fun #ttrpg

DID YOU KNOW: those beautiful full art cards in Die On This Hill are crossover cards from this game by the incredibly talented @winslowdumaine.bsky.social? THEY ARE. Help support him and make The Restless happen!

I made a massive cooperative horror game and drew the entire thing by hand. It's available on Kickstarter right now! Tell your friends! www.kickstarter.com/projects/win...

Thank you Mike!

@slimyswampghost.bsky.social Hey Trevor - Idk if you recall, I reached out to you on twitter a year or so ago about collaborating on a game and you said you were interested - can I DM?

Jordan Peterson: So, this freak - this abomination - he sows destruction everywhere he goes. He eats only sensous fruits. And his enemy, his rival, is the embodiment of deep thought - a great genius. Joe Rogan: So, hang on, is his last name Bandicoot? Peterson: The arrogance!

The more technology a restroom has, the worse it is. Taps with handles, liquid soap, and paper towels? Perfect. You start adding motion sensing bullshit and suddenly 70% of it doesn't work at all. Don't get me started on air dryers. I might as well dunk my hands in the toilet.

@coolzonemedia.bsky.social hey @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social you requested a proposal from me last October, I'm still waiting on a response. Can someone reach out?

@iwriteok.bsky.social Yo Robert, do you have any thoughts and or feelings about Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka or maybe Rhodesia?

Hey @iwriteok.bsky.social you still wanna hop on the pod and talk about Lowtax? Would love to have you! @coolzonemedia.bsky.social

@ironpineapple.bsky.social hey Iron, I'm a game dev and I put a little reference to your channel in my souls-inspired game. Is your email still the one listed on your youtube page?

A lot of Nebraskan men have a body type that I can only describe as Republican Gengar.

"Bog standard" seems to imply a class of objects for which the standard comparison is their usefulness in bogs

Thinking about the time in 6th grade when we had to take a cumulative test and Mrs. Cornelius wrote CUM TEST on the blackboard in giant letters and faced us with an expression as serious as the grave.

ever since I drank from the jar I found in the basement I no longer show up in people's dreams. found a chemical online that says it'll make you stop showing up in mirrors too. I'm going off grids you haven't even heard of. I don't even show up in the akashic record.

When I was a bad kid , my parents made me eat what they called Punishment Slime. Like soup but dark. It gave me such a headache and made my fingernails brittle. Made the world shake. But if I was good? Chores etc. Big bowl of Angel Slime. Wow What a Meal! I would say.

If you're tired of paying high prices for a good burger, Sonic is doing a promotion where they're rolling their menu back to their 2014 prices. Just Google Sonic Inflation to learn more.

Rob Zombie's Wife, Sheri: baby it's 3AM. Come to bed. Rob, at a grand piano, surrounded by wads of notebook paper: do you think it would be sexy to be a rock 'n' roll Frankenstein with the devil's guitar? Sheri: honey I don't know. Rob, staring out the window: yeah. Sorry.

Bluesky has a long way to go until it's actually as fun as Twitter because right now it's a bunch of Hufflepuffs with Notorious RBG pfps saying "I'm STILL with her!!"

Is it slop or is it fetish content

I swear to God these people are addicted to patting themselves on the back.

WAKE UP

I hate it when the train is late, I'm on the tracks like, "I should have just gone with the gun."

hey babe. this morning you sent me a picture of two cats and said that it was "us". But, obviously, I'm not a cat, so it couldn't be me. Did you mean to send that to someone else? Are you hiding something from me? Are you cheating on me with a cat?

just had half a bowl of count chocula as a 33 year old man and you know what, maybe RFK is right. this can't be good for anyone. we're giving kids like 3 lbs of marshmallow chocolate every morning, no wonder they keep throwing rotten meat on my roof