Post something random or you'll have an awful December.

Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.

Ten years since a new Wipeout game. A failed society.

This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.

I've started playing a little Mortal Kombat before bed every night, like a psychopath.

Is it too late on a Sunday night to text all of my high school friends that I really enjoyed playing Timesplitters 2 with them back in the day, but they shouldn't have voted for trump??

Love a melancholy scene in an old movie where someone looks at a polaroid of their true love. 2025, we gotta scroll through 10,000 photos in something called the cloud and maybe ten of them are worth looking at again.

"LIQUID SWORDS!"

I think real life friendship works just like it does in Persona games. You hang out with someone ten times, over the course of it you find out something crazy about them, and then you unlock a new monster to fight for you.

Fellas, is it gay to watch a movie with a woman??

Getting excited for a post-covid Persona game. So many weird metaphors and themes they can use. Ready for it.

My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.

Cigar but it's made out of a pickle and I'm the coolest guy in the room sucking on a pickle spear.

Work --> Buy Video Games --> Don't Play Video Games --> Work --> Buy More Video Games

Waiting for Woke 2 like

This four o'clock coffee will fix it.

Oh shit, I thought you guys were talking about Magic the Gathering. "Trump Denounces Magic the Gathering as Traitor; Magic the Gathering Responds"

Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.

Don't think I've snorted enough cocaine tonight to understand Kirby Air Riders' City Trial mode.

[lying in 20 years about what shifted in 2025] yeah after huntr/x cleared the regime began to lose its ideological stranglehold

SAME

A little bit crazy how quickly every car that would be a Tesla in a movie or a TV show is now a Rivian. Like if they can make that change so completely they could make a whole lot of things better.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

It's late, let's all send Cliffy B our deepest darkest questions about Jazz Jackrabbit.

That Pluribus really doing it isn't it

Is 12:30am too late to text a dad?

Querying my novel, yelling into the void that I'm an artist and I shouldn't have to pollute my mind by learning what the word "upmarket" means.

You've heard of the Bronze Age and the Golden Age? Well we are currently living through the Con Age. Everything in the world is a con. Countries led by conmen, businesses conning us and each other. Everyday from the moment we wake up to the moment we go to sleep, we spend primarily avoiding cons.

Game of the Forever.

Aesthetically the new Pokemon game feels like it's secretly trying to pull from Twin Peaks.

Tonight was fun.

IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

I really despise it when people boil down politics to the children's fiction they read, but I do gotta say that as someone who has read 100s of Marvel comics about people beating the bad guys outta New York City, Mamdani's speech felt familiar in a good way.

A little bit of hope. Like as a treat.

Today is only the beginning. Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.

New awareness campaign

Find yourself a wife who is aloof.

I got a family member who DMs me and other family members her own Instagram posts, and I'm sorry, I can't be around that sort of desperation, I gotta uninstall the whole app now.

Went to a new-to-me Korean grocery store today and it was so great that I am still reeling from the amazing produce quality and reasonable prices.

Monday morning, gotta unhook my video game steering wheel from my desk and look at emails again.

I am constantly gaining more appreciation for Hitman because every time there is a show about awful rich people, they spend each episode in a different Hitman level.

Watching TV shows from the 80s and people are living in the nicest, biggest apartments, and yelling about how they're dumps and they're living in squalor and they have to sell out.