Mate turned me onto this today. Incredible record. How have I never heard of this band?

Listening to Tindersticks

Bourbon on the Water (A).

Just watching a YouTube video with a bloke who claims to drink 40-60 units PER DAY. I’m sure it’s a psyop promoted by the booze industry to make us all feel alright about our own intake.

Lads

Stick is life

Just started the process of moving all of my pensions into one, to make things easier for the kids when I cark it. Happy Friday! 🥳

Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.

When you’re going straight to the Met Gala from Tony Hayers funeral.

Just signed up for Go Outdoors membership.

Just signed up for Go Outdoors membership.

Nothing worse I find than being cold. Makes me utterly miserable.

Why do Americans call petrol ‘gas’? It’s a liquid.

Wonderful accuracy from the Daily Mail. That’s not rose, it’s Shirley Robinson. One of their victims.

Are Seabrooks the closest thing we have to an indie crisp?

Bring back proper games journalism.

Got a bottle of vino tinto, some mozzarella sticks & and some fancy crisps. Watching the rich kids drive cars for a bit, then it’s the Blot Outdoors Show Mandingos.

Just turned 5 Live on and listened to an angry Leeds fan calling for the manager’s head. Sure they secured the title today!

Got back 10 minutes late for the #F1 sprint but our Lord has done me a favour. Amen.

Enjoying this snide Aldi Madri

In a river the colour of lead Immerse the baby’s head 🎶

The grass war is not over!

Kicking off the day with a Wetherspoon’s breakfast.

Peak entertainment. It’s a puppet!

First pole position from a driver younger than my eldest. Soon be dead.

Live Friday night F1. Even piquing the youngest’s interest because they’re basically racing in the Miami Dolphins car park #F1

Listening to ‘Today’s the Day’ circa ‘97.

Can’t help but think a lot of the political problems in this country would be helped if people in the North would just get jobs.

Not quite ready for bed, so have resorted to the only booze in the house. A stray can of Galahad!

Just had to reactivate Facebook for something. First time in ages. Can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on here?

Just passed my favourite city centre pub and there were two retired-looking dudes sat outside having a pint. That’s the goal.

Pajak better play ‘Rent boys’. Not arsed with his new material.

100% mortgages

The amount of transwomen playing in women’s football must be so incredibly small and yet it’s headline news.

Would depositing the world’s largest straw man in the middle of the discourse count as fly-tipping? Asking for a friend.

If we’re criminalising playing music out loud on the bus, can we criminalise people who converse at deafening volume in cafés too?

Remembering an icon

I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley…

Rigobert’s missus

Glove will tear us a pot

Crouchie getting home from the first date

Second series of White Lotus is top drawer so far. Apart from the unskippable pan pipe intro music.

Also known as Pablo Honey Bridge

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

Back to work tomorrow after four days of living life on my terms.

Liquid telly.

Work harder everyone

Ferry Cross The Mersey