When I went to see Little Miss Sunshine, the theater played their intro video before the movie, and the slogan said ‘The Future: Now Showing’, to which some random dude in the back yells out ‘THE FUTURE?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE WATCHING LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!!’, and the whole crowd laughed.

What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?

This would be my dream job. I live in FL and this is kind of what I do at my current job, but they don’t give me the creative freedom to be able to build a good portfolio. They also don’t do video, which is what AEW wants, and I have nothing to show. Reposting so it finds the right person. #AEW

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🎄🏠🔥

Bears repeating

Eddie Kingston will win the AEW Men’s World Championship youtu.be/QjmM7g_rJQQ?...

That was one of the best episodes of Dynamite ever, start to [nearly] finish. Holy shit, I am reeling. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

How is every episode of AEW Dynamite the best episode of AEW Dynamite? 🤔

I have officially lowered the footrest, and I am perched all the way on the edge of my seat. Let’s fucking do this, Eddie. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Let’s go Eddie! Tonight’s been wild. Make it epic. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I think Fletcher and Bailey might have just busted a bunch of MOTY brackets. That was awesome. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Go ahead and say the thing, @andy.wrestlejoy.com. This episode deserves it. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Damn I need a smoke after that #AEW

SPEEDBALL W!!! Hell yeah! Unlike Winter, I did not see that coming. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

This match is fucking nuts! Wow! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Should’ve been me… #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Now, Protostar v Speedball… Man, tonight’s show has absolutely no low points. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Santa always missing Stokely's house because that man got no hos #AEWDynamite

Great fucking match there. Poor Hobbs, getting put through ALL the tables, but Hanger and Swerve are the absolute baddest of asses. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I love that Hangman and Swerve took the weapons of their demise and have now become monsters of destruction murdering everyone who gets in their way because fuck you that's why Beer. Chains. Murder. LFG. #AEWDynamite

Hamngman putting Hobbs through a table, then casually strolling up to the bar for a beer… That’s my fucking guy right there. 😆 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

HangSwerve have arrived, with what seems to be murder on the mind. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Thekla called out Kris Statlander’s name and IMMEDIATELY got flattened. Pretty quick turnaround. 😆 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Danielson: ‘Mark should really punch Wheeler Yuta, too.’ He’s not wrong… 😆 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite AEW's dick surgeon has had a busy year.

To anyone who still says Jack Perry can't wrestle, Unkindly fuck off. #AEWDynamite

REAL CROTCH. CRY ME A RIVER. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

I was a big fan of Jack v Okada, dick-munching and all. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Damn, what a match between Okada and Perry. That was great. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

A match is always elevated when someone bites the other persons cock. #AEWDynamite 🤼

Jack bites dicks now? Fucking devastating finisher, tbh. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Jungle Jack is really taking it to Okada tonight. Good shit. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

*Baltimora intensifies* #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

FUCK IT WILLOW GO TAKE SAMOA JOE’S TITLE TOO #AEWDynamite 🤼

YES!! BABES OF WRATH!! FIRST EVER!! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Toni Storm v Willow Nightingale… 🫠 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I’m so torn on this women’s tag champ match. I’ll be happy with either outcome, but I think I’m gonna have to pull for the Babes. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Winter is here, my dudes. ❄️ 🤘 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ #WinterIsComing

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

Adding some colors over the underpainting on Thursday’s new Eddie Kingston painting. Always looks funny before I paint in the eyes, right? #aew #art #painting #prowrestling #watercolor #wrestling

Cool. Refreshing. Outrunners. 🚬 @ringofhonor.bsky.social

I have a joke about Medusa, but I’d have to get stoned to tell it…

Shel Silverstein ass sign

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Eddie Kingston appreciation post, because he’s the fucking man. 🧡🤘 Photo by @beyondgorilla.bsky.social

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no star wars, Marvel etc.

The day that Eddie Kingston becomes the AEW Men’s World Champion is going to be the best day in recorded history.

Just watched the first episode of Detroiters, and I know I’m late to the game, but this shit is gold. Fucking hilarious. 🤣