I'm so good at this

"unsavoury" to who? I quite like a bit of swearing so stick to the facts

Further to this, I'm gonna need everyone to stop acting like it's a real thing that we should care about. I know for a fact that most of you are smarter than that

We'll lose on Saturday, but this team is well set up for the all important moral victory as Scotland continue to be at the forefront - leading the charge against our malevolent World Rugby overlords. This ✌🏻 Nations Championship ✌🏻 is a nonsense, take your summer team for a hit out and be done.

Have we checked if he's scared of flying?

I've been looking for running shorts I can keep my phone and keys in since it became apparent that the youngest does, in fact, want to do Junior Parkrun every week. Found a pair that should work but because runners are weedy fuckers I'd need to order them in extra large. The search goes on

And as we all know, children are incapable of lies

Nice to wake up and see both our Celtic cousins are At It Again @dos13.bsky.social @edjenx.bsky.social - I'm no expert either but I think I'd rather be dogshit in the world cup than dogshit at home on the sofa 🤷🏻‍♂️

Someone has left the gate open at the chicken farm on the edge of the village and one of them just ran across the road in front of my car. What a joke.

Maybe they should buy Wrangler next, Leinster fans can get their whole match day outfit in one place www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The glorious thing about all the wild results at the world cup is that with every one that passes the English get more sure they're gonna win the whole thing, and they'll be even more disappointed when they don't. Delicious.

Hakimi geeing up the Scotland crowd who are booing him is irredeemably gross, fair play...I wish nothing but pain and misery for this shower now

The single greatest indicator that the game's gone is the Morocco 'keeper wearing bright pink boots...brightly coloured boots are for flashy wingers and centre forwards only, I don't make the rules

Morocco are really doing nothing to dissuade from the reputation of footballers as absolute soft cunts here, bunch of greeting wee gimps

Who's that diet Ben Earl motherfucker cheering winning a throw in? Thoroughly unlikable mob this lot

Nice to hear Hakimi getting a proper booing, gross bastard

@Bulls

Fuck's sake lads, should've let us have a crack if you weren't even gonna bother to turn up

We've been learning a bit of ukulele this week...this afternoon for Friday fun time, 12 of 15 kids chose ukes over iPads. That's the good stuff.

That's it confirmed that I'll be the sole male staff member in school next session...chatting about it at lunch today and one of the girls said, "oh god, imagine how many water bottles you'll have to open?" Reduced to merely a vessel for my grip strength already and the year hasn't even started.

I was just cutting up some cherries for the kids' breakfasts and it instantly transported me back to a simpler time, when the most problematic thing about R Kelly was his musical soap opera

My very dear friend wrote an excellent book about empires which I'm sure will become one of the definitive texts on the subject, but even she couldn't sum up The Worst One in such an astute way as this

The youngest has discovered the simple joy of a Cheesestring, which means there are always packs in the fridge now...as an AFOC (adult fan of Cheesestrings), this pleases me greatly

Just checking, I'm preparing my "no, Scotland! No party." post in case we get pumped later and I'm assuming that's everyone's plan?

And I'm sure all three of them will have a lovely time

Just been in Lidl doing the post-gym pastry run, two staff chatting away to each other while they get set up - the one says, "oh how did you get on with your driving test the other day?" and the other replies, "ach I failed it. Forgot to put my seatbelt on"

Leinster crew I need someone to take another run at the Adam Hastings thing for me because I still do not get it, there seems to be almost as much delight that he's not making the final as you are and I know he kicked that cunt or whatever but come on

Remember 28 years ago? When we had Del Amitri and only Del Amitri because everycunt couldn't just go out and make a record? Great times

When we were doing the "everyone should get behind Glasgow this weekend, if you like Scottish rugby you should come" bit, I think we should've been clearer that doesn't include students from Edinburgh University

I'm sure SART is as calm and measured as you'd expect

My pal ran a marathon last weekend and (rightly) won't shut up about it...I've discovered there's great joy in replying, "it's mad, I can't believe you ran 26.1 miles" every time he mentions it. I can tell from the rage that flickers across his face that he's desperate to bite, but he hasn't yet.

Shout out to the #Scotrail conductor who just listened to me repeatedly tell me four-year-old "you have to wait until the light goes on so you can push the button, then you can open the door" then when he unlocked the doors, pushed her hand out the way so HE could push the button. Whadda dickhead

Tell you what, @danielsloss.bsky.social has got it nailed...was just eating lunch at the table beside him but because we had 4 small children between us and all the arseholery that goes with that I just said to my wife, "ooh look, cows!" instead of saying hello

Semi final tickets; secured A family ticket for 50 quid is uncharacteristic soundness from the SRU, should be a good day out all round

As the replies to this and the old football chant go; "everyone hates us and we don't care"

Are Bedouin Soundclash the best mixed company Canadian band? More accessible than Propagandhi, PUP or The Flatliners but also more enjoyable than The Barenaked Ladies or Alanis Morrisette?

Just 5 brief minutes of Bluesky browsing is all it took to find a representative of every single Irish province having a greet about us seeing off Connacht...it's a great and fulfilling sleep I'll have tonight then.

Well well well, if it isn't the dildo of consequences...

Kerrang! asked actual musicians playing at Slam Dunk what the best emo song of all time is and not one person said Screaming Infidelities? We're in real danger of losing the classics our very society was built on

If you're a prolific swearer then telling them they're not allowed to swear is a fool's errand. Tell them they can only do it in the house.

I'm fully aware of how grotty it is but when it's 20+ degrees outside this is an 11/10 combination

Classic work by the algo here @mazmcm.bsky.social @missilepanda.bsky.social

Distressed to report that seeing the excitement of my Leinster supporting pals on here is currently more powerful than my distaste for Leinster as a concept and I think I want them to win? Fully expect that to change the first time I clap eyes on JGP's face tomorrow though

That 9 through to 13 for UBB should be illegal...gonna be a barnstormer tomorrow

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the two ladies who overheard my forthright opinions about Ulster rugby in the Brewdog at Edinburgh airport last Friday. I was too caught up to notice your presence, I hope your flight back home to Belfast was pleasant and that you enjoy the final

Well I fucking hate this, that's for sure

My kids every Sunday afternoon

"how was your game today Jonny?"

Things you never want to see on your way to a game