Okay. I’m a sicko so I had to read the new Ryan Lizza. Not as bad as the part you read for free but, if you’ve yet to do that, I take zero responsibility for your urge to pour bleach directly into your eyeballs. No paywall, courtesy of marisakabas.bsky.social. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Part 2: Fingered in line at a CVS

why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...

Democrats discord server

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

at one point we burned the last CD we'd ever burn and we never even knew.

It’s ok you can say it

This is the type of photo you post of you and a lover

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid

ohhh so that's what's going on

LA is so wild. I just met the 8th broom in Phantasia

In somewhat good news, today the state department website has changed the answer to this question to defer to ICAO policy. Sources still tell me that there is some appetite for invalidation/reversion of passports issued under the injunction, but this message will be welcome to many trans people.

ffmpreg

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

also, wealth caps should be a thing. enforcement would be a nightmare, but let a gal dream.

drugs should be legal and accessible to anyone over 18 (or 21, whatever), requiring, at most, informed consent via a consult with a pharmacist. the only exceptions to this should be biologics, e.g. antibiotics. antibiotic misuse results in far greater social harm than someone getting OTC MDMA.

The sacred blep has spoken.

greeting my spider every day with "girl you're fat as fuck. I love you 🥰"

no fucking way 💀

how do I explain to the people around me at any given moment that the reason I am stifling laughter is because of my own stupid fucking sense of humor that precisely nobody but me laughs at

Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party

I am typically highly critical of my country, but it - even as an institution - has produced and can still produce some incredible things. Incredible things such as the USPS, the US Army Corps of Engineers, and, of course, this account.

People lost their families trying to follow the crumbs and decipher some hidden pedo cryptex when the actual pedophile cult was just emailing like: "Shall we do a pedophilia?" "Indeed see you at 4PM!"

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

lemme guess, the "correct" way is via teaching phonics? *opens article* yeah it's phonics.

Best album art

Man, fuck Merrick Garland

Employers are always handwringing about autism accommodations in the workplace and I gotta tell you: ear defenders and quiet workstations are the least of your problems. What autistic people really need is *whispers* for other people to do their actual jobs.

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it lives!

what a fucking travesty for the wealthiest, stupidest country on earth

the penis has survived and he’s stoked about it

thank you Ubuntu for fetching 0 B in 0s (0 B/s)

one of the very first things I internalized when tinkering with Linux as an overeager autistic teenager is that you will often see some real spooky looking error messages during any given operation and you can often simply ignore them and things will be fine I say this for no particular reason 🤞🏻

surely it's fine now. surely it's all an improvement over the "what broke this time around" Linux upgrade experience of the mid 2000s

I'm upgrading my home server's horribly out of date Linux installation wish me luck lmao

low polyamory

Update: this is no longer included in the final funding deal. I'm going to keep fighting to lower premiums and ensure Republicans can’t get away with a backdoor national abortion ban.

wait why does Seattle take so long to count votes lol

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

They also made a card for the hot beekeeper who came to the rescue

I do, frequently. I hope they know ❤️

Rock shop Benson, AZ