[drugs] gryphon smoking a catnip joint

i ate your ram

bird, homosexual edition

give bird: one of every microcontroller

bird needs to make LEDs flash for amusement

sports for birds

bird get chromebook

i made you a (computer) chip but i eated it

i am inside of your server because it is warm

i'm optically isolated from the internet

meowing from the trees

bird smokin a cigarette

birdbrain brainrot

they virtualized a bird

i am hopping and flapping around on your electronics workbench messing up all your stuff

give bird: pretty shiny LEDs

you'll own everything and they'll be unhappy

threatening a computer with a fuzzer

im a tool-using bird

bird tortures tablet

making evil misbehaving wifi drivers

LOOOOOOOOOOL

my opinion on software licenses is fuck off I'm stealing it anyways

what's that mysterious bricking noise

[stumbles onto the open mic stage] whats the deal with. low level SoC vendor utilities. they never fuckin work am i right

bird (me) playing with rock(chip)s

# blue jay? burple jay

small californian bird is intolerant of the cold. more at 5

Kill All Software

if your program needs more than 4gb of ram it should need to run inside of a large box in a server rack or under somebody's desk

a furry fantasy has arrived

`birdbot init`

bird get ipad

inductive charging birdbot nest

back in the birdybox with me

i think everybody online should have a fursona

i spent _far_ too much time on this

going to bed to recharge my Funny reserves

wireless bird networking technology

crawling inside of the technology and kicking its ass

ayyyy im computing here

Just a note because somehow it oftentimes gets overlooked when folks are getting hammered with scrapers: Static websites can sustain an incredible amount of load on even a small server. You don't have to pick between people being able to view your content and people having to go through a […]

_eats your homework cutely_ nobody is going to believe you

"MIT licensed to remove any future limitations in innovation" SHUT UP AND STOP LICENSING SOFTWARE

brony hawk

the hype around coding agents is part of the broader trend of the entire economy being replaced by gambling

server room climate monitoring rack mount birdbox like a canary in a mine

[nsfw as shock value] lol my bf just reminded me about that time he drew olaf frozen porn and posted it anonymously on e621 as a troll