Self sabotage is really crazy because why did you try to ruin everything good in your life? For what?

Scorpio season got revenge on my mind.

Always an uncomfortable feeling when you realize you’re alone. Especially when you thought you came with somebody.

I’ve taken many good naps this October.

Kevin Willard

You can't say someone grew up 15 minutes from Dodger Stadium because it takes 45 minutes to get anywhere in L.A.

Watching someone get called selfish for advocating for themselves. It’s interesting how that works.

“Oh I’m a tortured poet. Oh I’m an English teacher. Oh I love sports now.” Taylor Swift wants to be me. It’s undeniable at this point.

Every English teacher I know struggles to pay their bills because they make $45k a year. You’re not an English teacher. You’re a billionaire.

altuve gets boo’ed just as much in Detroit as he does in NY and LA, and I think that’s really beautiful

Took the life out of me then got mad i didn’t have any life.

Chicago you cute.

Dance dance

What’s a good midlife crisis? I wanna do this right. A hot sports car obvi the dream but it’s not a wise move until I retire from coaching.

This is very dumb.

Is this a safe space??? I dont get the whole Labubu thing.

Love is buying wine and giving away your best pieces of crab meat.

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

perfect beach day, accidentally matching my book and having a perfect sandwich made by @kat4real.bsky.social

Really playing God when you wake a sleeping person.

could everyone please put some positive weather vibes out into the universe for next weekend

Georgetown's season came to an end tonight and I asked coach Ed Cooley the simple question of if his re-build is going as well as he hoped. He went on a tirade against the other coaches in the Big East for not voting Thomas Sorber as Freshman of the Year *at minimum* Here's the full quote:

These were nuts.

This is fair.

Heartbreaking. The worst person you know, etc. etc.

Solo Ball from WAY DEEP. He launched that from the moon.

Lmao turning the ball over right after that inside the huddle.

unrivaled is very fun, i’m into it

Might be obsessed with Unrivaled

What outsiders don’t understand is there is an annual grease pole climbing contest in the Italian Market that has *nothing* to do with the local sports teams. If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.

Rooting so hard for the Bills to win. Like running for mayor of Bills Mafia right now.

Nvm it is pretty again

This is not pretty

Beautiful ball by Trent, beautiful header by Gakpo.

Media timeout: UConn 18, Seton Hall 5 Bueckers remains three points from 2,000, but she's got her finger prints all over this game. She's either scored or set up five of the Huskies' seven baskets so far. Meanwhile, Strong is already up to nine points.

Every person in town with a plow is at Wawa right now getting gas and coffee. Guys are hanging around chatting, waiting for it to start snowing.

Willem Dafoe and Danny Devito gave off serious "we happened to be near the set and Tim just asked us to be in the movie" vibes.

Danny looks good in a sweater. Really smooth. Killing it.

UConn looks like they are slowly collapsing without McNeeley….

heading into 2025 like

The Maui trip was mentioned. The second the broadcast started. Social. Take a drink.

A Matthew McConaughey mention in the postgame interview… a UConn win…. And another cut to Bill Murray. Social. Social. Social. Drink 3 times.

Bill Murray and Matthew McConaughey sighting. Social. Drink twice.

It’s not just the immiseration, but also the clear broadcasting that voting doesn’t work to change fundamental conditions because of SCOTUS (and other factors). Voting is what societies use to resolve conflicts without violence and it only works until people stop believing it works.

LIAM McBUCKETS!!!

ANDRE RAN EVERYWHERE!

Alex playing on the Caravans Solo playing on the Ballers Hassan playing on the Jars