I’m tired beyond words but i accomplished everything i set out to do this summer.

Y’all got the claws out over dates… DATES?! *checks notes* WITH MEN???!! Sistas please!!!

I've seen the way you've treated other thugs you've been with

So I’m in a weird timeline where everyone is saying there’s a fifth ninja turtle and it’s a girl with video proof…… who is this bitch?!

Ekane be waitin till the baby 3 years old to get an abortion

I got a fat ass & 4pack abs, idc what a nigga think lol

It’s really propaganda that women want older men. They don’t really get richer, more handsome or more mature with age on average. I think some older men just want younger women & don’t want competition from younger men.

Younger men/ no kids (like low 30s late 20s) are usually still very ambitious, still work out, still got hair, still thirsty for knowledge, still malleable in their ways of thinking, not paying no child support, live a peaceful stable life, usually career focused.

Crazy i really don’t talk to men with kids anymore. I find myself having more in common with younger / childless guys. The BDs be lookin for sumbody to play w/ while they raise they faimly w/ their bm. & the older childless men lookin for an instant wife/ baby maker.

I knew Smokey Robinson was guilty when i seen him dance. Freaked out old ahh man

Peppermint tea and a blunt is damn near a Newport

No wonder i wasn’t attracted to Sammie from sinners. Nigga 20 years old lol prolly be fine in a few years

Somebody said lil bow wow was in the movie holes. Bitch what?

Yall would prolly win 100 niggas vs that dancing gorilla nigga for sure.

Sometimes beards really make dudes look like dirty old men

Gotta skip the gym for today omg. I need to rest

It don’t count as “running through the friend group” if it took you 18 years to hit all 3 niggas😭. That’s just called life baby boy

Michael b Jordan was a different level of fine in Sinners. & his acting 10/10

I can’t even lie The girls in here so fly The way she sliding dwn the pole got me mesmerized I don’t mean to trip But God Damn she thick I ain’t gon lie i must admit…….

Today ain’t got no business NOT being Friday.

I had a time last night

I love expensive sardines & tin fish so i keep them in my cabinet. Ran out of tuna so i decided to just try to make a sardine salad instead. 💀💀💀 super nasty lol super fishy lol only eat them hoes with hot sauce on a cracker fr

Why my fine dark skin old thang spin the block this morning after 2 years no contact? Anyway we have a date in a couple weeks lol

The kinda diq that Mariah was singing about on the song My All lol i get it. I totally get it.

Last of us season 2!!

When I get rich, I’ll probably never cook again and never drive again. That’s top of my list.

If you not suckin toes, just leave me alone lol

As a black person I actually love spaghetti night. Preferably with fried fish.

You bout to leave the DMV like

Naw i watched “The Wire”😭 im never going there

Running thru the DMV like Tomb Raider 😭

i believe in you! gas up the rental and hit 495 😂😂

Iconic. I believe in you!

Now that’s what I call the DMV

I got 3 niggas i need to see, one in DC, one in Maryland & one in Virginia lol might could do it all in one trip lol

We were so stressed out reading “Meet Addy” as girls. Shout out to Addy. I know she was fictional but i like to imagine she ended up with a beautiful life

Forced to spend time with my brother

Afraid i must agree. 😳

I’m really experiencing burnout

This movie so stressful omg. This man stuck under the sea in a deep sea scuba accident

Sandwiches without bread just don’t hit the same

Why would I want to salvage relationships with broke ass slaves? 😭😭😭😭😭 Kanye is so funny man

Let her cook! 😤💯

Green grapes are superior

My weight about to be in the 120s. Crazy.

Cried so hard my nose bleed. Smh you really gotta let toxic family members go

If you really fwm God, you’ll flip dat sh*t lol