2.5 years ago I finally pulled the trigger on braces + jaw surgery. I'd known I needed to for years but could never afford it till relatively recently. Two days ago, I finally got them off. 🤩

Think SportChek is gonna have a hard time moving these.

I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him" WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

If the world is for Gavin Newsom, I'm against the world.

Absolutely fuck ICE and nazi Barbie. I require anyone running for congress, president, hall monitor, etc to be in favor of prosecuting every last one of them. That’s the price of my vote.

all been said by now, but i watched all of the videos of that shooting together & the shooter deliberately walked in front of the car, the driver turned to avoid him (visible in the video he took from his phone) and he was clear of the car when he fired. he just wanted an excuse to kill

abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point

This is very important.

As this torrential #Vancouver downpour continues, don't forget to spare a thought for the true victim in all this. Castle Fun Park. 🙏

Okay damn we gotta pump these numbers up.

@profanity.accountant fuck my shit up fam.

I don’t think FIFA would move the World Cup from Seattle. Trump is full of bluster. But this isn’t on Katie Wilson to address. It’s on Seattle’s business community, which needs to stop falsely claiming Seattle isn’t safe if they want to protect their potential profits. More here:

While Mamdani's election and all the attention on it is certainly merited, over in Seattle we've just had another progressive victory whose race has flown under the radar comparatively. Super stoked for my friends down there. Hopefully this is the start of things moving in the right direction.

I'm seeing a lot of WoW players in and out of my personal bubble decrying the new addon changes because "we just won't be able to perform as well," and I don't know how many more times I'm capable of saying *that's the point*.

Genuinely the best thing to happen in American politics since Bernie won Nevada.

I'm feeling unusually well rested this morning and I regret to inform you it's likely because I went to bed early last night and got >8 hours of sleep for the first time in awhile.

Today I learned the hard way that, when you have braces + elastic hooks, it's possible to get your tongue caught on the hook. Gave myself a tongue piercing by accident. Owwwwwwwwwwwwww😭

They would have us believe we're doing this because we "hate America". #NoKings

When people say gaming is "too woke" now this is the shit they're talking about bringing back. 🙃

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

"EA's going private." Oh cool, maybe they'll be better with no shareholder pressure. "because Saudi Arabia is buying them out." Nevermind!

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

So I did a thing the other day. 🍁

SIT DOWN MIAMI. LET'S GO SOUNDERS!!

WE'VE DONE IT, SEATTLE! 🤩

26' SOUNDERS GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! DE RO! SEA 1 | MIA 0 #SEAvMIA

DEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!! What a ball from Alex Roldan.

Rothrock take my energy. Fuck Messi. Go @soundersfc.com!

Pest control treated a wasp nest above my apartment today and now I'm hearing buzzing all inside my walls. This is psychological torture. 😂

The fact Banh Mi is still so inexpensive generally is proof that corporations are lying to you when they say they have to raise prices.

If Gavin Newsom has no haters, I'm dead.

Passed my Canadian citizenship test today. 🍁

I'm getting jaw surgery in week-ish. What should my last meal be before they break my face open? 🤔

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

If Trump's incel supporters could read they'd be very upset about this.

As a Washington voter I have always wanted to support a primary opponent against Patty Murray. 2028 is not far from now.

I wish there was a way to say “did you read my email” that sounded nice and not passive aggressive actually

Generally opposing parties don't run a candidate in these types of by-elections, since they're largely a formality. But there's technically no rule that says they can't. So Jagmeet Singh has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

I'll be happy for Vancouver if they get the big win, but as a Sounders fan I will be rooting against them until that time. Congrats on beating Messi tho. 🫡

I don't think I'm being unreasonable in saying, if you live in an apartment building, especially in upper floors, you should probably just *not own* a subwoofer.

"Autistic people will never go out on dates, pay taxes or write poems," okay RFK then explain why every autistic person I know is writing endless amounts of WoW fanfic and has multiple sex partners

Never let me forget the time that someone wrote a news story about Zoey Deschanel leaving her husband Death Cab in favor of her new boyfriend, Cutie front man Ben Gibbard.

Read the room my guy.

I met with one psychiatrist specializing in ADHD and they diagnosed me in 15 minutes. 😭

🚨Signal boost!🚨 If you worked at Blizzard from 1997-2006, specifically on StarCraft, Diablo, or WoW, I want to talk to you about Mark Kern. Same goes for Red5 employees. Our convo can be fully anon if you prefer, and we can chat via Signal, phone call, vid chat, whatever!

All my homies hate Chuck Schumer.

Yes, arguably the easiest class, and not necessarily the fastest either, but I hit 60 on WoW Classic Hardcore today and damnit I'm proud. 😭

Lvl 6 Night Elf comes up to me on the Theramore boat in Classic HC and says "this goes to SW right?" Oh, honey. 😬

This is my first time spending the new year at home in awhile. Genuinely was not aware of the WoW Auction House dance parties but brother I am here for it.