If I was in a room with Hitler, Andy Goode and a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Goode twice

I can only assume from this that Gul have a different version of their swimming gloves that cater to the Norfolk market

Ahh those European nights at Thomond Park...

SCOTLAND ARE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP

So if I understand right Glasgow had to get rid of our fan favourite non-Scottish players to save money and space for key Scottish players and now we're losing all those too? I dunno lads, I think I know which is the next chunky contract offering no return on investment we should be offloading...

Saracens coming to Scotstoun next week with the pool on the line is broadly suboptimal for us, Toulouse going through as a frighteningly low seed is bad news for anyone who fancies themselves a contender. All in all extremely not ideal result

Leinster fans on here cheering for actual, honest-to-god Saracens so they'll stay in the hunt and give them a help out against Glasgow next week. I know Leinster and Sarries fans buy their brown brogues from the same place and work for the same broker but catch yourselves on lads, it's unbecoming

This is so cute but so sad...on the rare occasions that they beat us they're like this every single time, but we beat them and we're like, "right, on to the real teams now." We are not the same

I want nothing but defeat and perpetual sadness for Leinster like any other right thinking person, but the way The Future Of Irish Rugby was BEGGING to take that last kick when Harry Byrne went "no I'm taking it" and everyone just...let him? Hook it to my veins

We just drove past a gritter called "Control Salt Delete" Absolutely incredible

The person who named these knew exactly what they were doing

Dan Lancaster has shown flashes for Glasgow this season but this is shit or get off the pot time for him...if he can't do it with that backline against a Clermont team that's basically out of the competition, you'd think he's not gonna do it at all

Veep. The answer is Veep.

This is the absolutely perfect final Duncan Weir performance. I love it.

FUCK YES MEATBALL

Imagine your scrum half was the best winger in the league? Some team this Glasgow Warriors

Fuck me, Wales literally cannot get out of their own way...Cardiff might still manage to finish in the playoff places this year and Ospreys absolutely are not capable of that. They're gonna be merged into one team with one owner by summer, surely just let the one that's gonna survive win?

This may be naiveté on my part, but I think if my team's very existence depended on it I might simply not get fucking prison shamed by the Dragons

The first thing that springs to mind is Congratulations Smack And Katy by Reggie And The Full Effect

Yer man saw Rivers get back in the game and decided to keep himself ready to start slinging passes at any moment

3 Edinburgh front rows with 2 professional games between them coming on after watching Zander spread Schoeman across the park, I would be seriously thinking about tweaking a hamstring in my walk from the bench to the sideline

Anna is right...one is not enough, let's get rid of at least two

We've got my brother-in-law's Munster daft best man joining us for dinner later...we'd already bought the eldest a new Glasgow top but I rushed out on Tuesday and bought him a Warriors Santa hat to go with it. Shithousing doesn't stop just because it's Christmas

Fair play, Mrs M has absolutely dialled in my two main loves with the t shirt she got me for Christmas

Insane that they think they're the baddies from James Bond but they're actually the baddies from Austin Powers

Despite the fact that we have, very occasionally, driven from the in-laws in Fenwick to Shawlands for breakfast, I still howled the whole way through this incredibly niche but hilarious observation

Glasgow battered Edinburgh, England lost the Ashes, Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both got knocked the fuck out...leave it to the Packers to spoil a perfect weekend

I got an email yesterday from Starbucks to say my gold card expired which, because I'm a sucker for marketing, made me go "oh I've not been for a while actually". Went to order a Christmas drink on my way to work, £5.75. That explains why I stopped going then.

My longest-held and deepest political belief is that instead of all this pish about national service, every single person in the country should have to do 2 years of retail or food service work so we can stamp this nonsense out

Jesus Christ lads I don't know what happened, I think I just blacked out

Matt Carley's Main Character Energy is absolutely off the scale...start an OnlyFans if you're that desperate for everyone to look at you, Christ

I make that two English sides kicking themselves that they sent the academy to play Leinster now, they'd easily be 0-2 in the Champions Cup if they'd played any actual teams

Fair play, @scrumchampion.bsky.social you and I in particular have been absolutely done here

TELT

Turned on the Bulls Vs UBB game, a match being played not only not in France but actually in South Africa, and immediately saw both Lucu and LBB...did nobody tell them that's not how France does the Champions Cup?

There are few players in the world I love like I love Josh McKay

Raffi Quirke showing admirable ambition there by deciding to have a crack at Jack Dempsey

I cannot get my head around how much Pierre Brousset sounds like someone doing a comedy French accent

Literally hundreds of fucking terrible kids' programmes in the world, imagine showing your whole arse this badly by choosing to pick on the good one?

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, here comes Andy fucking Goode

The fundamental difference between Townsend and Franco is that I'd 100% be faking a really big shit so I didn't have to go back into the changing room and face Franco after that half, don't have that with Toony

How do you mute someone on here? Specifically how do you mute @edjenx.bsky.social?

I already thought Remy Scott was by some distance the most hateful character in the FBI universe but I just watched him pour a beer from a bottle into a glass and now I want him fired into the sun

Just a delightful 5 minutes checking in on Lions Bluesky

Strike Anywhere at the Cathouse got announced this afternoon...37 minutes between seeing the poster go up and booking our tickets, a personal record

Tell you would never have saved a try the way Steyno did just then...

Still, an absolutely fuming All Blacks to come next week...Tandy's team of analysts about to spend their whole week researching whether rugby has a mercy rule

Largely unrelated to this week's game and more of just a general observation...there can't be many people in the world as bad at their jobs as Andrea Piardi

Exactly what South African rugby needs is a bunch of their medical and coaching staff rushing the referee to try and get a mouth guard impact ignored