Elf Cum, it's what's for dinner.

I made a Tumblr aesthetic moodboard for the Coffee Shop Au.

Ailuin: my wife has such big hands...big hands with large, suckable fingers...

This chapter of the Watcher's Lust Coffee Shop Au does not contain any actual smut, but it does contain discussions of #cum and #oralsex. So have fun with that! www.patreon.com/posts/watche...

A taste of what's coming in Chapter Four of the Coffee Shop Au. Get caught up on my Patreon, starting at $1. www.patreon.com/collection/2... #smut #erotica #coffeeshopau #patreon #patreonpromo #NSFW

If you have some reservations about paying for the Watcher's Lust on Patreon, now you can read the first two chapters for free on A03! #ao3 #smut #erotic #fantasyfiction #originalwriting #originalfiction archiveofourown.org/works/80123901

The easiest way to make me feel joy is to hand me a chicken taco.

Possibly those fun little bottles of wine from the hallmark channel's wine advent calendar.

I wish somebody would cradle me in their arms...and force me to drink half a bottle of wine. The type of wine is completely up to the person holding me; I don't care.

Do you enjoy fantasy erotica? I'm about to finish the final two chapters of my fantastical erotica, and you can get caught up now for free for the next 7 days. #erotica #fantasy #smut #orcs #elves #minotaurs #cuckolding #fantasyfiction www.patreon.com/collection/2...

I fried a pair of quesadillas in garlic butter and dipped them in tomato sauce.

It's over. I'm hooking the elf up to a machine that will milk him for his cum.

All power to the Pizza Slab

Do you like erotica? I have a story for you involving an emotionally detached orc woman. #erotica #smut #coffeeshopau #urbanfantasy #elfcock #glowingcocks www.patreon.com/collection/2...

It's always weird when people write Doctor Watson from the Sherlock stories as horny. I read this short story where Watson and Sherlock have to solve a crime at an orgy, and Watson's just so horny the entire time. It's off-putting. And he isn't even horny for Holmes.

Hey gang, I've updated the Watcher's Lust Coffee Shop AU, and now it features both actual #smut and an emotionally unavailable situationship! #erotica #urbanfantasy #elves #orcs #NSFW #glowingcocks #creampie #cunnilingus www.patreon.com/posts/watche...

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Working on a new piece of Coffee Shop AU #smut. How about you? #erotica #smutfiction #urbanfantasy #FantasyFiction #originalfiction

Ailuin: Once, when I was on my break at the horrible coffee shop I work at, Glasha came in. She didn't say anything, but she carefully fed me a croissant like I was some manner of exotic bird. I don't have proof that it's a sex thing, but it felt like a sex thing.

what should I do next?

nothing else matters.

I want that Sunset Sasparilla G-Fuel. Nothing else in life matters except for that sweet electric-chemical buzz from that root beer-flavored caffeine. #Fallout #Gfuel #sunsetsasparilla

Horror! Madness! Graphic Sex!

I wrote a follow-up to the Coffee Shop AU #fantasy #urbanfantasy #smut #coffeeshopau #coffeeshop #NSFW #nsfw www.patreon.com/posts/watche...

Gorgon concept art done by team artists @qsy.bsky.social for Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy. #ttrpg #indiettrpgs #gorgon #medusa #greekmythology #urbanfantasy #rpgs anim-ttrpg.itch.io

Spoiler for the final chapter: Ailuin the Elf gets hung on a cross for three days.

2026 basically

Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.

This chapter of Watcher's Lust features: #elves #minotaurs #walkingmushrooms #frottage #hypnosis #hallucinations #handjobs #costumes and #MonsterFucking! #smut #erotica #nsfw #NSFW www.patreon.com/posts/watche...

Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend

my favorite thing to do in The Sims is punish the Sims for the sins of all humanity.

Watcher's Lust Coffee Shop Au #smut #erotica #coffee #masturbatingtheelf #elves #orc #urbanfantasy

i love Vienna sausages so goddamn much

I'm besieged by scarecrows.

Okay, correction here. It is not free anymore. Patreon is super prudish and made me put it behind a paywall. But, you can access it with the Tipper Tier.

working on it.

We should change the world by drawing orc bottom x elf top😇 Teehee

Rasha and Athol. Sapphic Orc x Elf Erotica #cunnilingus #elf #orc #muscles #patreon #erotica #bondage #cheating #nsfw #NSFW #fantasyfiction #fantasyerotica www.patreon.com/posts/watche...

My favorite skittles are during Pride month where they're grey like storm clouds. it's like eating a black and white movie from the 40s.

The Living Dead Goddess and Her Virgin Sacrifice! Male Elf x Female Monster (both cis). Elf x Elven Mummy #RoughFemDomme #pegging #suckingthestrap #mummywrapbondage #bondage #erotica #nsfw #NSFW www.patreon.com/posts/watche...

Much obliged.

The Orc and the Tower Pt. 23! In which the orc learns that the void cell does not part with its captive easily⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥 Vote on what happens next⤵️ www.patreon.com/posts/cyoa-o...

the Public Domain Super Heroes site is a great resource nearly ruined by the insistence on including every historical personage imaginable. sorry, Zachary Taylor is not a Comic Book Character, let alone a Super Hero. #superheroes #publicdomain https://pdsh.fandom.com/

Read Absoute Martian Manhunter btw it's peak #martianmanhunter #absolutedc #DC

Their cum is also luminescent.

The thing that makes my elves different from other elves is that their genitals glow. Usually blue, if you're curious.

I've been asked a lot to do a Luna Moth bugelf :3 In story moon is a symbol of the Empire, so this elf is corrupted by the imperial plant/fungi called the Glass. Glass grows in living creatures brains, giving them laurel wreaths-like crowns. In elves it goes extra and explodes into full fungus

Thanks for the share! And for tagging me! Here’s some of my artwork from my Bronze Age, high fantasy, world-building project. Love for my work to be full of diversity, colour and elves ;)

One can never have too many elves