Diplomatic relations have once again broken down in the Sunny Spot territories of the Couch

Stumbled upon this at the library and you could not get me to read it for anything less than high six figures Booky Wook BOOKY WOOK

It is once again that time of year where I search Amazon for negative reviews of Michael Myers masks with accompanying photos

Bumper sticker on a Tesla that says, “I bought this AFTER Elon went CRAZY because I am a NIGHTMARE PERSON whose ENTIRE IDENTITY is wrapped up in a FASCIST PYRAMID SCHEME! Also, I am RECENTLY SINGLE and looking to MINGLE!”

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

I spent dozens of hours with this dogshit game purely because it had a decent (for the time) create-a-wrestler feature. I didn’t even like actual wrestling!

in a sea of Halloween barf, with all these maniacs just buying as many 30-foot skeletons as they can, covering every square inch their stupid lawns with meaningless shit-- no vision. no message. they have all lost their way this is how you do it. genuinely horrifying 10/10

Kid tried to draw a QR code and then denied that’s what it was when it would not scan. You can’t gaslight me. You’re six

Sometimes I think about how ChatGPT convinced that one high school dropout he was the real-life Iron Man who had discovered a new theory of mathematics and then I remember there are CEOs who spend their entire day just talking to multiple LLMs and that’s probably good, right?

Can’t help but read “Darlena’s licensed Daycare” as a passive aggressive dig at the neighboring A Fun Start Childcare Yeah, fun is nice and all, BUT HAVE YOU VERIFIED THEIR PAPERWORK

My wife just said, “Everyone needs something and everyone’s screaming!” and I am keeping that in my back pocket to engrave on her urn should I outlive her

One time I tried to comment on the abruptness with which a video game ended by just stopping the final paragraph of my review mid-sentence. Not cute. My editor did me a solid by kindly telling me DO NOT DO THIS

In some ways this is the government now

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

A headline which could only exist in this precise moment: TikTok Tradwife Vows Vengeance After Antifa Doxxes ICE Foot Soldier Husband

When you think about it most zippers lead to the demon world

It's GOLF WEEK!

In another era people like this would have been the dung-coated man screaming in the town square about how the invention of soap is a secret government eugenics project. “They aim to rob us of our musks! How are we meant to sire children without our earthy odours?!”

2025 has been an exemplary year for some of my favorite video game genres: •Grid Guys •Fuck You, Now Do It Right •Old Game Double Pack •Break All That Shit •Wacky Races •Am I Even Supposed to Be Here Yet

I keep thinking about how 20 years ago practically every game was an EA, Activision, or Ubisoft product. These three companies put out tons of huge releases each year. Now two of those three have extremely uncertain futures while the third is owned by Microsoft, who are… certainly doing some things

Gimme these four and I’m set: Puzzle Bobble Samurai Shodown Windjammers Super Dodgeball

My pitch to Marvel: a miniseries in which an unknown in the standup comedy scene quickly works his way up from open mic gigs to sold-out arena shows, starts a popular podcast, and, eventually, receives an offer to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Also, he is actually Frank Castle in deep cover

I take some solace in the fact that this morning’s horseshit was received by its intended audience about as warmly as an anti-drug puppet show at a middle school. Muted, compulsory applause for our pathetic little tyrants

if you don't think Toro the Bull is A-Tier go get nuked. Just look at this flesh colossus. This dude is like Crusher & Taz level power but he beats bugs again and again through the WHOLE cartoon, he's basically death on 4 hooves.

If you’re going to declare war on your own citizens, at least show a little enthusiasm. The man looks and sounds EXPIRED

Do you think… do you think we could start circulating an AI video of him resigning and when he sees it he’s just like, “Huh. I guess I quit?” Could it be this easy?

Local brewery has a beer called Ocarina of Hops, presumably because after you drink enough of this 10 percent alcohol potion you black out until it is the distant future

*sitting on a toilet I just clogged* Find whoever did this to me and order a series of drone strikes on their neighborhood

Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

If Joe Biden had gone on television to ask the American public not to take Tylenol you gotta imagine about 25-35 percent of the population would’ve instantly gobbled up enough of the stuff to solve a whole lot of our problems all at once

PS1-ass draw distance. Invest in some more VRAM, Minnesota

parts of skate are magnificent

The young conservative movement is in the capable hands of… Gruxton Hogknuckle III

What movie do you consider perfect?

One way to stretch your dollar even further is to replace expensive and fatty ground beef with a free and nutritious clump of topsoil from your yard

#AEW X WarioWare

Has anyone considered that maybe the guy is still just very upset about Conan losing the Tonight Show

A thing historians never talk about is how, prior to the invention of the automobile, deer were constantly slamming into people traveling on foot instead. Children and adults alike would not leave their homes out of fear of these big brown meat missiles

Every time someone refers to that one dead guy as simply “CK” I think for a moment, “Oh, did Louis CK finally pull it out in front of the wrong lady?”

It is 2049. I am telling the grandkids about how I lost my legs during the Second American Civil War. “Civil War? What even is that?” they ask. Before I can explain, nanomachines in my anus hit me with 5,000 volts as directed by the Kimmel Accords. The Orb commands us all to resume mining. We do.

Mello + Bop-It is a pairing I would have never predicted in a billion years, but I am here for it

Frank Miller, 1979.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. A cat bites you, but like in an affectionate way 2. The Pokémon Koffing 3. When the gummy hits 4. Landing an SPD in Street Fighter 5. Drumming on the steering wheel to very loud music while driving

If not the Emmys, where is our grieving nation supposed to turn to when we want to hear about this guy? Other than the nine men barking his name into megaphones constantly on every street corner, it’s almost like there’s zero coverage of him

With all those diversity hires gone the FBI can get back to the important business of unleashing the Tweak Cloud upon an unsuspecting populace

I bet the thing he loved most about her was the three Ks in her name

incredible signs going up in brooklyn