The Sexy Brutale is one of my fave games omg

Just a quick note: if anyone wants to make a final gesture of goodwill to ensure their ascent to heaven during this rapture, you can gift your life savings to me: paypal.me/orionspants You won't need them up there with God's riches. #raptureday

This will be wild. twitch.tv/patchdoes

I'm about to kick off my very first streamathon! Over the next eight days, I will be streaming to raise funds to provide direct support to those directly affected in the ongoing genocide occurring in #Gaza. I aim to raise at least $500, with proceeds being donated through UNICEF and PCRF.

oh hey, i went away for a week but I'M BACK NOW! 💫 wanna hang tomorrow for some coffee & coworking & game key giveaways?! ☕🩶 endless thanks to @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social & the team at mooncube games for providing dlc & base game keys!

Practicing blender and need more characters so im doing some daily raffle/giveaways. Rules: like♥️+ repost🔁 + follow Leave character ref in comments

green

i just put myself out to join a band. haven't played live since 2017 maybe, and i really just wanna be on stage

ugh who gives a shit (please give a shit please give a shit please give a shit)

offers still open

The Online Social Hellscape in which we live and breathe has been so bad for so long, that I forgot Bluesky was here. I will try to start posting again. We'll see.

February will be filled with love. February will be filled with peace. February will be filled with healing. February will be filled with progress. February will be filled with blessings. February will be filled with happiness. February will be filled with opportunity.

I've spent the last week or so being incredibly sleepy. But it feels good this time. I've done things, there's a reason to be tired. Beats being tired from a hard day of doing fuck all.

It is far too hot. Help.

i may be hungry, but i am also very hungry

100% Full Moon over kanamaluka/Tamar River. Taken from Legana, Tasmania. Shaky, night mode, standard shot on Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra.

LONG LIVE LUIGI MANGIONE.

Idk who needs to hear this but awww biiiiiig streeeetch

Please help me make this reach Twitch Support (although I don't know that they have a platform here). My account has been wrongly banned for Fraud, out of nowhere. I appealed, and it was rejected almost INSTANTLY, despite promising a human review. 🧵 x.com/PatchDoesThi...

Feeling like internet explorer for how late I was to post this. ANYWAY, always encourage your friends....or hippos. Moo Deng fit this trend so well.

me when someone says they have a secret to tell

my favourite thing on bluesky is the real estate agents and independent senate candidates making lists of middle-aged white people with somewhat progressive values and a vague understanding of what a meme might be

Can't believe I've already made it to 14 followers! ✨️🦋✨️ Guys, this growth is unprecedented. I'm going to take some time to consider how I can best use this platform to talk about why some rocks make a cool *piwiwiw* sound when you throw them and they hit something and others don't

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

I was so honored and floored to see so many people wanting to participate. I wish I could have drawn all your OCs.... So I did!! If you didn't win the raffle, please reach out to me as I would like to gift you a discount when I open commissions as a thank you to those who entered! 💜

You know what I hear a lot about in this industry? Imposter syndrome. I made the 8th best-selling game of all time. By all rights, I should feel like an authority. I don’t. I have it too. Here’s my advice to devs out there: Ignore it. You’re better than you think you are.

Guys. Follow EVERYONE in this list if you want to be in the most wholesome and supportive stream community ever to exist. I love all these people and you should too.

Hot take: stolen chilli peper

sometimes graffiti

i made some cross stitch

Hey, I'm Patch! I'm a software developer, variety streamer and the radio co-host of @orionspants.bsky.social on Definitely No Relation. I stream horror games and cozy games, read stories, do programming, singing, basically whatever takes my fancy. I'd love to see you around! twitch.tv/patchdoes

The 30th anniversary edition PS5 Dualsense controller makes me sad that I'll probably never afford a PS5

PSA: send me money as a treat

I spend a lot of time extremely hungry at inappropriate hours of the night.

I just interviewed a band over zoom and holy fuck I hate internet interviews, they make me panic and fumble haaaard

Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me

I've already blocked a ton of terms I just don't want to see. It's wonderful.

Saying this again and always: I stand with my trans sisters and brothers. If you don't have family that does, I am now your big sister 💗

that will do #ink #lineart

It is so inspiring to have a platform that has actively rejected AI training. Art is back, everyone.

Would watch

[Grand Opening Raffle!] Guess who is on VGen? ME! I'm looking for some guinea pigs to pad my portfolio, so I'm holding a lil free art raffle! To Enter: -Follow, like, and RT! -Comment your wonderful OC Three winners will be announced this Saturday! More details in comments!

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Orion and Sirius

it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself

Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads

video games… are good