Someone who just learned about Jeffrey Dahmer

Feels like the holidays are already over cuz nothing will top our Xmas party last weekend. Shit went so hard

Hey guys guess what? I won $12 from Powerball. You could say I’m rich I figure

I know a dude who worked at Detroit Receiving (burn unit) and was also, uh, running a bbq spot called Burn Unit 😵‍💫

Your ass couldn’t write Wonderful Christmastime

Hosted a Xmas party on Saturday and holy smokes, what a GREAT time. I have so many bottles of wine left over lol

20/12/25 - nocturn

Ludington, 2011. Macramé Tiger’s psychedelic journey to Northern Michigan.

For some reason, a lot of idiots believe artists are born with talent, and didn't work for it. I think that's why we see language about "gatekeeping" in AI, when in reality, you just went to business school instead of art school. You're not an expert now.

Man, I really need a serious win in 2026. The last five years have largely been one battle after another.

Honestly, very much over vehicle ownership. I’d like to take a nice, modern light-rail train to work a few miles away.

In 2001 my fledgling band went to the Poconos to record an e.p. for a few punk comps in NJ. We stayed in a huge guest house and the producer/engineer showed us his old music vid from the 80’s: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Me8z...

Yeah, I’m on that grind. Grinding my teeth all night from anxiety.

Sorry kids, Santa got, uh, locked in a men’s room stall at LaGuardia airport for 4 days and has died. That‘s why there’s no presents

my little gentleman sponge holder

When I was a teenager I gripped an Etruscan staff, setting off a museum alarm. I was imbued with ancient knowledge, the transference of power was unreal

16/12/25 - nocturn

Hank Hill would love this shit if he was real

Anybody have any horny ass Christmas album suggestions? Throwing a real cool Xmas party this weekend and I need some holiday fuck music for late-night guests.

We were put on earth to dick around

Mariah Carey do you want me for Christmas or should I buy you a Labubu

The shit I see on this website makes me wanna tear my eyes out sometimes. Gonna go outside and pet some feral cats and piss behind the shed.

My favorite meal is toast

My siblings and I loaded up on shrimp cocktail, cheap A&P Chardonnay, holiday m&m’s and microwaved White Castle burgers enjoying The Life Aquatic on Christmas night in an empty theater in NJ after Dad went to bed. 2004.

It’s about time that Street Fighter got a movie as unhinged and cartoonishly outrageous as Mortal Kombat. 12-year-old me is screaming

Spotify’s top genre in 2025 is Laser Grunge

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

Ted Leo stopping by the guitar shop was a nice surprise today. Kinda a full-circle moment for me too; he used to shop in the GC in Totowa, NJ I worked at 20+ years ago. Cool guy and a great songwriter.

type of shit gay men married to women post

AI users have collectively fucked less than 10 minutes in their lives

Got our new dryer delivered today and a gas leak was discovered. Utility co. came out and fixed it but holy shit man, I am stressed out still and my body hasn’t stopped humming since 4 pm.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic

Mister President, are you there sir? Mister President, would you like a Hot Pocket? Sir?

Favorite weird NES game? Clash at Demonhead 5 ever

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Dinosaur Jr. The Walkmen Slowdive Stereolab Nada Surf

It would be so awesome if it happened during our holiday party while I’m filled to the brim with glögg

At this point in my life, having a Xmas party is the purest expression of the holiday. I don’t want/need anything as a present. The ultimate gift is having a bunch of people who are important to us hanging out in our house eating and drinking and getting weird.

steven (stephen???) miller drinks nail polish while screeching anti-immigrant slurs at youtube clips of Fievel Goes West

Going on Nextdoor dot com rules so hard. It’s like a super-racist Facebook. I also saw someone refer to a locksmith as a locktician.

Really quite nice that we’re joining some friends in Royal Oak for dinner/football tomorrow. My family is out east, and wife’s is down south, my ass isn’t traveling and I sure as hell ain’t cooking a huge meal for 2.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

Since this discourse is imminent in a couple weeks, I’m just gonna come out and say “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney is a banger. How are u gonna hate a silly ass Xmas song made with a goofy synth line written by one of modern history’s greatest melodicists? True hater shit.

Everybod’s on here fighting about pie. All pie rocks. Probably even those weird ass British ones. Full of blackbirds or whatever.

Me & the boys after 9-13 beers

A Halloweenie for you by me :-)

I hope my friends are good at being tortured because I am going to play Herb Alpert’s Xmas record at our holiday party on repeat

wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it