Imagine waiting that long for your team to get a Bluesky account and then they hit out with this?

Fair fucks Leinster, I think six weeks or even a month ago there weren't many people (Leinster fans included) who thought we'd be seeing them in a Champions Cup final this season

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If I was slapped down this comprehensively by Shermanator's even weedier baby cousin, I would never show my face in public again

Home tournament for the eldest today lads, what a day for some rugby (Trying to give Madras a taste of their own @linebreakrugby.bsky.social, they beat us in their home tourney last season)

We all know they're faking them, at this point I just want to know who the PR genius behind "the people love me so much that every time I go outside someone tries to shoot me" is

Benetton you beautiful bastards, excellent Pizza Crunch Shield solidarity. Owe you one.

Choosing your book of the year in April is fucking stupid anyway #justiceforSam

This is how you use stats for good by the way, a recurring series which I am very much enjoying

Form must be rewarded, it's a no brainer.

"she was limping left on broken heels and she said, 'father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?'"

Four weeks until a parliamentary election and there is literally nobody of consequence to give your constituency vote to in Scotland. Splendid.

Even after all the nonsense of the last few weeks I feel the Leinster support have mostly been pretty sound about Glasgow getting beat yesterday? For some reason it's Munster and Edinburgh fans who seem to be really enjoying it, which you have to say is pretty fucking rich coming from either of them

These Toulon boys are absolutely top value in the interviews, fair play. Happy for them. Especially Junior Kpoku dropping not one but two F bombs

Look, I've said many times that Glasgow Vs Munster is the number one rivalry in the URC, but nothing but respect to Zebo for saying to Kpoku "you'll be looking forward to a semifinal now against...Sale, I think it is?"

Rightly, as it turns out

Glasgow got away with one there because Afshar definitely ripped that rather than a knock on, but Toulon have been such yappy fucks that Dickson wasn't even entertaining it

I'm so nervous I feel sick. Simply a great day to be me

I'm about to run my first 5K in almost 5 years so the over/under is set at 27 minutes. ...until I have to call an ambulance.

Ollie Sleightholme carries some power for someone who looks that much like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance

I have to say, George Furbank going to Quins is such a well-coded move. It was announced and I immediately went, "oh yeah, he does play for Harlequins. You're right"

Pierre Brousset has a genuine and noticeable dislike of Glasgow that's been obvious for over a year

"I guess you're not as cool as you said you were" is the sort of shit that kids in my class have realised won't work on people already and they are ten years old.

AND ANOTHER THING A lot of people really are saying "Glasgow want to be careful when the next time they might meet Leinster is in a Champions Cup semi final" with their whole chest which is very...I mean...have you watched Leinster this season?

Whoever decided we were replacing the poppers on duvet covers with real buttons should be on trial

Seeing people discover lorne sausage for the first time is one of life's true pleasures

Not one but two of their sad little countries fuck up world cup qualification in the space of a few minutes and the unanimous first thought is "how can we make this about Scotland?" Says a lot, is all I'm saying

Have Leinster never had a player who didn't live up to the hype before? I feel for Prendergast because none of this is his doing, but everyone who crowed for 2 years about how he was the next Dan Carter seeing their arse because the rest of us are saying, "he's not as good as you said" is a bit much

MEATBALL YOU FUCKING LEGEND

In fairness to Munster, when they came to Scotstoun to get given their totties they were missing both their Ireland players, they weren't bringing 2 world cup finalists and a couple of test Lions

As soon as that kick left his boot I said, "you cannae do that at Scotstoun, mate"

🎵 are you Munster in disguise* 🎵 *A kit that makes you look like you pissed yourself #GLAvLEI

Hey There Delilah

Lost in all of the drama last night was the fact that 30 people on the pitch (including Nika) were arguing about the exact spot where the two penalties occurred and the person who looked like they cared the least was Thomas Ramos. He's not fucking normal

Good morning to all the Irish people who cheered on actual England yesterday and still didn't win the Six Nations. That stink will never come off.

Maybe I was wrong about France

This is a line that cannot be un-crossed

In terms of who should be happiest this tournament it probably goes France, Italy, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, England. France were great before and still are, Wales and Italy both markedly improving, Scotland and Ireland stationary or regressing slightly, England imploding dramatically

We're doing "Make £5 Grow" at school, I taught them P&L sheets today and told them every school day their accounting wasn't right they'd be fined 10p. I heard the "company" who's raking in money say, "that's fine, we'll do the boring maths stuff once a week and just pay the 40p" They win capitalism

Is this the best Six Nations day ever?

As a society we've moved past the need for Sweet Caroline. Kick Ireland out of the tournament

IMAGINE LETTING RHYS CARRÉ SCORE A TRY LIKE THAT

Ohya, Alex Mann in his very own miracle world there ...one for the kids, that

Everyone here is too boring

Be proper funny if Wales win though, eh?

They're talking about bringing back some all-time big hitters because they're terrified of Italy. This is the best Six Nations ever

This country just started a(nother) war, they want to pay me $50 million to do my Saturday

Cowherd is the sports journo I least want to hear opinions from, and that's a crowded fucking field. Fire AI Cowherd into the sun immediately

First tournament with my new school rugby team for this year today. Always a rewarding experience.