Tattoo plans being made. This club.

Very American to have the kids win the Junior Ryder Cup, but lose with their best players. I can't imagine there's any other sport in 2025 that this could apply to. #worldjuniors #4NationsFaceoff

As a part-time capo and recovering theatre kid, I feel unnecessarily called out by this

The face value of the cheapest ticket for Sunday's singles matches at the Ryder Cup is $750. After Team USA's horrendous performances, you can get them for under $300. mol.im/a/15140997 via @dailymail.co.uk

Südkurve München.

In a statement to @dailymail.co.uk, BVB denied reports that they've put social media restrictions on Felix Nmecha: "The assumption that one of our employees - regardless of his name - would have to have his private social media post approved by us in advance is not correct." mol.im/a/15130611

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

A debate is when two people argue but are not at cross-purpose. Kirk’s last argument was the 2A shouldn’t apply to trans people b/c he accused them of being more dangerous. His opponent came with real data that empirically shows otherwise. Calling it a debate implies Kirk was there to be swayed.

I’ve never flown so high. Somehow, some way, off to a cup final.

Mauricio Pochettino isn't concerned with the #USMNT losing games, just as long as they figure things out by the World Cup. After the match against South Korea, the picture - right now - is blurry on how exactly this team will do that. My report: www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

EXCLUSIVE FOR M+ : Mascots are the colorful, whacky, fun characters who bring college and pro sports events to life. Behind the scenes, there’s rampant fan abuse, poor work conditions and a lack of respect. I spoke to three veterans of the trade to learn more: mol.im/a/15022839

Shit you not, just yesterday, I won the treble with Grimsby Town in 2028-29… and now this. Up the Mariners, they’re not gonna keep them off the pitch tonight on Humberside

Got a few interesting goodies up our sleeves @njemurray.bsky.social

As a DC resident whose city is now being invaded by FBI and military forces in an attack on freedom & massive waste of the proverbial TAX DOLLAR$... I assure you Donald Trump & Co. are lying right to your face about our city, as usual. Violent crime is at record lows. This is a great place to live.

I admire Mo Salah's restraint. "Farewell". Really? Suleiman al-Obeid was killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food in Gaza. Say it, you cowards.

From deepfakes to death threats (and even, yes, dildos), online abuse has become commonplace in the WNBA — especially for the Chicago Sky. How the team is getting proactive by utilizing a cybersecurity service initially designed for counterterrorism:

Certainly the Strangest Thing I’ve seen today

More than happy to chip into this Mail+ project about the 11 most promising sports prodigies in sport - and getting to write about the "Next Great Hope" for the #USMNT mol.im/a/14973297

This is the same time I’m on

Just found out that the New York Red Bulls and Monterey are playing their Leagues Cup game in Cincinnati on Sunday... 30 minutes after Cincy plays Juarez and now I'm wondering if MLS is actively trying to kill off its own competition

Whitecaps don’t play in the Northeast this season so it looks like I need to book a flight to Vancouver @manuelveth.bsky.social

England learning what the USA learned about soccer 30 years ago: the women just do it better

We'd reach peak sicko if the USL could develop something akin to the ESPN NFL Playoff Machine to see how teams can be in or eliminated for the Jager Cup @njemurray.bsky.social

Lionel Messi/Inter Miami's insistence that Lionel Messi doesn't need to play every game in which he's available will remain a massive missed opportunity for MLS

Today's one of those days where it's just really embarrassing and demoralizing to be a hockey fan

This #ClubWorldCup has done something I thought was impossible: I've started to hate "Freed From Desire"

The most relatable thing about the new Superman movie is how Jimmy Olsen writes his articles directly in the CMS.

Kylian Mbappe:

Wanna know who would've beaten Mexico?

Some of you have been dogmatically committed to being mad about the USMNT since you started "supporting" the team and I'm begging you to get a hobby

Breaking: the USMNT B-/C+ team not good enough to win trophies

Good to know that we’re back to allowing Mexico fans to continue to use p*to without any repercussions

Ahem

A world where Seb Bethalter beats out Gio Reyna for the WC roster seems more real than the inverse

It's about 15 mins before kickoff of the Gold Cup Final. I took a look back at the tournament so far to see which athletes have played their way into the 2026 World Cup squad, who's out, and who still needs to prove themselves mol.im/a/14872801

Re-upping for no particular reason

Sorry, this may be the cynic in me. It's terrible this passed. But when you win both chambers and the White House, it's a clear mandate. So congrats, you have your mandate. When it all crumbles to the ground and people get sicker and die and awful shit happens, let's remember who was in charge.

This was absolutely not a setup for anything oosa oosa oosa and all that jazz

Why bring on Brian White for Agyemang if you’re not gonna put him in the first five PK takers

Gregg Cam make me actually lol

Well, I don’t think there’s any reason why I shouldn’t trust Matt Freese in this moment

BREAKING: Sources confirmed that Timo Werner is in early discussions over move to #RBNY mol.im/a/14851441

Begging and pleading with people to watch the damn league

My old block back in Astoria went 74% for Zohran, I wish I was still living there solely so I could've voted for him as well

A little less than a year from now, the Iranian men's national team will be playing in a World Cup hosted by the very nation that is bombing them

A friend sent me this. Pride Night is one of @hfdathletic.bsky.social's biggest nights of the year and yet all the promotion for it this week feels like they're treating Pride like an afterthought to the same "$2 Beer, $1 HotDog" promo they run every three weeks. Deeply troubling...

Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...