Need to stop playing silksong before bed, I always end up either going to sleep frustrated that I can't beat a boss, or waiting until I do beat it, by which point it's got way past my bedtime 😮‍💨

Forgot to book my train tickets to go home this weekend and now avanti want THREE HUNDRED POUNDS to get me from London to Manchester and back 🤡

Fighting for my life to not fall asleep on this train

Just finished the bf6 campaign

Twelve hours sleep last night and I actually feel alive for the first time in weeks, wish I could do that every night ngl

Apologies to anyone heading north on the M1 that thought it just reopened by Leicester, I'm about to have to shut a lane to get my dumbass car moved 😮‍💨

Just broke down on my way home for the second time in a month, after just having the car repaired from the last breakdown a week ago 🙃

Had two fat slices of cake this afternoon then ran a lil pb after work 😌

Finally getting settled into my new role at work and they tell me I'll have to go do another role overseas from January through May 😮‍💨 this boy just can't catch a break sometimes

Hit the snooze button four times this morning 🫩

Nvm I beat the gauntlet and don't hate myself anymore

Feel like I'm just bashing myself against a wall playing silksong, I'm only a few areas in but feel like I'm not actually getting any better at it, just doing the same thing over and over til it works? Is this what it's meant to be like or do I need to lock in and git gud etc

Having a very long week and having to try to stop myself buying lots of little treats to compensate

Pretty depressing that the only adverts you seem to hear on podcasts these days are for fake therapy and sports gambling

Just caved and put the heating on

Can you tell she's been at the cooking wine again 😮‍💨

I was a soup guy for a long time, then I found myself and became a stews guy. But now I fear I may be becoming a risotto guy? Something about having to gradually feed it ladle in the stock it cooks down.. very therapeutic

Accidentally got to Euston 45 minutes early for my train, so I went to the pub outside (recommended to me) and it's £7.50 a pint!! The beer wasn't even that great!!! Idk how londoners get by tbh

Just saw a guy post about how he'd made an e-paper weather display running off a mini weather station he installed on his roof, and thought 'wow I'd love to read/watch the process of figuring all that out' Two replies down and it turns out he just got an LLM to code and tell him how to do it all 😮‍💨

Gps on my watch gave up halfway through but I did at least make it off my bed!

Leaving work early to go to the gym, then spending 45 minutes lay on my bed without actually making it to the gym at all 🙃

The lion is starting to get concerned with the steadily growing pain in his shoulder

This whole section really.

Moving forward I'll be replacing my use of the thumbs up emoji on teams with this lil guy

It's hit 16 degrees indoors and theres only so much my wooly jumper can do rn

Making a stew this evening and accidentally drank all the wine that I was meant to put in it

Perennially late to the party but ready to see what all the fuss is about

Soft-launching pulling a sicky tomorrow by coughing in the office all afternoon and clearing my desk for the weekend

Went to bed early last night to catch up from the weekend and I woke up late for work with the beginnings of a cold, feels like I'm being punished somehow

Can someone explain why I've had the Kim Possible theme song bouncing around my head for the last three days?

Spent most of the afternoon at work watching revenge of the sith and playing darts, with absolutely zero productive output past 11am

Just had my coke explode all over me on the train and I'm pretty sure I heard someone laugh at me when it happened

Cannot believe it's big coat weather already this feels insane

Monday again

It's starting to be noticeably more dark as I'm getting ready in the mornings and I'm definitely not a fan

Sounds like I'm gonna have to start shopping for a new car this week 🙃

I really don't know how I feel about the new android update.. Somehow they've made it look less good than it was?

Have been dragged to walkabout on leaving drinks and just got asked if I sell gear in the toilets, this is not my happy place and I want to go home

Had a nice little wander over to Bamford, via Kinder and Win Hill yesterday 🥾

Distracting myself from all my problems and all the work I should be doing by playing some games, come join if you like! twitch.tv/joshualevell

I fear I'm starting to run critically low on 'it is what it is' and already ran out of 'fuck it we move' a while back

You fool! I've already depicted myself as the happy and unbothered Zack Polanski and you as the seething Ed Balls

Channeling my anger at the car breaking down into overly aggressive email replies to people asking reasonable questions about my work

A six hour wait!! I reported this at five pm!!!

In my infinite hubris I ignored the lights, and my car has now died outside Sheffield. This is absolutely not a happy Monday

Happy Friday

Just realised I never turned on the high refresh rate when I got my new phone last year so I've been slumming it on 60hz like it's 2012 or something

Ready for the oven and not looking awful so far!

Attempting to bake cinnamon rolls today and can already feel how catastrophically I'm going to fuck them up

Honestly so tired I could cry rn