I don’t think Soto went 0-2 for four straight batters once in his orioles career.

This is the perfect example of terminally, hilariously, online.

Thats cool, I had the 8th as our big rally inning anyway.

Orioles Bluesky has two settings in moments like these: He’s safe. And He’s safe but they won’t overturn it. Which one is this?

Less go, Pete!

So, no reason, just wondering how the first starts for Dean and cade went…

Ok this is suboptimal

The flying Rutchman!!!

Gunderpants, into the sweaty night!

See, all that huffing and puffing and it’s a tie ball game. This team be different then last year’s, i can feel it.

Getting promoted out of Seconda Categoria (8th Division) in Italy is mayhem! Obvious: 1st Place But the second promotion spot is where it gets chaotic 🤣😅 Playoffs for 2nd-5th place BUT.. If 2nd is 10 pts ahead of 5th, 5th auto elimination If 2nd is 10pts ahead of 3rd, no playoffs at all

It sounds like I'm breaking up with Spurs, but @terminio.org, my 8th division Italian football club, are on a two game winning streak and are in line for the 2 game promotion playoff in a few weeks! You, too, can find a safe place as Tottenham Refugee - join us @footballclubgroup.com.

CtfOYS. Come the fuck on, you Spurs.

From Ange and all the vibes to a shittier Conte with a history of standing up for sexual assaulters. That’s the legacy since Vinny joined the club. #notodezerbi for what it’s worth #tottenham, you didn’t manage to drive me away with all the toxicity and terrible football, but this will do it!

No way. reverse latner’d

Yoshimi can!

Can’t squeeze us now blue! Suck it!

First Tootblan of ‘26! Everyone drink!

If you don’t know, now Yennier. Cano.

BAZ-inga. (Sad)

I think your average rank and file GOP elected is and has been terrified of pretty much everything for a decade. Cities? Yikes! Brown people? Eeeek! Standing up to Trump? ::literal shaking::

BAZ-inga!

Most scholars agree that misogyny, racism and transphobia are real, intersectional and bad.

Sweet Mother of Credulous Understatement, don’t fail me now!

I donno, champ! Maybe if someone could stop being so relentlessly credulous about all the lies and bullshit from the Trump administration, there would be more sustained dislike of their politics. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/28/u...

Protests too small: No one wants to protest anymore, I guess you never really cared Protests too big: This is silly, what do you all think you're accomplishing Protests just right: I stapled teabags to my hat and cried because Obama wanted to give people cell phones

I like how you can use the word “empirically” as if that makes your total nonsense into something that is not total nonsense.

Lawsuit update: @knightcolumbia.org & @protectdemocracy.org have filed a preliminary injunction motion on behalf of @thecoalition.bsky.social asking the court to block a U.S. immigration policy targeting noncitizen researchers who study online safety. 🧵 knightcolumbia.org/content/tech...

Ah yes. The winter is slipping away, sun shines through my window, and I feel myself slipping into the meditative - some might even say fugue like - state of baseball season. Hope! excitement! Springtime! And... whats this? TAYLOR WARD IS LEADING OFF?? Oh for fucks sake. We're BACK BABY!

What you mean “we” kemo sabe?

Evergreen tweet

Last week: "Oh you have to go down to earn that penalty. He shouldn't have shot." This week: "Oh he made the most of it, that can't be a penalty." Refereeing in England, in a nutshell.

It is striking to me that the only time that Republicans stand up to other Republicans (like Paul to Markwayne Mullin right now) is when they feel personally aggrieved. I welcome the attacks, but it reads as zero empathy for others, pure personal in-fighting.

I have lead in my hair right now. Not hypothetically. According to a new Consumer Report investigation, the exact human braiding hair on my head—Ywigs Water Wave Bulk—tested with the HIGHEST lead levels of any product analyzed. Let me tell you why that matters beyond the obvious. 🧵

Mandatory read!

I assume Team USA are all sternly gripping each other by the forearms and muttering “it’s been an honor” to one another, before walking outside add breathing the first real air in weeks.

Nope!

THATS MY MUTHAFUCKINN MAYOR!!!

To quote the great Herman Cain: ”Awwww Shucky Ducky!”

Absolutely wild to watch a group that was founded to stick up for my religious minority descend into such madness. Truly bonkers. Words have no meaning. I can feel myself sliding into Wittgensteinian nihilism. Someone send me some potato latkes and brisket, stat.

how is this dystopia so freaking DUMB?? www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

Occam's Razor being used for a true bloodletting.

This poem was sent as a reason for unsubscribing to Hayley Stevenson's Email List #writing #Poetry #art #writesky #booksky #reading #poetry The purpose of a system is what it does The rest is dashed hopes dreams left unbagged at the bottom of the curbside trashcan stinking up the place

This is still true for us. It hasn't ended.

Come on, You Spurs! (derogatory) Hasn’t Dustin suffered enough??!

I’ve seen enough: to know I’ve seen too much

Dispatches from MN: it's getting really hard, guys. The media has left, the donations are drying up, and ICE is still here kidnapping people. It's hard not to be resentful that other people have the option of setting this aside for.other things.

Truly, the perfect epitaph to be carved on the grave of this iteration of the Democratic Party.

The “waste, fraud, and abuse” narrative misses what really breaks government: the political power of monopolies and concentrated wealth. Consumer Advocate @bmorons.bsky.social argues for a new North Star: co-governance—meaningful public participation and fewer tools for corporate obstruction. ⬇️

Ain’t no such thing as a good billionaire, yall. Even one who signs Pete Alonso.