“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?” Dr Bill Foege

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

i think the next bullshit tech bubble will be the one. going all in on the next piece of shit thing

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac

Thinking about the tut-tutting Democratic politicians who spent their two years in power warning that Supreme Court expansion was too radical an idea to even think about taking seriously. You absolute fucking rubes. You gigantic, credulous losers. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves today.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

you owe us, God

i'm going to miss taskmaster and his accidentally-adopted daughter so much 😔

instagram rolled out AI chatbots with different personas, and one of them is John Pork who i think is going to kill me

also i fixed up the taskmaster's first internet ad comic 🙂‍↕️

taskant doodles

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

Taskmaster and Deadpool's chemistry in one picture

good evening lords and ladiessssss (is anyone else obsessed with @poppylaur.bsky.social 's tiffany the maidinfluencer 😭)

They don't really show their affection. At least not in the point of canon I draw them in and not in standard ways. Ppl know the beginnings of the story mostly, there might be changes later, depending on how they grow as characters in my head. I'm leaving them space to breathe and grow XD

thank you @kimhu.bsky.social for letting me know he's a little robot

about to be so incredibly brave and go into a grocery story for the first time in months 🙏

bendy spider-man🥺

(Comic) Taskmaster- "Back From Hell" Taskmaster is back after getting lost in Hell with Deadpool*. Only problem is that he was supposed to be somewhere with a certain someone. #Taskmaster #Blackant #Deadpool *Previous comic short: bsky.app/profile/kamy...

watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”

watching reacher for the first time and you know... cinema....

Since you guys learned Ant is a robot, I present to you, the dumbest thing I ever drew-

truly, from the bottom of my heart, get his ass (from avengers: the initiative issue 13)

I do keep thinking about the fact that courage, like fear (and measles) is highly contagious

we do also have to talk about the cat taskmaster hangs out with in agent x

it's hard to call any taskmaster moment Underrated since he is hardly Rated in the first place (peace and blessings), but this one from agent x where he spends a week watching romcoms so he can use his Special Power to ask out his ex girlfriend is. up there.

Started with a Black Ant sketch and ended with a parody of the old hostess cream pie ads in comics in like, the 70s. I think they'd fit in one of these ads haha. #blackant #ericogrady #taskmaster #she-hulk #shehulk #marvelfanart #fanart #marvelcomics

rizzmaster

you show me some guy who emanates hitler particles, i’ll show you the biggest can’t get no bitches loser on the planet

is there an actual name for spider-man/taskmaster/deadpool

I love the MK/Task dynamic because it is basically just this.

more spideypool fanart 🤏

楼顶偷偷摸摸的俩人

Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is a beautiful story about a 60 year old Japanese man having his third mid-life crisis by becoming a pirate and falling in love with a divorced father of three on the high seas.

i commend pirate yakuza in hawaii for creating the most alcoholic father design imaginable

who said that?

spideypool content🫵

A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

Cartoon for you :)

taskmaster takes a corporate contract

Contrary to other Black Ant fans, I don't want Marvel to retcon Eric being a pervert. I want them to go all in with it instead.

taskmaster's 1st internet ad (a metaphor for trying to find content about him now that there's a very popular unrelated tv show) 😔

sharing very direct and severe eye contact with the checkout clerk while her manager sang that stupid fucking drake meet your madre song two feet away from us.

we have got to get stupider (taskmaster identity shenanigans)

taskmaster content

did the doctor from arrested development write this