Bit tougher today, I thought 🫣 www.maptap.gg May 26 99🎯 92🎓 84✨ 79✨ 94🏆 Final score: 878

Far right newspapers are trying to run a smear campaign against Misan Harriman. We can't let them. Add your name to the open letter, and stand against hate and division. goodlawproject.org/s/4ca10b

Snoozy, boozy back garden bbq. Neighbours' power tools packed away at last. All peaceful but for the shrieks of 'stabby toddler' several gardens away who, I assume from the noise, is doing laps, hotly pursued by a murder-clown with an axe* *MrsMagoo72 says I shouldn't call the kid stabby toddler

Word on the street is that someone must venture out into the weather in search of parchment-paper and Fairy Liquid. And I hear on the grapevine that that someone is me. Wish me luck.

There's a Bluebottle in here that really needs a punch in the dick. Pardon my French

Texas Hold Em & Fifty Shades Of Gray 🧠 Quiz of the Day - May 25 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 8/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

Decent lagers do exist. Elements #12 Vienna Lager from Wild Horse Brewing Co, Llandudno, North Wales. #Beersky #BskyBeer

London!! Don't do it!! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Watching the replay of Montpellier v Ulster from Friday night and it's not any better second time around. #MONvULS

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

10 bands/musicians you've seen live Rage Against The Machine The Wedding Present Rufus Wainwright Cypress Hill The Fall Primal Scream Billy Bragg Prodigy Jonathan Richman The Proclaimers Black Grape

Woof! Bladdy India, though. www.maptap.gg May 23 99🎯 98🔥 99🎯 99🎯 93🎉 Final score: 971

We have now entered sans-duvet season.

Woke this morning feeling utterly dejected. Seriously need cheering up. Relentless Montpellier thrash Ulster in European Challenge Cup final - as it happened - BBC Sport share.google/9cj2HLustQqG...

Matt @MattCartoonist on #Pubs #VAT @Telegraph – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

As a teacher of English, I can definitively state that yes, this is exactly what happened. Particularly, the curse words. ◡̈

Pint of Bass at the newly re-opened Brookhouse Mill, Denbigh.

Ah, no. Fuk. I think there's been some mistake. #morning

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Post a meme made by you. Fukt!

Standing waiting to use a cash machine one Sunday morning. Donegal Sq, Belfast. Guy at the machine finished & turned around. Hollywood actor, Tim Robbins. He looked right at me & I pretended not to recognise him. As he walked away I looked around for someone to tell. But it was early Sunday morning.

Repost this if you think I'm only posting it to get reposts.

Dog walk under very cross looking sky. Tendrils caressing the sky, in an attempt to cheer it up.

Two things should be true in a democracy: 1. Being rich should not help you get elected. 2. Getting elected should not help you get rich. How’s your country doing on these criteria?

Get your Sunday off to the best start possible #SundayWithoutLauraKuenssberg

If you see this post a tree Grew up near The Dark Hedges, County Antrim, Northern Ireland

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone. "You know, being a spy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman"

Tommy Robinson is marching through London again today. He presents himself as a patriot, a journalist, and a victim of the establishment. But in reality he is a serial criminal with a rap sheet two decades long. Here’s the record he’d rather you didn’t read. 🧵

Always enjoy a drop from Wilderness Brewing. Pale Golden Ale brewed with Maris Otter and ale malt. Hopped with Goldings and Challenger hops. Biscuity, little bit of spice, subtle bitterness. Nice booze. #NotBeerBods #BskyBeer #Beersky #WelshBeer

Nice drop of Zorro Saliva.

Stepped on the bathroom scales this morning. 92.9kg. Just had time to call to MrsMagoo72, "Hey! Guess who's under ninety th-" and it changed to 93.7, the twat. Is it reasonable to deduce that a single thought weighs 0.8kg? #science

Oops www.maptap.gg May 14 99🎯 95🏅 98🎯 58😟 80🙃 Final score: 804

I do hate it when Chris Mason get all sexually aroused. #BBCR4 #Radio4

Lol!

15 degrees in the hall this morning. WTF, May?

Shithole #cycling #weekend #Wales

First bike ride of 2026. Muscle memory is an incredible thing. Ended up at this pub. Exactly the same pub my muscle took me to on the last ride of 2025. Pint of recovery cask ale. For medicinal purposes. SUP Dark Mild from Brightside Brewing Co, Radcliffe. #Beersky #BskyBeer #Cask #RealAle

No doubt about it. I appear to be missing three of my favourite cotton shirts. Let this be a reminder to you people to drink responsibly. #drink #shirts #Beersky ##BskyBeer

Skip-run this morning with the mighty car trailer (6'x4'). Feeling all... macho. #Weekend

This ⬇️

Can't remember the last time I was sitting comfortably with a beer poured, ready for kick-off. Usually miss the first try. #ULSvSTO #URC #SUFTUM

"(The Hantavirus) is very much, we hope, under control. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

I just inventated a new game. Scotch Egg Jenga.

Cathy Newman "Thailand-based Chris Harborne has given you and your party £17 million.. Interfering in democracy" Nigel Farage runs away

My face is twitching

Ha Ha Ha! Only got the Balsamic vinegar question and one other right. Muppet. 🧠 Quiz of the Day - May 7 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 Score: 2/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

Remembering that time I got thrown in Tw*tter Jail for a week for helpfully reminding Tory voters to 'take a pen when you go to the polling station to vote Conservative on Friday or they'll rub out your X' It was two days ahead of the 2019 General Election which, of course, was on the Thursday.

Very concerned about Fletch. #TheArchers

Dawn chorus. Can't argue with that.