“Dad, I threw up.” #Frankenstein

Well, the rabbit's out of the PM bag! I have a lot of thoughts on what it means at last to be fulfilling the dream I've nurtured since I was 7 years old, but for right now I'm afraid all I have for you is the mental image of me flapping in a circle while I shout, I'M GOING TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!

Shorty had them Applin bottom jeans Pumpkaboos with the fur The Ho-oh was lookin at her She hit the Florges Next thing you know Shorty got Taillow-low-low-low-low-low-low

Secured the bag(s)! #TraderJoes #ToteBag #MiniTotes

I’m THRILLED and CHILLED to participate in the cover reveal for @gwenythreitz.bsky.social ‘s debut YA romcom: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME, REED WALKER! Congratulations on the gorgeous cover, Gwen! I can’t wait to read it! Cover: Jacqueline Li Out 5/5/26 from @macmillanusa.bsky.social (Roaring Brook Press)

Adulthood is just making tough decisions and crying through them all, huh?

It's Juneteenth, please send your favorite Black homeless person funds for the fight against the shackles of capitalism, LOL. lilymeade.com/donate

This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye

Excuse me, what the hell? #Meta suspended my #threads account? I literally just lurk, like, and occasionally post/reply to people! Is anyone else on #bookthreads or #booksky experiencing this issue?

Everyone shut up this is all I’m going to be talking about for the foreseeable future

I knew there were writing memes in there somewhere. #BookSky #TheMaterialists

A few weeks ago, I sat on the Capitol steps from dawn to dusk to sound the alarm about the coming Republican tax bill—and how it would hurt kids, seniors, and middle-class Americans who are just trying to get by. The bill is now here. And it's worse than many expected ⬇️

This is how that conversation went, right? #Dimension20 #Severance

Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble. For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity. What will you do?

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

Facing the next 2 years with this energy: #beyondthespiderverse #intothespiderverse #acrossthespiderverse #spiderverse

Is there a kosher Indian restaurant called Masala Tov? If not, there really should be.

*Ms. Casey voice* Your Audi makes smooth hairpin turns. Your Audi makes other cars happy to be around it. Your Audi can accelerate from 0 to 60 miles per hour in three point three-and-a-half seconds. #Severance

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

gofund.me/4824d711 Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive. Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.

It looks like it’s Gronk’s first year sitting at the grownups table at Thanksgiving dinner. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

Guy on the train nearly forgot his phone he left charging. I said “Aah! Timing is everything!” He laughed and said “Will you marry me?” “What??” “Would you marry a Moroccan guy?” All my flustered brain could think to say was “not today!” I needed the smile, thanks, guy. :)

a big HOOT GROWL to all 20,000 of you who joined us for last night’s “dimension 20: gauntlet at the garden.” the last week has been nothing short of surreal. see you tonight for dropout improv at the MGM music hall in boston!

A team of friends 💙

The Snowy Day — Ezra Jack Keats, 1962

Please be extra kind to the void today, there’s a lot of people out there screaming and the lines aren’t the void’s fault

For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla

A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.

I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.

Why did it take me over 20 years to realize that the Squeaky Boots episode of SpongeBob SquarePants is The Tell-Tale Heart for kids?

📚I am thrilled beyond measure to announce that I am now represented by Uwe Stender at TriadaUS Literary Agency! 📚