How's the whole "sports are apolitical" project working out?

kraft mac n cheese

Hear me out: Bobsled jousting.

The use of “hack” is beyond a joke now - people like William Gibson must have their head in their hands when they see articles like “a great new cereal hack” which is usually just adding fruit to shredded wheat

yeah like, this is very much a core reason why many people are particularly hostile to LLMs who might have otherwise not been

I was genuinely impressed that he spent a lot of time and energy trying to turn around some of the downstream effects of his past. Sad to hear the news.

damn. RIP to a real one.

skill issue, I and many others were "smarter" than chatgpt well before 20

dragmaxxing wig snatching coming for the straight guys is maybe the funniest trajectory this nonsense could have taken

yeah big tech slop is worse than ever which is making people hate their computers and linux is better than ever and i rly think the people who want their computers to be good again will be satisfied with making the switch

If this administration doesn’t have $175B between them I think everyone could settle for time served

and when this gets blocked...?

This is basically my pitch for every project

my mom just used the word "unalived" I have never used this word with her. she has learned this organically. she was so pure, but it finally got to her noooooooooooooo 😭

cc: @actualnames.bsky.social and @lyz.bsky.social check out this guy's name

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

i can’t stop laughing

l m a o

Every Olympics it's the same stories about how the free condoms run out and the punchline is always "athletes are so horny lol" instead of "we didn't buy enough condoms again"

imagine

it has the ring

*rubs temples* As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but... The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.

unironic bangers

Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here

are you fucking kidding me

I think my least favorite part about migraines is how fucking boring they are. Just laying here and waiting this bullshit out. Can't comfortably do much of anything for more than a few minutes at a time due to light and sound sensitivity. Can only nap so much. Just gotta lay here and wait. -.-

I think about how folks talk about how it's written code snippets for them and then I think of reading Kevin Mitnick's autobiography where he's like "So I needed to steal 5 million credit card numbers so I sat down for an hour and wrote a program and it was done."

bluesky don’t ever change

asshole is a gender neutral insult

this would be really cute actually. a chewy carmel nougat peanut dark chocolate cockroach??

0 feed me treats yim yum

This is more cruel than any joke the left ever made

oh good

hey what happened to the pronouns tagger thingy?

We are the great grandchildren of the witches who heated their milk in their cauldron before drinking it

ooooof

Aww, no Belize or Suriname shout-out? Those little countries always get forgotten it seems. At least Belize has a flag in the crowd. Not sure I saw Suriname. (Cool show otherwise. I'm just a pedant.)

I really do think this is an excellent metaphor for the moment.

the radium metaphor for AI really is good

oh shit

it's ok the html5 one is still up html5zombo.com

this is how I find out devastating

Good for Portugual 💕

I’m mad I can’t understand the lyrics because they’re not in English! This isn’t about racism, the meanings of lyrics are very important to me! For example, I love “Born in the USA” because it’s about how great America is

All the worst people in America are having a terrible time because of Bad Bunny’s Superbowl set, just like they had a terrible time last year because of Kendrick Lamar’s Superbowl set and I am HERE FOR IT. May they sob into their beige food all day.

kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s

that's not very monsanto of u