“Ai is a scam” ok hope you never need a cardiologist you dumb asshole lol

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Hey it’s Vince with Slap Chop

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ELON: [whispering loudly to figure in bushes] what do I say now? CYRANO DE BERGERAC: call her the r word lol

ATT rep came by the door asking about uptime and doing tech support for the neighborhood, by the time she left we were yelling FUCK SPECTRUM LMAO and cackling

My folks were the type of boomer that faithfully watched The Wonder Years when I was a kid. Rancid vibes

When I found out Mr. Food “oh it’s so good” was nationally syndicated and not local to Rhinelander WI, that was the day I lost all magic

one of the free ps+ games this month has a racing game that has hot chip and four tet on the soundtrack, which, sold

It is atole season 🤤🤤

If you dont label your porn, you’re a fuckin freak

*extremely sick look voice* Folks,

The only thing more entertaining than crowd work comedy is watching people make huge asses of themselves in real life at crowd work shows

Mamdani did a Gandalf on Trump Theoden, and Stephen Miller is Wormtongue

Don’t fall for Greenie and her BPD shit. Trust me, this is a grift like the rest

We call that Arby’s

the last time a meme I made got this much traction it was about Ashli Babbitt eating a bullet

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

*cackles in 2005*

Reupping this now that greenies is begging for mercy

is she still banging a zangief cosplayer

Kirkcuck imminent

Slow clap wow

I once paid 350 to have a man fart my cat

Make it stop

Fred Durst sounds like Lin Manuel Miranda

When i have an extra coffee

I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.

Everything sucks. working sucks. Gaming sucks. Going to shows sucks. Going to the store sucks. Going to restaurant sucks. Everything sucks and is a diet version of everything I used to love. and I’m not alone here

i understand why Luigi did what he did

lol

Ok so I deactivated my IG account years ago. i literally get fifteen password reset emails per day from IG, either someone is botting it or this is just how IG frees up high value usernames from people who dare register then deactivate lol

When your eyes pop open in the morning and the first thing your brain generates is the opening riff of Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

This is INSANE.

Listen to old Blur

MEN DO NOT FUCKING HEAR ME I explain eight different ways. I go slow. I go fast! still nothing. They continue to repeat the same question, not hearing my answer, until they try it themselves… and suddenly they’ve found the solution

BPD is typically a lifelong affliction

im middle aged and in a situation where I got yelled at for reading ahead when dumber classmates aren’t even trying and failing miserably

Haha but also this is very serious thank you

Why do bsky trending topics take so long to refresh? Mine is still showing GitHub issues as “hot”

Remembering the time in late 2017 I was at a bar in St Louis and some guy tried sidling up to me to hit on me. First words out of my mouth were “who did you vote for?” and he immediately exited with a “well fuck you then”

I love getting my fat shitty body wet for the rest of my life no this is great this is what I wanted to do.

Nude backgammon with swimsuit models

We don’t spend enough time physically harming deadbeat dads

lol y’all think the fourth estate just started failing you now. this vagina bearer knows they’ve been laughing in our faces for decades