Prices are going up. Markets are going down. #winning #IranWar

AITA? At a restaurant with my grown kids. Family gets seated in the booth behind us. Little kid kicks the seats constantly for 10 minutes. Finally, I stand up, and apologize for intruding, and I understand that children fidget, but could they ask their kid to stop please?

Another way in which Trump closely resembles Putin and other dictators is that when he is scared, he is dangerous. With public support in freefall, and with heat from the Epstein Files increasing despite his attempts to obstruct their release, Trump has started a needless war with Iran.

This draft Trump EO on voting is even nuttier than you imagined. Zeroing out all voter rolls and making everyone re-register in person. Mandatory annual online re-registration. Requiring anyone casting an absentee ballot to find a notary. No dropboxes. All post-election disputes federalized. 😟

It's obvious to everyone, I hope, that there was no real intention to negotiate any kind of deal with Iran. It was all a distraction and a ruse, because this administration cannot not act in good faith about ANYTHING.

Oh.

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

Say, has anyone seen the United States Congress recently? #IranWar

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

So, if Iran is a state sponsor of global terrorism, when do things in the USA start to explode? I'll be avoiding large crowds.

wow I guess the Nobel Peace Prize wasn’t transferable after all

So, uh, are blue state governors preparing for the war to come? Because it's coming.

We need an AI that is only trained on the works of Scott Adams and Thomas Kinkade.

"Years ago, we tore up a nuclear peace deal w/Iran. Months ago, we bombed Iran & "obliterated" their nuke capabilities. And now, we might just have to go to war with Iran bc of their nuke capabilities." -the ppl who tore up the nuclear peace deal w/Iran

Final answer?

Lauren Boebert is asked to define “inflation.” It does not go well.

"Scientifically, all humans regardless of skin color are apes." @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Nick Shirley: “30 voters registered at a California UPS store!” 🤔 Paul Mitchell: um, people live above it. Look up, bro. 🙃 As usual this dude’s *reporting* is full of holes

"ICE agents are the equivalent of cartel hitmen" is a wild take, but Mike Lee is here for it.

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

BREAKING NYT: The husband of Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has been barred from the department's headquarters after at least two female staff members told officials that he had sexually assaulted them, according to people familiar with the decision and a police report obtained by The Times.

Share a gif/vid from a TV series.

Hey, everybody. Cha-Ka is looking for a new job. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

It means that if Colbert or Meyers or The View have Talarico on, they have to give equal time on-air to every single candidate who's qualified for ballot in that US Senate race in Texas. All 3 Dems and 8 Republicans. And that means no one gets on the air. Brendan Carr is dangerous. 6/

Wow.

Whenever Twitter goes down and won't load, I just assume the Russian bots got me suspended again.

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

MAGA is American Nazism. That is all. Enjoy your weekend.

Dr. Oz appears to have invited Jeffrey Epstein to a Valentines Day party in 2016, long after Epstein pleaded guilty to soliciting sex with underage girls.

So, anyway...

So, to wrap up today's insanity: President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...

We have to rip MAGA out by the root.

An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.

AP says the El Paso closure is due to the military doing something with counter-drone tech against the Mexican cartels. CNN says whatever it was, it came out of Biggs air force base in Fort Bliss.

I trust some good people in #ElPaso have drones and are getting them in the air.

No offense to Savannah Guthrie and her mom, I wish them both well, but someone should tell @cnn.com that the MAGA fascists closing the airspace of a large American city for 10 days without explanation should be the motherfucking headline.

So, are we about to: a) invade or attack Mexico, or b) liquidate ICE detainees at Camp East Montana on Fort Bliss? Neither sounds like a great idea.

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

If Stephen Miller doesn't mind Americans being gunned down or tearing families apart or immigrant children living in filthy detention centers, do you REALLY think he'd be averse to an American version of the Final Solution to the "brown problem?"

Blue states are using their state and local power to protect human dignity and limit the actions of this atrocious Federal government. Red states are, well, pretty darn quiet about it all. We are heading for fracture and it will not be fun or pretty.

Personally, I think it is the files that are both the distraction and the blackmail tool that the administration is using to control the only institutions capable of preventing further implementation of the fascist project.

It seems to me that DNI stealing Puerto Rico's voting machines for "testing" due to a 2025 software issue causing messy results is a great pretense for bad actors in the fascist administration to find ways to compromise Dominion machines across the US in November. Eyes open, folks.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Take a look at this insane image the Illinois College Republicans posted and then read their statement about how they're not trying to excuse or glorify violence.

A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social

Good morning. ☕️☕️

The sadistic ICE agent on the left gratuitously sprayed a chemical irritant directly into the face of protestor after that protester had already been pinned to the ground by three other ICE agents. Vile, out-of-control goons.

Why are they CELEBRATING J.D.?

Just gonna leave this here.