paging Dr. Chungus...

need a ran thru mime...

ive watched all of the new mission impossibles and they're pretty enjoyable but fallout is such a cut above

did you hear about that plan i loved? it finally came together

i loved that plan when it came together

i love it when a plant comes together

Tim Tight Hole England and Wales, Census, 1911

the absolute swag of the FFT mime’s kitsune/parrot-themed outfits

it makes so much sense to me that utada hikaru is nonbinary

All right Team! Let's Party Up and get those Dubs in #HypeGuard

please dont ask me to say more about the creature. weve said all we can about the creature, bro. drop it, bro

I would love to wake up in another world where im a creature and I go on an adventure.

Albert Einstein (Genius) doesn't complain about being dead so it's probably not that bad

we would have been in a slightly better world if musk and thiel died in that car crash

so boreddddd, anyone wanna accidentally suck on eachothers' boobs

accidentally sucked on a boob

jung kookbert

they should make an rpg where you suck on some titties

this year i will be doing no calc nfebruary, abacus or pen and paper only

i'm gonna make an asf post everytime i pause while reading my programming textbook

i'm laughing asf rn (asf = at something funny)

These noodles are delicious asf (asf = and so flavorful)

wait this jacket is swag asf (asf = and so functional)

girl, you are sexy and so friendly

those guys over there look cute asf (and such fun)

girl, you are as beautiful as a fudge is yummy

i am the gamer / and this is my plea if you see me gaming / please dont laugh at me! i level all my heroes / and boost all my stats to make beat up all the baddies / and i just have a blast!

got a drum practice pad, this rocks

i'm the throat ghost

if i made the minecraft movie there would be a scene were they're taking boats through a subterranean river and one of them hears a hiss, turns around, and shouts "CREEPERS IN TH-" then it would smash cut to the protagonist getting thrown overboard as a bunch of muffled explosions go off behind them

if we were the last people on earth, would you let me watch you jack off?

Gonna jack my dick 🎶 When I get home 🎶

I'm adding newbie to the teamspeak, we'll see if he can take the heat. . .

I like this newbie, he don't talk much, but he's got balls

You know what, I like this kid, he's got balls...

Oh, you wanna be on my squad? You wanna squad up with me? Well, then you better RTFM and PTFO noobie...

I Ate Delicious Food Everyday for 1 Week

Glaring at the Ice and Snow, by Azechi Umetaro Japanese, 1902-1999 1953 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/16131

matcha bubble burger

we gotta bring back noping the fuck out

timothee chalamet begged them to use his butt in martin supreme

How it's going.

Kristof low-key one of the worst people in media

👏👏👏

I'm about to have sex with my wife and I can already sense her sucking on my penis.

i'm 28 now can i have 10 dollars