I've been rewatching Don't Trust the B in Apt 23 and I definitely recommend it if you want some good James Van Der Beek this week.

A.I. needs to watch its back, I'm coming for its job. Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit. Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now. Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story.

I'm like Marty Supreme but for when It Happens

i can answer that for you. the cruelty of men deforms the world

I'm probably the only person in my neighborhood watching this game over the air with an antenna, and I think everyone else is delayed, cheers come like 30 seconds after a touchdown.

Don't worry, guys, the boner pill website says they're fixing healthcare in their super bowl commercial.

I don't know, if I was a celebrity, I wouldn't do commercials for dumb shit.

Oh, a commercial from the Pokemon lobby.

all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.

Incredibly impressed by the camera work in that halftime show. Every shot was the take they would've chosen for a music video, but it was shot live. Really spectacular work.

You know the AI doesn't work because it can't write a good Super Bowl ad.

Backstreet Boys must've just straight ran out of money this year.

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Sorry, Project Hail Mary is just Sunshine without an edge?

So many of these ads today feel like first draft ideas.

good time to bring back this all timer:

Uh oh were midsommaring the Lays farmer man.

The Claude AI ads are weird in a lot of ways. Before the "bad thing" happens and the AI person says an ad, the AI itself seems so worthless and gross to begin with, can't understand who they could win over with this thing.

This Super Bowl presentation making Paul Verhoeven seem subtle.

Need someone to make a cellphone that looks like this.

Late on a Saturday night and I'm thinking about how Burnout Paradise added all that motorcycle dlc for free. What a glorious time that was to be alive.

Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum. Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.

"People can't dream of things they've never seen before. They're afraid to wake up (discouraged from facing the future) because the sweet dream is woven from their own past, a past they can't let go of." Honkai Star Rail so woke. Y'all need to get on this intergalactic communist waifu train.

Did Jelly Roll do his politics reveal yet? I know he was promoting it. Gotta know what the most played artist on Wal-Mart in-store radio has to say about current events.

There is one simple truth in life.

I like the muppets. I like sabrina carpenter. I like the muppets and sabrina carpenter special. Hope they make a bunch more.

Shit looks like it's got frog DNA in it.

Been thinking a lot about the business CEOs that are running the studios now and how they aren't even using that power to make their passion projects, because their only passion is number go up.

Replaying Persona 5 while all the Epstein stuff continues to come out sure is a vibe.

TREVOR NOAH JUST SAID MY JOKE

Lady Gaga, my least favorite Elden Ring boss.

How many Benson Boones do we need? Why are there so many Jelly Rolls?? I'm so old.

Can't express the joy I felt when I found out Krysten Ritter isn't a nepo baby.

Every time there are new Epstein Files released I think this is gonna be the time they get him, the time his name shows up in all those emails, but looks like we're still clear, Waluigi fans.

I really enjoyed the game Easy Delivery Co. last year and so I made this little video yesterday afternoon to show people why it's cool. youtube.com/shorts/qMCYD...

Get Sam Richardson a TV show or a movie franchise so he doesn't make gambling commercials, Jesus.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1.) Creativity in the 20th Century 2.) Chinese Cinema 3.) Fiction and Non-Fiction 4.) S.O.S. Media (I can't remember what the S.O.S. stood for) 5.) Mediaworks

I think it's premature to say that Gen Z has given up on drinking. They're just not drinking for fun or social reasons in their 20s. There will be plenty of reasons for them to drink for completely different reasons in their 30s and 40s.

Oh wow, Wonder Man might be the best Marvel show they've made.

Every local business I follow on Instagram is posting how they're supporting the community but also staying open today, and I've never been more sure that woke is back.

I feel like I've just gotten home from driving in two hours of L.A. traffic every morning when I wake up.

Final Fantasy Tactics but it's Luther.

There are only four good open world games: Burnout Paradise, Zelda Breath of the Wild, A Short Hike, and Watch Dogs 2.