It's just so crazy that this is reality now. The president just announces meaningless addresses and we wait in terror wondering if he's going to declare war on New Zealand for literally no reason or if he's just going to brag about something dumb instead

Simpler times

This is basically the most important fact of American history

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Russia will never respect any peace agreement. The United States will never make good on any security guarantee. This war will go on forever until Russia is defeated and utterly destroyed.

MINNEAPOLIS: “We kept yelling ‘she’s pregnant! She’s pregnant!’ — they put their knees in her… the handcuffed woman was dragged on the ground…” Lawless.

I haven't watched The Princess Bride in a long time. Like most people my age, it was a staple of my childhood. I'm going to watch it tonight and probably cry my eyes out. Rob Reiner was a national treasure, the news about him has saddened me greatly

The one thing I'll say is that the Trump post on the Reiners is even more deranged and cut off from all reality when you remember that Michele shot the cover photo for Art of the Deal. Trump usually never passes up a chance to point out stuff like that. He's lost all grip on reality.

He might try but logistically speaking I don't know how he can pull it off. He can't even find an architect willing to do the Epstein ballroom for him

😳🇺🇸

The people demanding to see your papers ARE ALWAYS THE BAD GUYS

"You were never going to be the exception"

Sounds like a great plan

“We chose Karoline Leavitt to be his godmother over my own sister- just because you went to Catholic school doesn’t make you a good Catholic. I’m not the first, I won’t be the last, they’re separating kids from moms every day. Where does it end?” She hasn’t heard from her😳

Entertainment Weekly (December 12, 2003)

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

I'm not crying you're crying

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

Noem is garbage and it's to see somebody rub her face is the mess she made

“Peace” talks latest. Zelenskyy: “Trading Ukrainian territories for security guarantees is not being considered.”

Much like the Epstein files, the public already has a pretty good idea about what happened on Jan 6 so covering up like this is a very desperate move by a very desperate man

PIERS: “You’re not gay?” FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.” P: “Should they vote?” F: “No.” PIERS: “They should stay home?” FUENTES: “Yeah.” PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?” FUENTES: “No.” PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”

It is such an asinine series of events that, a few years back, the US experienced a baby formula shortage caused by trump's bad economic policies during the pandemic, and as a result, MAGA became radicalized entirely against baby formula, so now this brainworm is in the government saying this shit

Nobody wants to talk about this, but the nightlife in Minas Tirith is overrated, and everyone knows that Friday night at Edoras is off the hook

1. The European Parliament’s attempt to ban plant-based foods from being sold as “sausages”, “burgers” etc is a direct response to livestock industry lobbying. This is a short thread on how utterly bleeding ridiculous it is. 🧵1/6

Apparently the president's health was more important in 2024 🙄

Putin: ‘Russia is ready to keep fighting until the last Ukrainian dies.’ Western politicians & press: ‘Peace talks have stalled…’ Russia has zero interest in peace. Calling Kremlin demands for Ukrainian surrender ‘peace talks’ is just another way of spreading their propaganda.

I know that this was obviously always going to happen so it's not surprising or anything. I'd just like to point out just how shamelessly these people deal in bad faith with us. They spit on us and the idea of even the most basic modicum of decency and then bemoan the death of civility in politics

“What if rich kids take advantage of free school lunches?” is like asking “What if rich executives take advantage of public transportation?” What if they do? They probably won’t. But what if they do? Well, nothing.

he's gotta go

Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views

When buying a house is unattainable and jobs are disappearing, it's no surprise young people think they can’t succeed, especially young men. It's not their fault. It’s Washington’s fault for allowing the middle class to be hollowed out just to make rich people richer.

Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars. She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:

This exposé is breathtaking. Witkoff and Kushner do not just have conflicts of interest - thy are deeply woven into a web of Russian influence peddling by "investments". Money, personal ties and geopolitics have become indistinguishable. bylinetimes.com/2025/12/01/t...

This is no surprise. "Parental rights" is the buzzword used by bigots who think censorship will keep their little Billy from turning out gay

Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."

It's a dance. We have to let them release the redacted version first, to show everyone just how shamelessly corrupt he is, before we can leak the really damning stuff and blow the top off everything

Literally everything they're doing is based on demonstrable lies. The mass deportations, the tariffs, DOGE, everything is a lie. Ultimately a war in Venezuela would be justified by the xenophobia that forms the backbone of the MAGA cult, to satisfy the racist hatemongering lies they've told for ages

19 year old freshman just wants to go home for Thanksgiving to see her family, she gets deported to Honduras. Former President of Honduras who’s serving 45 years in prison for drug trafficking? He gets a full presidential pardon. Both are Honduran. Only one is a criminal.

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.

"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record. Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal

The entire trump philosophy is just to go around breaking shit and declaring things fixed in spite of all evidence

THIS

Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

This is the new "saying Merry Xmas again"