THIS is how to settle the question of what team(s) to root for! Collective ownership!

Meanwhile, when did being an Orioles catcher become more dangerous then being a drummer for Spinal Tap??!

Might get “Home run, double, HBP, wild pitch, walk, walk (rbi), single.” tattooed on my butt.

lol. Ok.

Now, see, for Mounty? Winning run? Sure.

Fundamentally unimportant in the whole drama here, but … why on earth do you pinch run for JJax there? He’s not the tying or the winning run, so other shit has to go way right for you…

and you, too, can sit in the owners box with us on your next trip! Join up at @footballclubgroup.com and let’s build towards the seventh tier and beyond!

We play in Italy’s 8th tier, Seconda Categoria 🇮🇹⚽️ There are no million dollar signings, no private jets, no billionaire owners. Just a beautiful small town, a fiery football club, and a three-headed dragon 🐉 If you’ve forgotten why you fell in love with football, Terminio is here to remind you.

Be Like Rodney. Join @terminio.org. Come to Italy as a co-owner to watch a match.

Man I hope that’s the end of JJax’s streak. Please… don’t let him bat again.

What the shit is this team, actually.

Monte Terminio towers above us and most of Italy at 1,806 meters. ⛰️ For centuries it has guarded the families, animals, and farms of our Volturara valley with its menacing might. Today it watches our football club @terminio.org carry its name, reminding the world where we’re from #weareterminio

Now, see, I waited one too many atbats and I had to go on that Journey with Beavers into god-knows-where and now im sad.

Actually though, Darvish at 68 pitches and a three - zero lead after 2.5 is about as well as you can expect a game to go against Yu. Time for me to go to bed so I can wake up to an Akin blown save!

Catch a COCKBLASTED FOUL BALL you SPOONS!

I WILL TAKE THAT TOOTBLAN!

Damn it! Yu getting that pitch again!

::Mumbling:: The bullshit strike zone swings don't matter, it's meaningless September Baseball The bullshit strike zone swings don't matter, it's meaningless September Baseball The bullshit strike zone swings don't matter, it's meaningless September Baseball The bullshit strike zone swings don't mat

Goddamn it Ramon. Don't be like Ramon and get all "breaking up a no-hitter on us after you leave for a team in playoff contention". Sheesh.

Whooo! Nasty pitch to get Jackson there. NOT AS NASTY AS STRIKE THREE THAT WELLS DIDN'T GET AGAINST MANNY THO.

The Outlaw Tyler Wells! Welcome back, bud! Here's a bullshit Ball call when you shoulda struck out Manny on three pitches!

File this under: Everybody gets to Fan how they want to... but! I find it sad that I see at least 5 times the number of Skeets'n'tweets shitting on Coby Mayo or SilentJ as failed prospects then I see people excited about J Jax arriving as a players who might just be good and help the Orioles win.

Missing from this list: most Elected officials, nearly all cops.

Yeah, but War IS Peace, so…

🚨🥹 Today we share a milestone years in the making. After countless hours, ideas, votes, and belief from our members around the world: Football Club Group has officially become the steward of ASD Polisportiva Terminio in Volturara Irpina, Italy 🐲⚽️🇮🇹

Andiaaaaamoo!!!!

It's not like the NRx movement is being subtle anymore. They are telling you what they want, what they are going to do, what they are doing. I'm begging the center and center left to listen, and believe them when they tell on themselves.

Throw in the regulatory agencies becoming r democratic, and you got a stew going!

Wait, @sheaserrano.bsky.social , is this really over?! You guys aren't going to try for triple digits in the Perfect Episode game?

Hey guys? Maybe … on this State Owns Percentages of Companies thing… we just let the man cook? I feel like it’s currently an act of obscene kiss the ring fealty, but … might it not be a good outcome?* *assuming democracy survives.

A reverse Ted Lasso! I love this!!!

Hang on a tick, the Orioles did… What?!

Afraid this might be me!

I fear Eze to Arsenal might break some Spurs fans forever lol

How come most of us don't have a choice in choosing Internet service providers? Why is there is there so very little competition? The CBN team cuts right to quick in discussing it with @karlbode.com @sportshotchris.bsky.social @seangon.bsky.social and @jpittman.bsky.social 🌐📶💻 #LostPackets

NEVER IN DOUBT, YOU FUCKS! CANO with the WIN! CO-MART with the SAVE! PUT A BIRD ALL OVER BEAN TOWN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

::Insert Honestly Great Call From the Haters.meme::

Y'all are gonna have some egg on your faces after this luis vazquez homer out of the two hole, oh ho ho ho!

Lol. That was Vlad the Senior level of reach there.

Lets go, big boi.

Are we really forced to keep doing this?

Hey, cool! Aroldis Chapman! There's nothing I can say about Aroldis that hasn't already been said about Bobby Brown.

Lol, Trevor, thanks for swinging at 14th ball in a row

IS HE PITCHING TO STORY?!

.... can we bring Rico back now?

What do you think happens after a mound visit, then a four pitch walk? I mean, do you think the pitching coach just ices him out for 24 hours and doesn't speak to him at all?

HOW YOU GONNA DO RICO LIKE THAT?! Six Pitches to lose a two run lead?!

Man, this team.

Leave Rico In!

Bang! BANG! BAAAANNNGG ‼️