Beating up on Grandma is no way to win friends.

Every accusation is an admission.

What a f*cked up mess this guy has created in less than a year.

$12B to people who voted for this to happen.

Is that Matt Araiza bot still out there trying to convince people that his guy isn't a rapist? Because having sex with a woman who is too drunk to consent is rape. Period.

She is who we think she is.

Read the first sentence. America lost the Cold War. And if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, THIS IS FOREVER ON YOU.

An NFL game was just decided by one referee's interpretation of three league's complicated definition of a catch. Unreal.

Do either Jim Nance or Tony Romo understand how a power running hand works? They seem genuinely shocked that Derrick Henry gets significantly more running yards in the 4th quarter.

Ten years in, anyone who says that Trump doesn't mean what he says really wants Trump to do exactly what he says.

It's weird to me how many people don't understand this.

Republicans working hard to distract their voters from grocery prices & the Epstein files.

Agent Krasnov strikes again. Every single Trump voter over 50 needs to understand that they voted to lose the Cold War.

He also burned $22 BILLION to buy WhatsApp, an acquisition which has generated ZERO DOLLARS back to Meta. He bought it simply to prevent it from overtaking FB Messenger. But please, Republicans, tell me again why billionaires deserve a tax cut.

So, Kash found a Trump supporter willing to take a dive to stop us from talking about how Kash uses our tax dollars to provide security and private jets for his girlfriend and her friend. ON BRAND.

Idk y'all...

No, you heard him right. AI is going to brainwash people into submission. Stop. Using. AI.

The GOP does not believe in these things. They might say they do, but they don't have the proof points to demonstrate that they've done this in the last 50 years. This is the kind of language that will resonate with voters. And it doesn't take any of the consultant class to make it happen. 3/3

Home Alone 2 is on. How many takes were needed for POTUS to say, "Down the hall, to the left"? Today, he'd never get it out.

This is why @democrats.org needs to state what the party's values are. It's a big tent, but it's not everything to everyone. Let's consider who Democrats are. Do we believe in investing in and protecting the working class & small businesses? There is a lot of evidence that we do. 1/3

Just a note to Rand Paul: YOU CAN STOP THIS.

The third point, too. Cassidy owns this shanda because he & his GOP Senate colleagues, Thom Tillis, Susan Collins, and Lisa Murkowski, were cowards. Again, <10 people in Washington can end almost all of this today, & yet they are getting total free passes on a daily basis: bsky.app/profile/mcop...

File under "charts that need no explanatory context to make the story clear" wapo.st/4iC8oCR

There are over 400 models of cars & trucks available in the US. Consumers already have enough choice.

Why do white men think that they should be allowed in any space? I mean, most of the time, we're trying to find peace away from them.

Translation: Anyone who voted for this guy who expected him to bring prices down got conned.

Well, my niece saw Trump sleeping during the cabinet meeting on TikTok.

I mean, there was that National Guard soldier, but he didn't lower flags to half-mast for her, so I guess he didn't count that?

AYFKM?

Petey thinks he's Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men. The main difference is that Hagueseth is going to end up in a real cell.

Doubling down on murder - with a side of Joe Biden - isn't the best strategy here, Petey. See you in The Hague.

Nanci Pelosi had the time to get bills passed AND stay up to date on the news. It's time to stop voting for mediocre white men.

Keep denying reality, Lil' Buddy. People across Tennessee know how much their prices have gone up.

Sadist: A person who derives pleasure from inflicting pain or humiliation on others. Megyn Kelly is a sadist. Her children need a wellness check.

Oh good grief. They give the money to the insurance company we choose, just like they give the SNAP money to the grocery store we choose. Why are Republicans complete idiots?

We don't have enough money for cancer research, healthcare, or SNAP - but apparently we DO have plenty of cash for golf trips & vanity projects. OK.

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE BEING TAKEN BY MEN IN MASKS, CALL 911.

Petey thinks he's Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men. The main difference is that Hagueseth is going to end up in a real cell.

Here he goes again. Rand Paul sounding reasonable. What is this world coming to?

Doubling down on murder - with a side of Joe Biden - isn't the best strategy here, Petey. See you in The Hague.

Nanci Pelosi had the time to get bills passed AND stay up to date on the news. It's time to stop voting for mediocre white men.

Keep denying reality, Lil' Buddy. People across Tennessee know how much their prices have gone up.

Because she's going to run for Governor as an anti-Trump moderate?

AYFKM?

Sadist: A person who derives pleasure from inflicting pain or humiliation on others. Megyn Kelly is a sadist. Her children need a wellness check.

All you had to fucking do was vote for Kamala Harris.

Would a "preventative" MRI be covered under our insurance policies? NO. Because it's not a thing.