if i were a trickster god i would simply replace the shit in trumps bowels with a mine from the strait of hormuz

Saw Sirât tonight with my girlfriend and felt it struck at exactly the right time. I’ve been thinking a lot of how easy it is to lose everything in an instant and how that is the reality of so many on this earth, right this moment. Sirât reminded me that kindness may strike just as blindly.

Spring has sprung and The Crooked Man prepares to throw wide its doors, offering sanctuary and satisfaction to those creatures of the night bold enough to claim it! Monday March 16th Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31 6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co

hey this march fucking heat fucking wave can fuck right off i am going to kill god

「Can we receive this light?」 #ftp:gpose ✦ #ftp:faerensanja

40min study

My holy knights and paladins always have pierced genitals, as god intended.

Ogres get bad press. This ogre is nice. Monk meets him as he is walking deep in the mountains. Ogre is lonely. He just wants to talk. Monk listens. 'Monk meets the ogre of the mountain’ Ink on Canvas Board 12” x 12” Framed

There is a sorrow to be desired #dragonage

the degree to which there is fanservice involving female characters in whatever media is directly proportional to my dislike of them bc they’re no longer narrative devices they are someone else’s fap fodder foist into a story i was otherwise enjoying yes this is about Haru beastars

Raph is the definition of “o the rituals we invent to touch the skin of other men” and remains hypocritical about touch: it’s only okay if he does it, and if you want it too badly he will punish you for it.

It won't stop raining here in Wales so I'm left with no choice but to blame the Welsh water horse tricksters for it

THEY ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME -- DRAGONS DESERVE TO BE KISSED! DRAGONS DESERVE TO HAVE SEX WITH MORTAL HEROES! DRAGONS DESER- I get dragged off the stage kicking and screaming.

Catching up with Beastars bc I love the worldbuilding (cannibalism as social conflict) but despise how it doubles down on the heteronormativity as if to counter the homoerotic chemistry between the male leads (which far outstrips chemistry they have with their respective love interests).

the older i get the harder autistic burnout hits like goddamn

I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but *clears throat* men in lace and/or garter belts are a gift from heaven bestowed to us in dire times to make life worth living thank you

Remember when Zenos stole the WoL’s body and then we just never followed up on that. The horror. The violation. The potential for it to happen again to those we love. The potential to do it to others. What a fun way to explore empathy opened by a character defined by lack of it, given and received.

Yuuup yuuuup #ffxiv #zenos #zenosyaegalvus

i think we should start posting this every time someone acts like liking emet-selch or zenos or gaius or yotsuyu etc etc etc makes you an evil fascist

Once again shrieking at the heavens about how much i love my smart beautiful talented sexy funny nerdbeast girlfriend

A week of obeying my natural sleep schedule (11am - 3am waking hours) was a big improvement to my mental health and creativity and it’s hard not to be extra resentful of being forced to operate during crap shit morning folk hours. Particularly when my job is pointless 🙃

Raph was 12 when the Calamity struck so he was still surviving the Brume during the Dragonsong. I imagine the catastrophic climate shift to permawinter in Coerthas increased casualties and demand for soldiers, which is partly why he was in the field so young.

If it's okay, I'd like to ask for help. Those who are close to me know that I've been Going Through It, and have been seeking help but it's been raking through my finances while I'm trying to save up. This event has worsened my physical condition. Any bit + shares help. Ty. ko-fi.com/ruwyn_a/goal...

Didn’t we just have a long ass maintenance last week wtf SE it’s Buscarron’s night

I hear Buscarron may have caught some extra large rabbits while wandering through the Shroud this past weekend and the stew is extra good this time around. Join us for some open-world, walk up role-play at Buscarron's Druthers in the South Shroud of Mateus at 8PM US Eastern. #ffxiv #ffxivrp

So i saw the stage 3 PLD relic weapon and now i finally have to get on that grind, it’s so sleek and sexy

I keep meeting knightly ladies so I gave my queer little beast of a girl a makeover Why yes she is Raph’s identical twin :)

apple challenge!! [ #berserk #apple #appletrend #Berserk #griffguts #guts #griffith ]

can we stop playing the dipshit DST game please it’s so pointless anyway death to work first day back from vacation is the worst. maybe this time i can blow through it and get back to gay barbies

#Berserk #griffguts Bottom Guts. Sometimes I wonder if I’m being way too nice to Griffith in my art/headcanons… He always gets everything he wants, while Guts just keeps getting screwed over, So unfair!😅

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Dyke knights wip! ⚔️

wanna come? ok. come here.

This was lovely! Lively crowd and talented performers.

Hitting this tonight ⚔️

#FFRP | #FFXIVRP | #FFXIV | #ishgard Looking for some Dark Gothic Ishgardian Plots? Want to join in some open-world RP? Seek a group of laid-back roleplayers with a love for gothic settings mixed with light-hearted moments? Join us at Sanctum Obscura - tonight! 8pm EST discord.gg/hpuPSdYH9C

During our elden ring co-op game i turned to my gf like “if ship not canon why one squiggly light sword and one made of hands, hmm? explain” she fell in love with me all over again oops she also keeps stealing my KILLs with her hot magma ropes AoW smh

sweet revenge #gposers

—— let's fix that. [ #roxy:vincent ]

Nope. I’m not writing for anyone but myself. I know what I’m doing and I’m gratified by being able to write the story. That said, I am DELIGHTED when someone understands my characters correctly and responds accordingly. It’s the best.

My OCs are containers for Problematique talents and fixations to be explored in consensual fiction. Gotta put the cult leader drive somewhere it can’t hurt anyone lmao

Tomorrow, come out and join us at Buscarron's Druthers for some open world, walk up role-play in the South shroud of Mateus. Starting around 5PM US Eastern for our EU Friendly groups until late for the US crowd. You never know what sort of individuals you might cross paths with. #ffxiv #ffxivrp

maint on my first night of vacation is homophobia why is god singling me out :(((( i have sad gay villainous ishgardians to write

#ftp:gpose ✦ #ftp:yumaittetsu

#berserk #griffguts Bottom Griffith. -“You’re a bastard, you know that,Griffith?” -“So I’ve been told, yes.”

I have all week off and I intend to fill it with as much indulgent Ishgardian RP as humanely possible

oh my god it was the multi-monitor toggle in dalamud

Horse armour study - 2026