Doing silver surgery on a new pickup. These seashells need a new home

Shoutout to Warner Brothers for the greatest pro Luddite plotline in history when they demonstrated the foolishness of a coyote who runs twice as fast as a roadrunner failing to catch him every time because he chose to trust newfangled technology to do his job for him instead

Between the three of these I'm sure I can end up with at least one functioning pocket watch. Now I just have to figure out how to Frankenstein them together

Wag the Dog (1997) is a political satire film directed by Barry Levinson, starring Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman, about a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract the public from a presidential sex scandal just before an election. We saw it for real.

They think we are all stupid. 🤬

2 years ago today on NFL Network, Tony Khan called WWE the HARVEY WEINSTEIN of Professional Wrestling. “AEW is the most successful sports startup since AFL. Like the Pepsi of Pro Wrestling. We're up against a really Evil Juggernaut, WWE.” Credit x.com/thedrainmake... #AEW #WWE

however many seats you think you need in Nov, add one because this dude is not just a Republican he is maga base

It's jarring to see ICE executing American citizens in our streets for exercising their free speech rights. It's jarring to see innocent people being kidnapped and sent to gulags in El Salvador. It's jarring to see children being traumatized in concentration camps.

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

I’m going to wait to post until one of their books comes out and tells what actually happened tonight.

Squirrelfriend is getting brave

Facts

Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.

My last decent winter beard photo of the year. Goodbye, seasonal scruff

Look, I've been there. I'm not 100% sure he's wrong.

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

its just that evaluating draft picks sounds like the most fun part of the job, it sounds like the whole thing you would dream about doing when you would fantasize about being an nfl gm

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Don't mind if I honeydew

Facts all the way down

What the actual fuck….

it's so cool how comfortably employed legacy journalists can just follow a bunch of independent journalists, rip off their stories, and still pretend they are better than the rest of us.

Let me tell y'all about this raspberry croissant... Bangin

no wonder tmz is in dc even Hollywood aint this fucked up

Thr South Korean president criticized Israel, Israel got super mad about the mention of the Holocaust, and not the far worse reference. The president compared them to imperial Japan, which is like the worst thing a Korean can call anyone or anything www.theverge.com/policy/91358...

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

I’ll never get used to the president being a petty, whiny little bitch

Didn't think I'd actually talk to anyone from CBCS today, but lo and behold they picked up the phone. Sad to see them shut down, glad to know my books are still in good hands

theres a certain kind of influencer who exists because they get paid by other people to essentially harm themselves for entertainment and I think their subscribers should be arrested

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

You might say it's Your own personal Jesus

Haha! Yes

It's not even the allegations. He had his day in court. The court decided he's a rapist. That it was a civil case doesn't mean that isn't true.

Not accused, found liable for

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

Meet my new candywife, Carlita

I'm cringing with embarrassment that an American president wrote this. Absolutely cringing.

This isn’t journalism. This is creative writing by fascist sycophants.

What if we mocked elected officials beneath the combination BeaverTail/Burger King/Frankenstein roller coaster?

Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭

this is a ton of words to say Sam shat himself

This group is “everyone on Bluesky who joined before November 2024”

"Biggest scam in modern political history."

Social media is bad for my mental and emotional health, but I also got lined up for my first promo box today, so I'm betting it all on black, baby

My neighborhood artists know ball