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Writing about comics and whatnot on CBR. Writing about other things all over the place. He/Him/Dad
Doing silver surgery on a new pickup. These seashells need a new home
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
about 6 hours ago
Shoutout to Warner Brothers for the greatest pro Luddite plotline in history when they demonstrated the foolishness of a coyote who runs twice as fast as a roadrunner failing to catch him every time because he chose to trust newfangled technology to do his job for him instead
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Between the three of these I'm sure I can end up with at least one functioning pocket watch. Now I just have to figure out how to Frankenstein them together
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2 days ago
Wag the Dog (1997) is a political satire film directed by Barry Levinson, starring Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman, about a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract the public from a presidential sex scandal just before an election. We saw it for real.
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Mariah ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
3 days ago
They think we are all stupid. ๐คฌ
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Reganelite ๐
3 days ago
2 years ago today on NFL Network, Tony Khan called WWE the HARVEY WEINSTEIN of Professional Wrestling. โAEW is the most successful sports startup since AFL. Like the Pepsi of Pro Wrestling. We're up against a really Evil Juggernaut, WWE.โ Credit
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
3 days ago
however many seats you think you need in Nov, add one because this dude is not just a Republican he is maga base
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TofuNYC๐ฝ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ซ๐๐๐ง
3 days ago
It's jarring to see ICE executing American citizens in our streets for exercising their free speech rights. It's jarring to see innocent people being kidnapped and sent to gulags in El Salvador. It's jarring to see children being traumatized in concentration camps.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze)
3 days ago
Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.
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derek guy
3 days ago
every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen
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Emily Farris
3 days ago
Iโm going to wait to post until one of their books comes out and tells what actually happened tonight.
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Squirrelfriend is getting brave
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Facts
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.
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My last decent winter beard photo of the year. Goodbye, seasonal scruff
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Michael Ian Black
6 days ago
Look, I've been there. I'm not 100% sure he's wrong.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
7 days ago
For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty โ spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
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Andrew Lawrence
8 days ago
its just that evaluating draft picks sounds like the most fun part of the job, it sounds like the whole thing you would dream about doing when you would fantasize about being an nfl gm
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Steven (with a PH)
9 days ago
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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Don't mind if I honeydew
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Facts all the way down
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11 days ago
What the actual fuckโฆ.
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Katelyn Burns
11 days ago
it's so cool how comfortably employed legacy journalists can just follow a bunch of independent journalists, rip off their stories, and still pretend they are better than the rest of us.
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Let me tell y'all about this raspberry croissant... Bangin
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Florida Chris
11 days ago
no wonder tmz is in dc even Hollywood aint this fucked up
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sarah jeong
11 days ago
Thr South Korean president criticized Israel, Israel got super mad about the mention of the Holocaust, and not the far worse reference. The president compared them to imperial Japan, which is like the worst thing a Korean can call anyone or anything
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South Korea is doing quote-post diplomacy
President Lee drew a parallel between occupied Korea and Palestine
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FixNews โต ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ป๐ช ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ท ๐จ๐บ ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ง โฎ๏ธBorn Again Atheist
12 days ago
Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.
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Angry
12 days ago
Iโll never get used to the president being a petty, whiny little bitch
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Didn't think I'd actually talk to anyone from CBCS today, but lo and behold they picked up the phone. Sad to see them shut down, glad to know my books are still in good hands
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
14 days ago
theres a certain kind of influencer who exists because they get paid by other people to essentially harm themselves for entertainment and I think their subscribers should be arrested
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
16 days ago
Since weโre all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week
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G. Willow Wilson
17 days ago
You might say it's Your own personal Jesus
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Haha! Yes
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It's not even the allegations. He had his day in court. The court decided he's a rapist. That it was a civil case doesn't mean that isn't true.
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Not accused, found liable for
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Parker Molloy
24 days ago
The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc:
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Meet my new candywife, Carlita
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Michael J. Stern
24 days ago
I'm cringing with embarrassment that an American president wrote this. Absolutely cringing.
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Marisa Kabas
24 days ago
This isnโt journalism. This is creative writing by fascist sycophants.
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What if we mocked elected officials beneath the combination BeaverTail/Burger King/Frankenstein roller coaster?
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF
25 days ago
Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. ๐ญ
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
26 days ago
this is a ton of words to say Sam shat himself
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Brendel
26 days ago
This group is โeveryone on Bluesky who joined before November 2024โ
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kenofseattle
26 days ago
"Biggest scam in modern political history."
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Social media is bad for my mental and emotional health, but I also got lined up for my first promo box today, so I'm betting it all on black, baby
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My neighborhood artists know ball
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