The cops have never in their fuckin lives had so much trouble arresting a Brown shooter.

Utter joy. 😭 Oh, my heart. 😍

This entire weekend

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Canadians in his own riding "clearly rejected" PP, but he manipulated his way into Parliament anyway. What a sniveling little hypocrite. 🙄

Not the exact one in this picture, but a 1963 Vauxhall Viva. It was so old my parents had to get seatbelts installed before I could drive it.

Well, this is horrific. Imagine waiting for years to finally get your kidney transplant, only to get fucking *rabies*. How could this even happen?!? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I have had shingles. I have scars and permanent nerve damage. You do NOT want shingles. Get the vaccine.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Is archive.org down?

Double tap? Is that what we're calling murdering helpless survivors clinging to burning wreckage now? Can we maybe not reduce a fucking war crime to a pithy euphemism?

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Iggy Pop Motorhead Lyle Lovett L7 Spirit of the West

Happy We Stole Your Land, Here Have Some Blankets Day to my American friends who celebrate. Enjoy your ritual turkey slaughter!

I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.

My cat just had a spectacular "I meant to do that" fall, and I am definitely not laughing at her. 🤭

If you don't open a fortune cookie the day you get it, does that void the fortune? Or does it carry over? 🤔

Grey Cup Champions

Riders win!

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I bet Putin is laughing his ass off right now.

They really need to stop with the Coldplay, though. #NSL

🏆VANCOUVER RISE WIN THE NSL The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal. It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.

How is the Great New York Exodus going, btw? Any stats on how many anti-Mamdani pearl clutchers have actually left the city so far? Are there apartments available? 😄

I can't stop watching this one. The purity of the puppy eyes at the end. 😭 In a world where almost everything is terrible, this is medicine for the soul. 💜

So they have now pivoted to "Having sex with 15-year-olds is OK now, actually."? 🤮

I am reading an old cookbook about popcorn, and some of these recipes are insane: "Cut bananas into halves, scoop out the centres, & fill with popcorn after it is ground, and serve on lettuce with mayonnaise dressing." 😬 /1

I know that Flanders Fields is canon but nothing for me captures the futility, horror and rage of what we're remembering today like Wilfred Owen's Dulce et Decorum Est. youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...

I am periodically asked to confirm my mother's Goals of Care with the nursing team at her assisted living home. It always feels a bit weird to remember that I literally have the power of life or death over her. It can be a difficult conversation to have with a parent, but I encourage you to do it.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

On this day, when politicians love to trot out the last few remaining WWII veterans for their ceremonies, it is more important than ever to remember what they were fighting for, and what they were trying to prevent. We must all fight against the resurgence of Nazism and fascism. #RemembranceDay

Do Americans refer to their cities by their airport codes like we do here in Canada? YYZ, YEG, YYC...

Meanwhile, in Canada...

The money shot.

Conservatives in disarray. You love to see it. I really don't think PP can survive this. Will he even make it to his leadership review? #cdnpoli

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

When is Poilievre's leadership review coming up? Anyone know? #cdnpoli

No, I'm not going to subscribe to your Substack. I'm never going to subscribe to your Substack. I don't support platforms that platform Nazis. Period.

The first 11 days of November are a very special season in #Canada. We call it "How the Heck do I get this Damned Poppy to stay on my Lapel?" Season. Usually there is a blood sacrifice involved.

Did we win the batball game?

Parents, make sure you're careful this Halloween! Inside this Snickers we've just found the 1444 map of Boarstall, one of the oldest maps of an English village and a fantastic example of late medieval cartography.

Almost twice the number of signatures required. Amazing! #ForeverCanadian

When the ICE agent is Canadian… 🇨🇦 ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

Oh shit, is this Diwali? Shut your windows and keep your pets in. Hope the fireworks idiots don't manage to start any fires tonight.

TODAY, October 18, there are more than 150 #ForeverCanadian petition signing locations across Alberta. There are only 10 days left to deadline. We need your signature to reach our goal. Please, find your nearest location here: www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...

I fucking love this guy. 😍

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#yeg #yegcc With Canada post on strike you might not get your voter cards reminding you where and when to vote. Here’s where to find that info (this particularly affects special ballots). See you at the polls! www.edmonton.ca/city_governm...

Dammit, Canada. Play better.

I understand the running and passing parts of rugby, it's the wrestling bits I don't quite get.