Now, y'all go drink some water.

And ole Civil Rights face couldn't keep his hands to himself

97% of people in LA are shit drivers, but honestly the way the city is designed is about 37% of the problem

The gummie hearing the magic words:

Its not NOT Eric Adams

Yahweh said

died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)

They said he ain’t check in with the Mormons. That’s crazy. I gotta log off 😂 the internet is unserious.

Something is legit in the water cause I’m a tried and true drinker and them hoes hit DIFFERENT

A literal demagogue got clapped, they ain’t gotta say nothin

Only thing hotter than that chip you at is where Chuck is headed 🤣

He said

So, I’m just catching up…looks like

Man! Them lil mean womenfolk run up on us tall folks like we got catnip!

Putin lookin puffy and sick too…is 2025 gonna bless us with a 2fer?!

Everyone need to leave, yall in danger

I lowkey be thinking about checking it out, but I know that shit finna expose me 😭

Eating a late ass lunch and tryna figure out if you actually kinda hungry around dinner time <<<

Sounds like it was…Bad News

A WHOMST?

Why everything filthy right now?

Robbin in the Hood out here cookin

The sheer level of “you wanted a nigga? Nigga here now” 🤣 Joe Fauxgan brought out the CLASSICS in racism, spear chucker a deep cut

Aye man 🤣

I better be the fittest 60+ mafucker in existence in the future with all the body maintenance exercises and stretches I gotta do NOW to continue enjoying my activities (running, hoops, golf)

When you for the table as well as the streets.

I wish this was on Twitter so I could call them pussy and @ them

$15 for the Biggie Bag? Boy if they don't set that Wendy's on fire immediately for playing in their faces

Aye YO!

In other words, that “Severance” bag was crazy

A salute to this man 🫡

Damn, lol, this how y'all talk about them RNs?

Aye, they MIGHT just hate you over at Meta, lmao.

There's an Altima and certain demographic joke here...but I'm not tryna get run off this app just yet.

Lol, no.

Hit my muthafuckin guy up for the dope shit.

Newsome is not a hero, but sometimes you don't need a hero, you need a villain on your side.

I dated women from DC, I’ve been hit with a car and threatened with knives multiple times for PERCEIVED slights

So.....is smashing your fellow innies outie considered cheating? #severance

A DJ set playing R.Kelly and Chris Brown in a row is a wild choice 🧐

Buddy, Target is trying ANYTHING to get Black folks back in here, I had to come in and use the restroom (not spending no Black American dollars) and they playlist is basically “Soul Train” from the 70s and 80s 🤣, they even got the DEEP cuts

You see the vision (and the wherewithal)

The treatment should be mandatory and absolute isolation and those who live, live, those who don’t? Enjoy your kids vaccine freedom on the other side

Facts, and I was raised by boomer parents, so I’ll pull up with printed copies of my three previous bills in a manila folder to discuss with whoever is unfortunate enough to be working that day

Charlotte Heat still going strong all these years later 🤣🫡

I love my niece, but cleaning up spit up crackers and trying to forestall (completely understandable) meltdowns really shows me that Unk-hood and NOT parenthood is my wheelhouse 🤣

He finna start talking to Robotnik CRAZY, lmao.