Ah yes, the “professional arborists” that DTE Energy has employed really showed off their years of study and training here. Making a new wind tunnel too gee thanks

I honestly truly do feel like I’m being fucked with at every level

I feel angry enough about my life being wasted with disingenuous work (and any gain to the fucking oppressors thereby) to really fuckin give it to em Nancy

Just a brief reprieve is that so much to ask for?

I AM SCARED

“Ppl have lost their minds” says guy workin at the jerk store, while someone threatens to murder him, flashing her gun “just this can of cream of mshrm soup + a beer, pls“ says me “Man, im not scared of your gun, everybody has one even me” says a customer rolling his eyes, standing by the door

We’ve got the clean-up crue in the yard this week: Raccoons, possums, other-worldly beings making noises unseen, lil crunchers munchin’ on the last sacrificial fruits and veggies, untamed bees flying into candle wax for some moisture in this horrible drought, LARGE spiders moving in on what’s left.

Sounds like ICE was/is out in Plymouth today.

Legendary Detroit Artist Glenn Barr (Ren & Stimpy, lotsa other cool shit) just designed a t-shirt for my guitar shop and I can’t wait to show you.

I like to give our 2 feral kitty rescues tours around the house. In my mind it calms them to know how many exits they have at first; over time they become less scared. The best tourist of the two is badger, the dad cat. He perks up + looks around and I can feel his excitement and I love it the end

I made a comic strip once

Crushing up a Costco sized bottle of Tylenol and snorting a 3 foot long rail of it to become Super Saiyan and fight the mutated version of RFK to the death

A rainy day, everybody wants one

If, by some miracle, I ever make it to a tender, old-aged lady, I know I will *never* forget how bigots and idiots ruined my opportunity to be alive on a planet which holds all that we need. And! Not just me, but multitudes of people deprived of what should have been. Shitty.

Pardon me, but I’m confused. No one has been apprehended for the first shooting of the day, so why is the motive being preemptively declared? left this and that? Coulda been Ronald fucking McDonald for all anyone knows???!??

oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant

@kteeth.bsky.social go lions! Ahhhh!

Check out my meme, I know what I’m doing over here

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

My friend is letting me borrow her car while ours is in the shop and i shit you not, it smells like a bonafide box of crayolas circa 1992. My review of bmw x1. Also great suspension.

Well the doctor always tells me that my visions ain’t gonna come trueeee oooo ooo ooo

This flew by my radar this week, but massively important: the 5th circuit court of appeals ruled that the NLRB’s structure unconstitutional. It is a huge blow to “American workers who hope to organize their workplaces without fear of retaliation. It represents a partial negation of the New Deal…”

I’ll eat the radioactive shrimp at Walmart, I don’t really give a shit anymore

I have THE tummy ache

Am I a fool for believing that I can go to a park in the early morning after 38 people trounced upon me half an hour before last call at a restaurant? I’ll post pics from the swings tomorrow anyhow because I’m a ~survivor~ Then I will assemble a chair.

Frazzled in the bog

This makes being alive a wee bit easier

“I can’t believe they made me pack a vacuum in my carry-on” I said to my husband in a dream where we arrived at a giant prison colony to play tennis

Stem cell christian football man

There will be an answer… if everyone does it all at once

every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this

Pavement doc saved me from a minor mental health crisis

Running errands gotta get some milk and battle toads

ACAB includes anyone who drives a Ford Explorer

Noticing a very special, sweet scent in the air tonight. The “almost time to go camping” smell I remember from my childhood. My mom hated camping, so I would just sleep outside as much as possible on the cooler summer nights - or visit my brother who moved into the shed for a month once.

Would you tell me if I was dead?

I keep having work nightmares! Last night it was an 11 year old being a bitch to me and asking why we don’t put salt in kids drinks like they do in nyc??? Why

Among the indignities I’ve experienced tonight in the service industry, one truly stands out above the multitudes: A man sat down at a dirty table, and whilst I was cleaning it, he shot up and swatted an ALIVE WASP at my face. Zi wasp was right on his crotch. And he flung it at my face. ME

I know this makes me weak and a loser, but I get really fucking sad when I see trees getting cut down 😭

this goes so unbelievably hard, godDAMN

Every day I feel anger, fright, love, overwhelm, anxiety, depression, hope, anger version 2, bafflement, laughter, calm, depression v2, confusion, etc in no particular order.

Smoging in the borgroom

One of the world’s most honored hams

Travick is backed up to 7 mile once again

Never made a baby’s first bday cake before but you better bet it’s gonna be tiered

I feel bad for horses

mkna

If you are punching down, if you are punching sideways, if you are wagging your fist about shit that doesn't impact you in the slightest, you are their perfect sucka. Wake yo' dumb ass up. Wake yo' dumb ass momma up too.