pc music proved once and for all that soundcloud is for queers

they should let me cause outages for large cloud services

i need my 5 browser windows and 350 tabs

server climate monitoring bird like a canary in a mine

cyber nest in the device tree

small shitty computers are so cute

i have, 'the magic of buying two of them'

shiny objects for the bird brain

i anthropomorphize the technology so i can imagine meaningful violence towards it

small bird the size of a large bird

small bird the size of a large bird

bird flu that turns you into a bird

`Forrest: Twice now ive seen the internet fossil record of fandom artist friend groups being broken up by bush 2004`

[unserious] BRING BACK THE SMOKING SECTION

they are saying "look at that adorable bird, using the computer"

ag cook is lowkey incredibly funny

his rocker is offline

we cannot let tyson tan carry all the weight in this community when it comes to funny animal open source mascot designs. we need to all pitch in together

my catgirl infection is flaring up

lobotomize your computer today

i am my own mascot bitch

it's always great when you can start disassembling a power bank just by giving it a stout squeeze. that's definitely the build quality you want on a lithium batt. and my grip strength isn't even that great this shit jus wanted to come apart that badly

last repost is how i felt turning the laptop motherboard this is on into what it is

worst part of not being a bird is having to drive instead of fly

i guess i should join the update party since ive been putting off updating gts

hire bird to display its intelligence and it will surprise you

hatsune miku gabber jumpscare

designated moshing area

new computer innovation: contacts that shock anyone who uses the rocketship emoji with high voltage. never seen a good usage of it

"use software as it's intended to be used" fuck you dad you cant tell me what to do

# MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: survive

# everything is a web app and i want to die (self.sysadmin)

[f slur] fag rot amputation. off with its head

im going to hit your gitops with a hammer

hardware failure is a skill issue

i have the technology problem where instead of having normal problems i have new ones

putting the scream from inanimate sensation on a soundboard

i think 'i like my ipod more than fucking' is the most death grips lyric of all time

the blue jays are yelling at the ravens. you go at em

i'm half-eunuch on my mother's side

# Best linux for a stoner laptop? (self.linux) I'm a moron. I have a laptop i use to watch movies/tv/youtube in bed when i get high. This thing only sees firefox. I dont want windows 11 and i dont think my laptop can use it anyways. What would be the best linux for this job? Thank you penguin […]

give bird: a stack of broken laptops

xbox is gay. hope this helps

[what] the death rattle of the anxious homosexual

"you don't need to be so smug about cloud because your diy stuff will have outages too, and probably more of them" Yes, but you see, if my life revolves around us-east-1 and it goes down, then my day will be incredibly uneventful as I cannot do anything other than wait. HOWEVER if I self host […]

give bird every battery

last repost: kindred spirit. though i'm not shoving voltage in the battery terminals with a buck board i'm just plugging in usb-c and tolerating the horrible coil whine of the electronics that are not expecting to run without a battery

someone in my ceramics class who lives up in these here woods was talking about how the steller's jays are really mean and rude and quarrelsome and make harsh noises and i was just smiling like "yeah i love them"