“The most crowded place in the world is under the Trump bus.” —Jim Acosta

I quit watching anything on CBS after they took Colbert off the air. Who’s with me?

How is it that a man who inherited a fortune has made victimhood his most successful venture?

This is bombshell stuff.

Wow. The Trump regime is now effectively telling Americans: don't read the actual agreement. A U.S. official says the MOU should be viewed as a vague "political document," and says "people shouldn't read too much into the language" when the text is released.

My latest Substack. davidjfreed.substack.com/p/writing-an...

I spent 90 minutes rooting for a talking Disney airplane named Dusty Crophopper, then found myself rolling my eyes at Top Gun: Maverick. Between the two, I learned something vital about storytelling, authenticity, and why audiences believe the impossible. davidjfreed.substack.com/p/highway-to...

The "skippers" who sat out 2024 backed Trump by 4 points. Today they favor Democrats by 31, and Trump is underwater with them by 50. As go the non-voters, so goes the nation.

Stephen Colbert has been a gift for 11 years- brilliant, stunningly knowledgeable, kind & hilarious . From his home, he with his family, helped us thru dark pandemic times. He won 11 Emmy Awards, 2 Grammys & 3 Peabody Awards. Thank you for all of it Stephen. We'll miss you ❤️

Hegseth being busted by senator prompts ridicule on MS NOW: 'He's such a joke'

"This is not just the most corrupt presidency in American history, it is among the most corrupt regimes on earth." And abject corruption on a mass scale, it turns out, is not politically popular. ICYMI @monacharen.bsky.social:

Every time I see someone driving a Cybertruck I can’t help but think how breathtakingly stupid that person must be.

I'm nostalgic for a time when presidents were decent human beings, were kind to children and didn't abuse them

Probably just had bad allergies. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Anyone watching that speech has no idea whether Trump is escalating or deescalating the war with Iran. But to be fair, neither does he so🤷‍♂️.

So much winning…

Just when you think he can’t get any more loathsome…

Somewhere on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, Cricket, the puppy Kristi Noem murdered, is smiling and wagging her tail.

State of the Union drinking game: one shot per lie tonight. How long will it take to get hammered?

In England, you get arrested for having sex with children. In America, you get elected.

Right now. This moment. Either you’re American or you’re a Nazi. Enough is enough.

The next time a Republican complains about libs giving kids participation trophies…

So what happens when China kidnaps the leader of Taiwan in the dead of night, or Russia grabs Poland’s president?

My dogs will not be performing at the Kennedy Center.

Lolly at 12 weeks. #Australianshepherds

How to properly recycle an Amazon box.

My very unscientific observation: Democratic women are far more fun-loving and attractive than their sisters on the right.

Like so many others here, I wish him gone. But short of that, for one day, just one, I wish he would shut the hell up.

It’s probably just a coincidence that Trump is decorating the Oval Office just like a parlor at Jeffrey Epstein’s house.

“They have better quality cabinets at IKEA.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Donald, on his way—again—to the golf course to bring down prices at the grocery store for us. What a selfless hero.

Cc @jaketapper.bsky.social

South Park speaks truth: Hegseth is a douche

Cheers to Thanksgiving! May your calories be plentiful and your family drama minimal.

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Trump’s claims that this year’s Thanksgiving is less expensive thanks to him are COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Have you been to the grocery store and seen the prices???

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

Only when his bamboozled Kool-Aid drinkers realize that the price of even Kool-Aid has gone up on his watch, along with everything else, will the tide finally turn against Orange Julius Caesar.

Absolutely 💯 this

#Unfuckingbelieveable While there is thread on reddit named food stamps. So many are so worried about the food situation. Trump has threatened to not fund snap unless we agree to his bill and open the government. But its him who is the government closed. No negotiations happening maga refuses

Trump and Hegseth bombed so badly at Quantico, some of the generals present have privately begun calling them Fat Man and Little Boy.