Is this the best Six Nations day ever?

As a society we've moved past the need for Sweet Caroline. Kick Ireland out of the tournament

IMAGINE LETTING RHYS CARRÉ SCORE A TRY LIKE THAT

Ohya, Alex Mann in his very own miracle world there ...one for the kids, that

Everyone here is too boring

Be proper funny if Wales win though, eh?

They're talking about bringing back some all-time big hitters because they're terrified of Italy. This is the best Six Nations ever

This country just started a(nother) war, they want to pay me $50 million to do my Saturday

Cowherd is the sports journo I least want to hear opinions from, and that's a crowded fucking field. Fire AI Cowherd into the sun immediately

First tournament with my new school rugby team for this year today. Always a rewarding experience.

Imagine the excitement in our house reading this today

I just hope both teams have a miserable time and someone loses

In fairness he could be talking about Townsend's Newcastle team for the Prem Cup and I still don't think anyone from that Wales squad would get in

Fair play to the cunt for not deleting this this morning by the way, because if I had such a collection of massively shit takes in one place I'd have been tempted vm.tiktok.com/ZNRfmXhxP/

I always love how much louder the "wankers" is during Flower Of Scotland when the wankers in question are actually in the building

Is there a worse sign for a Scotland coach than the England coach saying they should still have a job?

It's amazing how every Welsh person you know can be such an irretrievable arsehole for weeks, to the point that you might genuinely want them to lose, but then you hear the crowd sing Swing Low one time and suddenly you're as Cymraeg as it gets

"oh, that's been dropped by Louis Rees-Zammit"

I don't think I could take one of the most dominant club teams in Europe and make them that shit if it was my stated intention. Gregor Townsend really is a generational talent in that regard

GET ASHMAN OFF FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Unleash Hornito, let's get this fucking backline going

The boy behind me who just said "wouldn't have beaten Duhan that easily" really should've noticed that I had an empty glass before he started that shit

Ireland really looked at a back three of Ramos, LBB and Attissogbe and went, "kicks in play to those guys lads, sure that'll be fine"

It's hard to cause a disruption when the reaction was almost unanimously, "thank fuck for that, could they take him sooner?"

Began thinking I was taking crazy pills with the way Munster fans are talking about their squad last night so I went and looked...7 of last night's Munster squad played in the Champions Cup ¼ final last year, 6 in the URC ¼s. 8 of Glasgow's were in the CC ¼s, 7 in the URC semi. We're just better.

Tell you what, I don't think anyone has ever made Billy Bragg and Bruce Springsteen both write and record a new song this quickly before

On The Impossible Past Rented World After The Party Or Separation Sunday Boys And Girls In America Stay Positive

"Glasgow are getting frustrated because Zebre's defence is so good, if they could just stay onside they'd be causing Glasgow real trouble" One of Scotland's greatest ever players, everyone, seemingly incapable of realising the connection between a good rush defence and being offside all the time

Look, obviously still fuck the Vikings, but this is pretty incredible

If I was in a room with Hitler, Andy Goode and a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Goode twice

I can only assume from this that Gul have a different version of their swimming gloves that cater to the Norfolk market

Ahh those European nights at Thomond Park...

SCOTLAND ARE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP

So if I understand right Glasgow had to get rid of our fan favourite non-Scottish players to save money and space for key Scottish players and now we're losing all those too? I dunno lads, I think I know which is the next chunky contract offering no return on investment we should be offloading...

Saracens coming to Scotstoun next week with the pool on the line is broadly suboptimal for us, Toulouse going through as a frighteningly low seed is bad news for anyone who fancies themselves a contender. All in all extremely not ideal result

Leinster fans on here cheering for actual, honest-to-god Saracens so they'll stay in the hunt and give them a help out against Glasgow next week. I know Leinster and Sarries fans buy their brown brogues from the same place and work for the same broker but catch yourselves on lads, it's unbecoming

This is so cute but so sad...on the rare occasions that they beat us they're like this every single time, but we beat them and we're like, "right, on to the real teams now." We are not the same

I want nothing but defeat and perpetual sadness for Leinster like any other right thinking person, but the way The Future Of Irish Rugby was BEGGING to take that last kick when Harry Byrne went "no I'm taking it" and everyone just...let him? Hook it to my veins

We just drove past a gritter called "Control Salt Delete" Absolutely incredible

The person who named these knew exactly what they were doing

Dan Lancaster has shown flashes for Glasgow this season but this is shit or get off the pot time for him...if he can't do it with that backline against a Clermont team that's basically out of the competition, you'd think he's not gonna do it at all

Veep. The answer is Veep.

This is the absolutely perfect final Duncan Weir performance. I love it.

FUCK YES MEATBALL

Imagine your scrum half was the best winger in the league? Some team this Glasgow Warriors

Fuck me, Wales literally cannot get out of their own way...Cardiff might still manage to finish in the playoff places this year and Ospreys absolutely are not capable of that. They're gonna be merged into one team with one owner by summer, surely just let the one that's gonna survive win?

This may be naiveté on my part, but I think if my team's very existence depended on it I might simply not get fucking prison shamed by the Dragons

The first thing that springs to mind is Congratulations Smack And Katy by Reggie And The Full Effect