made out with a girl so hard last night I took damage; in-game this was signified by losing an earring and a jacket pin

got railed and caught the last light rail home, x2 rail score multiplier

Spotted Towhee #photography #birds #nature #WestCoastKin #VancouverIsland

gonna woke-ify Manchurian Candidate, call it Womanchurian Candidate

just pre-made breakfast sandwiches for the next week. I feel so powerful. unstoppable even

Joined my first Seattle polycule!!! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

A friend of mine just got FFS! She could really use some financial and meal assistance in the coming weeks as she recovers: mealtrain.com/926n1l

I was going to make a joke about an elite all-female Fremen warrior group named the "Fe-DYKE-in" but remembered Herbert already did that with the Fish Speakers. Thank you for pretending to laugh at my hyper-specific Dune reference that maybe two people will get

#spottedtowehee #bird #drawing #art Towhees are seen as guides for introspection and self-discovery. They encourage us to look within ourselves and find inner peace. Their song can be a call for reflection and self-awareness. richard-laeton.pixels.com/featured/spo...

Yesterday I met this beefy boy named Moose and he weighs almost 20 POUNDS. Also he is perfect and I love him 😻

"Where two or more trans girls gather, there is a rave amidst them." ~ 1st Kay-inthians 4:20

gf: "haha what if I gave you a chin hickey thats like impossible right" *vacuum seal SHOOMPF sound* my friends it is indeed possible to get a hickey on your chin 😑😡😭

went through the checkout line instead of the faster self-checkout because the cashier was a cute trans girl. god i have a problem lol

There's a Dune pinball machine and yes Shai-Hulud can eat the ball. Kull Wahad!! Bless the Maker 🙏 @freshdonut.bsky.social

Finally got to see a show at the Croc! and what a banger: mf'ing Boris, playing their entire Pink album basically nonstop ヤバイね!! thank u to the cutie @hattie.meangirls.online for bringing me along 🥰

Today a coworker told me that years ago Glico briefly marketed a "Pocky for Men," featuring dark chocolate and a slimmer, almost cigarette case style packaging. He described the taste as like regular pocky, but not as good.

this will never stop being hot to me #ilovemygfyouguys

*me holding a sign that says BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW outside every major AI company HQ

When a girl rough up your hair real good 😳😵‍💫🫠🥰

Oh the ephemeral yearning of seeing a beautiful girl on the train you will never meet again!

getting ready for girlies first rave last night

so fun fact: the dress I bought for my witch costume last minute from a thrift store ended up being a maternity dress. Which meant I had the ability to, uh, "whip the girls out" at a moment's notice.

I am not mutilated.

the thing to understand is that the entire world is basically a big museum of popular culture, and we all make our way through it over the course of the year. today, of course, we are visiting the hall of ween

I hate gay halloween wdym youre the sword Yukio Mishima committed seppuku with

shout out to the girls dressed as Sound Transit Fare "Ambassadors" last night at Sapphoween--truly nothing is scarier than paywalling public transit 👻💀🎃🧛‍♀️

@ethel-kay.bsky.social and I at Sapphoween. 🎃👻🧙‍♀️ She was a lovely witch and I was a charming psychotic. 🖤

Happy Sapphoween 🎃 #halloween #sapphoween

John Carpenter's They/Them Live

John Carpenter's The Egg

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Who's that Pokemon?! It's...Gumyocho! The two-headed bird of paradise that dwells in the Pure Land singing the Dharma and representing the interdependence of all living beings!

it is a stay inside and drink tea while playing video games kind of night

In honor of my one-year tit-aversary here is a tasteful shot of my cleavage. Hey! My boobs are down here!! This time last year I was lying in bed on pain meds and couldnt lift my arms over my head for 2 weeks 😂

Round Robin. #art #birds

ealier this week I watched a baseball game, in a sports bar, while drinking an actual beer. The next morning, coffee in hand, I asked a coworker if he "caught the game last night." what the hell is happening to me

I hope Trump tears down the whole WH and replaces it with a casino. Put a mf'ing McDonalds in there. Sell NFTs and bitcoin in the gift shop. I want this government to look as ugly on the outside as it always has on the inside.

Look at this incredible leaf I found #fall

"E.T." from the spielberg film stands for "Estrogen Testosterone" and is commonly regarded as one of the first instances of positive trans representation in american popular media

aww yiss homemade kare raisu time onegaishimasu

久しぶりね、先生 #gassho

Perhaps you need a pair of starlings? #birds #EastCoastKin

Starlings are one of Britain's most beautiful birds. With the right light and up close, the colours are amazing. Very underrated! #ukwildlife #birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography

Caught this little starling about to take off while I was eating lunch #birdsky

Purity Ring was absolutely *ethereal* last night, I am at peak feygirl #purityring #sodoshowbox

Umeboshi and sembei for lunch, ancestors save me from this hangover 😑🫩

Pink Pony Girls

Is it too late to make a Labubu/Lu Bu from Dynasty Warriors crossover joke? Has anyone already done that one? *panicked shuffling through bad PS2 game jokes folder*

me leaving the house today: "Wow the weather is nice, im off work, and i have a cute outfit on!" universe: "whats this? a trans woman having a moment of unguarded happiness? Not on my watch!!!!" *instantly slips on mud just outside of apartment*

man on Feeld: "I love your dom vibes" me, with bio that mentions absolutely nothing about being dom: "huh?"