You boy! Is THIS the right day for this meme?

Maybe it is. Just wait to see how bad the second is.

🚨WOW! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 75,000 signatures! 🙏 LET’S KEEP GOING! If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Why doesn’t Starmer just start the ball rolling by starting an inquiry into Russia interference in all politics.

Far from cutting energy bills as they promised, the Labour government is hiking the bills of Scots to pay for nuclear plants in England. In Scotland, we have vast renewable resources - and with the powers of independence, we can use them to lower bills.

Is anyone else having to restart Bluesky after watching a video clip since updating iOS to 26.1

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The numbers of people following me has skyrocketed in the last few days. Does anyone know why?

Well done to Europe on a fantastic victory in what turned out to be a very close match. Fantastic.

You've got to love Stephen Flynn standing up for Scotland on the floor of the Wehatescotsminster, his honesty and integrity a breath of fresh air against the stale lies and mistruths from the benches opposite. Change of government, no change in attitude. Decolonisation is needed now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"Ouch"! They did not miss the mark with this one!

If like me you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember: my door is always open.

I’m one of those dodgy immigrants who came here on a spouse visa and got indefinite leave to remain after 12 months. The incalculable harm I have done to the UK includes dedicating my life to public service, educating thousands of British young people, and paying more tax than I’ll ever get back.

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@british-airways.bsky.social Hi I have been trying to add passengers details on your website for a week and am getting various reasons for not being able to. Can you help. The flight is 21st may.

Withnail and II

You only live quadruple times.

“Im gonna tariff you! “Not if I tariff you first!” “You can’t because I had my fingers crossed!” “Then im gonna tariff your tariff!” “I tariff you bagsy no returns” US fiscal policy, 2025

The 78 steps.

This puts shit into perspective.

The odfather.

Kindergarten Op.

I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers

BREAKING🚨 -We've investigated the financial links between MPs and the private health sector, and can now announce which MP received the highest donation amount from individuals+companies with links to the private health sector between 2023-2025. It's Wes Streeting. Our Health Secretary. £179,575🚨

Min from last night with Venus I think.

Are you yes yet.

Canadian pals! 🇨🇦 I’m performing in Toronto tonight at the iconic venue The Rivoli. This is my second time performing here and there’s about 10 or so tickets left! It be lovely to sell out completely. If you’re into Scottish folk music, come along! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎟️ bit.ly/4beACzO

I’m a Scottish independent DIY musician on tour in Canada. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 Can you help me get the word out about my shows? I’m trying my hardest sell as many of them out as possible. It’s hard right now. If you like Scottish folk music, or know friends who might like my music. Please SHARE!

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

Hope you’ve not spilt your spelt

After months of collective punishment and the death of over 40,000 in Gaza, any suggestion Palestinians should be removed from their home is unacceptable and dangerous. There must be no ethnic cleansing. Only a proper two state solution will bring lasting peace.

Hmmmm! 🤔 remember we’re always being told that we are too wee, too poor to be self sufficient. This information would suggest otherwise 👇🏻 #IndyClan ⚔️ Big Enough, Strong Enough, Rich Enough 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Kay Burley exposed Richard Tice as a delusional con-artist today and it was BEAUTIFUL!!! 😍 😍

This is why we are not "Better Together", and in Scotland we need to look after ourselves, no-one will do it better #ScottishIndependence

Exporting Scottish goods from Scotland makes economic sense, and is vital for future growth/jobs. But with Reeves admitting that 2 of the UK's biggest exports are Scotch whisky and Scottish salmon, why don’t we export our produce from Scotland? Through Prestwick airport. For Scotland's benefit.

Reform UK leads in an opinion poll for the first time. The appalling prospect of the racist Farage as Prime Minister is very real. This is what happens when Labour betrays working class people. Scotland must vote for independence in the 2026 Holyrood elections. uk.news.yahoo.com/blow-keir-st...

NEW: The Scotland Office’s spending on spin doctors has jumped by 60% in the last seven years, The National can reveal www.thenational.scot/news/2488399...

Pass it on.

This is what pisses me off the most about Labour's backtracking on non-dom status. Reeves said: "We have been listening to the concerns that have been raised by the non-dom community." But not listening to pensioners, Waspi women, the poor or the disabled. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Martin Fishback on the Musk salute.

This is so inspirational. Saying the words to his actual face

Labour paying Ineos to close Grangemouth rather than save it as they promised in their election campaign #LabourLiars #VoteSNPforScotland www.thenational.scot/news/2487328...

The Danish MP tells Trump to Fu*k off!