Luke warm take, only because, like… my dude does not even have a rival within shouting distance. he’s triple-lapped the field.

As an instinctual and inveterate hater of all New York sports teams, despite living in NYC for 21 years, it’s a big deal for me that I am now feeling something slightly stronger then Knicks Curious.

I mean… this is an exciting new phase-of-the-moon excuse for why it only counts as a pen when spurs do it, at least?

man, sports suck

I wish Coby was a “score from first on a double“ kinda guy.

lordy. this is not the game after The Yankees Series Win I was envisioning.

I mean, any time you have an open base, you gotta pitch around Jorbit.

Is Shane Bad?

Thats my mayor!!

Tony! TonyTonyTony. take a breath baby. Get one more. Let’s go.

I don’t know much, but man, I know I love me some Rico.

Can we not wait until the 9th inning to get a hit and nearly rally (again)?

Say what you will about the Baltimore Orioles in 2026 (and I have!), the idea that Keegan “yup, still me” Akin is the pitcher we turn to in a tie game in eighth is just evidence to me that this an unserious endeavor.

There ya go PETE

That is a very good at bat by Beavers.

Ok, four innings to work on a very bad very hittable bullpen. Let’s lock In, lads!

its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand

‘cause he out here, lockin’ motherfuckers up!

Quite a nice little outing from Pliny there! Figure he gets a better in the 7th?

I think the problem is that people DO understand how the Supreme Court works, and it’s political, intentionally spiteful, and racist.

Lotta challengeable Pitches going unchallenged so far - interest how that seems to change from game to game.

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations!!!!

::Chris Berman Voice::: RUMBLING BUMBLING STUMBLING!!

I swear to god if you pull Sammy on a cycle watch...

Here's the thing, radio announcers. You've convinced me that we've hit two home runs this inning, when in fact we've hit zero.

mooooo (sad)

Woof.

Good gravy, these Marlins bats are not good. Come on Andrew. Get outs please.

Can… we not?

Their a strike you coward.

Pauly, Cassie, and Mack. The Marlins Bats this inning is the third string mobsters crew you get when the A and B listers are unavailable.

… but has anyone actually seen Joey Gallo and Gunnar in the same room together??

Catcher Cycle Watch!

Sung (loosely) to the tune of Macklemore’s thrift shop.

Oh, and I reposted allllll they lyrics as a thread. Its really... something!

Dan Duquette Discourse is a chance for me to post my favorite thing I've ever done: from our Baltimorons podcast in 2013 @samdingman.bsky.social as Dan Duquette singing his version of Thrift Shop by Macklemore Skip to minute 46ish if you want to dive straight in: open.spotify.com/episode/2Dz5...

Scoop for @heatmap.news: HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr is asking the federal government to review & study the health effects of noise and EMF radiation from data centers

This is a catastrophic failure of leadership on both (all?) sides.

man, we got a bad trend of Dr. Orioles seeing some sick bats and making them all better. What is this Brice Mathews Cycle Watch bullshit?

Is 2026 just going to be the year of the TOOTBLAN? That feels… right, somehow.

Sharing an update to the Uber for Nursing report from @katiejwells.bsky.social, @fundaustek.bsky.social and Maya Pinto at @ainowinstitute.bsky.social on platforms’ active efforts to shape policy and regulation at the state level. 🧵

"This is not innovation." Thankful to see our work resonating with nurses. www.instagram.com/reels/DXZ5_q...

OK if Trump is still speaking, this is an under trained ICE doofus trying to show off his new piece and accidentally discharging it and everyone freaking out, right?

Ohhh boy. New York Sports Scene about to go full nuclear meltdown If the Mets can’t hold a three run lead

I genuinely think some people do not want to look this in the eye/think about it because it is so awful. We wrote what I thought was a pretty eye-opening story about all this and I was surprised by the lack of engagement tbh

Outrageous. @chiosse.bsky.social was protecting one of his neighbors from eviction, as a result of deed theft — a plague in Central Brooklyn right now. There was no reason for NYPD officers to roughly throw him to the ground. It sure doesn’t make anyone safer. Release him now.

Noooooo! Rico!!!!

And Wilson has seen more pitches in three at bats (30) then women who have accused the President of sexual assault (28). Statistically speaking.

TRULY! ADLEY! DEEPLY! #Dong #Orioles