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The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

Besides, the greatest art in magic already exists and will never be beaten

people are playing and enjoying my silly lil game and im so happy to see it

hi i joined this game jam and here is my game, also go check out the other ones

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Oops I'm running a game jam! Make an RPG using pre-made maps; figure out how to give it your own spin without changing any of the tiles. Feel free to join in on the fun! itch.io/jam/cookie-c...

my heartfelt belief is that when writing, quotes should be punctuated normally, and treated like a sub sentence within the sentence. im perfectly happy to have a period, end quote, comma right in a row to indicate the flow of the sentence while maintaining the quote integrity

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

"you cant have it both ways" me, getting spitroasted: MMMF GUGHGGHAAALLLCK

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas

"IF THE THREE STOOGES WERE STILL ALIVE TODAY"

this is a piece of local history for me thats always sort of a bittersweet thing to think about. its beautiful that a community came together in the face of armed thugs invading and rained hell on them before they could land, even getting a cannon firing to really drive it home

happy to report my snes already got a vasectomy so it can play super famicom games, so im set to run this one i got from @jaxlersr.bsky.social at agdq and goddamn man you left me with a LOT of yen dollars, who exactly are you mixed up with here??

cch pounder? i hardly cch know her!

anyone got intel on the best super famicom -> snes adapter? like for playing fami carts on a snes? just lookin for an option that wont zap the system or cart to death

Good thing I've got my scarf 🧡👀

feel like sissyphus, pushing a big dick up the hill just to have it thwap back down on my face

if someone saw that i had a tab of judy hopps porn open my response wouldnt be "well people say things, yknow. besides, doesnt everybody?" my response is "yeah, and?" the big difference being chatgpt is a fucking embarrassment to have open for research, which you already admitted to so why bother?

stolen from friend i should be sleeping 3 hours ago but i took a nap earlier and fucked everything up

The bad game exchange was peak, tyvm @jaxlersr.bsky.social Photo taken from my New Nintendo 3DS LL™

was playing the revenge from mars pinball table and it kept telling me "ball capture is lit" and yeah i guess if youre into that sure

jack off all trades

punctuation is important! "Stop right there, rebel scum!" "Stop right there! Rebels, cum!"

video game architecture an image of an fps showing a realistically rendered building. in a frame to the right, a cartoon wolf is disinterested video game archie texture same image but the building has archie comics' archie as a repeating texture along the walls. the wolf has heart eyes and awooooos

Wish I could internalize this

the fucking heading of the overview is the book and author, and the opening sentence is "nahhhhhh theres no book of this title by this author (WHOSE NAME I DIDNT EVEN PUT IN THE SEARCH)" is this sentience? is it doing the bugs bunny bit "did he have long ears like these" "YEAH" "never heard of em"

In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.

HOW DOES RALSEI KNOW THE ANSWER??! #DELTARUNE

PLAPPY NEW YEAR

restorative justice and a rehabilitative system to reintegrate people back into society is very good and the right thing to do no matter how enticing the desire for retribution is and how vast and horrific the damage caused i admire the people that could administrate this, because i couldnt

silent the hillhog

got some ninjago for christmas

john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end *lights go out* *when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch* jim ross: BAH GAWD

for christmas id really like my house paid off and some things i cant type for reasons that would result in a better world and for the various oppressed peoples of the world to be liberated and lifted up to a fruitful life if those arent possible ill take an internet cutie smiling at me

whos: "christmas day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp" ampwhotees: 😔

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

lacking education really helped me see how confusing and overcomplicated it was. adjectives? multiplying? what are they even talking about, this is complete nonsense!

bonkers mahjong hand. im going for all doubles (a fools errand but it was actually going well) then i do the thing where i drop a single and draw that same tile next turn, twice in a row on what would have been tenpai and tsumo, and im so fuckin mad. then i start drawing into trips, suddenly...

i hope if i die and end up a ghost i find out that theres a universal agreement to never let it be widely known we exist, so it turns out all the grifter mediums are real, but ghosts are just lying to make them look stupid, throwing rocks only from behind the camera

got the company email they send every holiday with the propaganda talking points for family conversation. convince your aunts and uncles that insurance companies are good boys with only our best interests in mind, never done a bad ever, just deny a lil claim, no pay money, pls no luigi

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,