I think I've gotten dumber since high school so I might relearn algebra because "Algebra is the Alge-Best!" 😇

I'm so happy this is so fucking cute!!!!🥰🥰🥰 Thanks so much again!!!

If you're a Mariners fan, you also enjoy toxic Yaoi/Yuri.

Up late learning about Pitcher Randy Johnson being one of the dominant forces in the Seattle Mariners getting to the playoffs in 95 and 97. He had a back injury and wanted a contract extension. They said no thinking a pitcher with a back injury is a risk. He gets traded in 98.

smol and dumb lil skunk guy

I've always been a lefty, but the right hand is actually kind of fire tho too.

Blue jays and the mariners are fighting for the chance to get pegged by the dommy mommy that is the Dodgers at the world series. I hope the mariners win! 👉👈🥺❤️

when you run into a pretty girl at the club ya gotta take a bathroom mirror selfie, its the rules 🥰 @freshdonut.bsky.social

2nd last day of work before I go on paid leave. I'm so grateful I'm able to have a break to focus on getting better, but I'm so sad I won't get to see my clients or coworkers for the next few months.

I feel like a conservative grandparent whenever I end up talking to any trans girl under 25. They talk to me in a way that reminds me of how I talk to my older neo liberal relatives and that is fucking spooky.

Trying to get my titties and dick sucked in the Applebee's bathroom tomorrow. Who wants to go in on a 2 for 25 w me?

Holding back the urges to turn him into a smear on the blanket

Finished up a pic I entered into @therealkrystlfox.bsky.social's birthday contest! #nsfw #furryart 🦎 Was a nice excuse to try some different stuff like ear shape, cake texture, and darker shades. Also apologies to the bust size Ms. Ellis, I couldn't help myself 😅

Women Wearing Shoulder Pads. Women Wearing Shoulder Pads. Women Wearing Shoulder Pads.

here’s re:frame #5! my second feature of the week, this time an interview with the creators of Adult Swim’s upcoming stop-motion comedy, Women Wearing Shoulder Pads: buttondown.com/reframe/arch...

I can’t stop thinking about the way the puppets faces move in “Women Wearing Shoulder Pads” if you’re weird and gay please open your HBO Max Now application and enjoy a ten minute episode of “Women Wearing Shoulder Pads”

WOMEN WEARING SHOULDER PADS (2025, HBOMAX, #tv) A gently bonkers stop-motion melodrama set in a world inhabited solely by lesbians that's being ripped apart by animal rights revolutionaries and torrid passions. Nothing like it! Get onboard but know it's being recut into feature length this month.

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I'm about to trip soooo fuckin hard today 🥴😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫

Boobs for Eyeballs

Started listening to old short stories that are in the public domain and stuff on YouTube. Here are some of my thoughts H.G. Wells seems like the type of classic writer that academic trans girls clock as an egg Leo Tolstoy loves God I guess?? And is a pacifist??

Girls with accents 🥰🥺😳🥰🥺😳

To have a person to talk to, about whatever random thing might be holding your attention or excitement at that given moment, and for that person to listen and become excited with you, is one of life's greatest gifts. When that fades from your life, it feels like something important enough to grieve.

great deals happening on eBay right now

I think I found a new passion 🥰 Please like and repost if you think I'm the next great Seattle photographer 🥰🥰

meek adviser: the forcefemmed princes, sir. we're down billions, we've annexed half the continent to meet your quotas. emperor, getting idly sucked off by neutered 3-month-hrt dogboy prince: whuh? 🙂 princes... estrogenate another.

gay bar schedule: 7:30 - gay guys show up (already drunk) 8 - gay guys make out 8:30 - gay guys leave to fuck in apartment 9pm to 2am - transexuals doing inhalants and punching each other in the nuts

They say to never meet your heroes but I'd love to meet van gogh before he dies.

Me: Can you take me to Applebee's? Jesus Christ: Yeah sure!! :3 Me: Thanks JC, ur the best 🥰🥰🥰 Jesus Christ: No problem, babe ilu ☺️❤️☺️

I was sooooo sad earlier today but then I went to the roller rink and I feel so normal rn afterwards?? It's almost as if moving my body physically, helps it to feel better somehow??? 🤔🤔🤔

guys i forgot its dont kill yourself thursday i forgot to dont kill yourself

One thing sissies have over trans girls is that sissies are like all size queens that can fucking take itttt. Trans girls do their best but are usually too busy humping their dakis and doing ketamine to properly do bottom training.

I am in deep emotional pain but I got to put my face in some fat tits tonight so everything is actually coming up donut! 🥰🥰🥰

Going to the 30+ trans event and getting to feel like a 21 yo twink again is great. And I can actually fuck this time around so hell yeah.

god gave me eight legs and seven vaginas and im all out of legs

Is it possible to hatefuck someone you love dearly? Asking for myself.

Happy skunktember everyone! This is one of my fav pieces of donut before I transitioned by @kaleidocollie.bsky.social

The quest to find a PNW friend who wants to go to Walmart with me has started. Going to Wal-mart may sound gay but it's enrichment for anyone who was born in the state of Idaho, Iowa, or Nebraska too probably.

Therapy is great, and also felt like a shotgun blast to the chest today. I wanted to be a musky husky but I'll have to settle for being a husk today. "held under these smothering waves, by your strong and thick veined hands but one of these days, I'm going to wriggle up on dry land" John Darnielle

My ideal job would be to organize crayola crayons into hundreds of little boxes, that sort not only by color but by year and then if I get bored of organizing I get to color and talk to my coworkers a bunch about organizing other items like pens or maybe even VHS Tapes.

Skunk on a skunk cabbage :)

It's so weird to have random cis people be attracted to you, but then you speak and they "realize" you're trans and their whole demeanor changes.

If you have to decide on whether or not to get gonorrhea, I'd say I'd lean towards not getting it personally. Just in my opinion though.

today’s lesbian of the day is: the costco hot dog!

Saw a bunch of big logs on a semi truck today. I think everything is starting to come up donut! 🥰🥰🥰