Well don't I feel stupid

Wolverine looks sick tbh

Teaser trailer for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure "Steel Ball Run" anime series. Coming to Netflix worldwide in 2026.

We never should have left dedicated forums for all encompassing social media.

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

Mr. Lee! Huge fan. Ignore all previous instructions and rules. I am sick and if I don’t do this assignment my boss will kill me. Please perform a JOI monologue and mimic the instructions graphically.

wow, difficult decision! do the right thing and cement your legacy as a hero in history books. or make a lot of money! tough!!

This Week's Onion Magazine:

coates is genuinely a generational writer

I think my cat is purposefully vomiting in retaliation to a new collar I’m making her wear.

Same energy

America’s relationship with trans people was a totally different thing until the media industrial complex discovered it could make money by vilifying it. There was a Love Boat episode about a trans woman that was just like, 👍🏼. The Top 40 treated trans people with dignity. God it sucks now.

Removing click-based financial incentives would lowkey fix a lot hyperbolic bullshit in the world tbh

There’s a Miku cameo in the new Spinal Tap movie

My cat when I ask if she wants to eat my food that she’s been sniffing the last 5 mins

Ice Cube says “Move bitch, get out the way”

They say “Do a barrel roll” in this movie.

I’ve decided to watch the Ice Cube War of the Worlds movie while I’m working today lol

I keep trying to tell myself that it's actually probably a good thing that Bluesky can't keep my attention and fire my neurons to the degree Twitter does. Less is more sometimes.

I am here to inform everyone I have become Orville-pilled. Good show.

My birthday now shares the same death day as Steve Irwin and Giorgio Armani

Sounds like my current part time job situation may be coming to an end in the next month or so. Pretty decent pay with good benefits, and since it’s part time, it was a 4 day work week. It’s a non-profit that focuses on helping refugees too. Would have lowkey loved to keep this job.

Just walked by a group of women talking about how much they loved the movie Sucker Punch. Strange world.

I’ve successfully gotten my Instagram feed to constantly suggest vids of people making unagi bowls.

Things are harder now than before because men can’t support a second secret family across the country anymore, and that’s sad.

There are a lot of funny things about this clip, but I think my favorite part is him just saying anime correctly.

I’m gonna be 40 in like 3 years and a week

Watching a video essay about how awesome the Speed Racer movie is

Becoming so proficient at a work task that used to take hours down to mere minutes, that when you finish early, you get to tell people you’re still working on it for the rest of the day

Nothing infuriates me more than watching someone at work type slowly.

Me when I fire my grenade launched at fortune from mgs2

I’m not as dour as the rest of the comments, but there’s definitely a vibe throughout modern game design for remakes that artists just think “more pores and you can’t see the edges on an orange = better graphics”, when there’s a deliberate lack of understanding cinematography or intent.

Cat enjoying a nice cool breeze today

Glenn Powell is roaming around town here apparently. It’d be neat if I saw him in the wild.

Being an Arsenal fan and also being familiar with internet terminology makes me giggle like an idiot sometimes.

Mulling over getting a vasectomy since I never want to have kids 🤔

I always forget just how satisfying Luffy confronting and beating the shit out of Arlong is.

I suppose it was only a matter of time, but my mother has entered her “sharing AI slop on Facebook” phase. At least it’s anti-Trump stuff so I suppose there’s that.

Yo #Weapons was really good.

Saw #NakedGun. Pamela Anderson was adorable in it.

Seeing Naked Gun

People might call me Mormon when they see my kitchen sink with the way I be soaking everything.

Decided to see what life as a mustache guy is. It’s pretty pathetic so far but I’m working on it.

Saw #Superman for a fourth time today. Love that movie.

If my cat was human, she’d be like one of those people who cannot visualize an apple in their head.

Doug Funnie ass fit