Bye i’ve died

Have yourself a wide Wednesday 🍛

is CTE from football not just shaken adult syndrome

a lil low angle tummy tuesday

Friendly reminder that heavy whipping cream is nearly 3x the calories per cent vs boost and is almost lactose free (as someone who is lactose intolerant and can handle 3 cups of it at a time). Stop giving nestle your money to overload you on vitamins and vegetable oil.

WAR IS OVER

If you see this we must insist you post a picture from your device without explanation

5 years and 70 lbs. later

Pov you get to 84% in silksong before realizing you locked yourself out of 100% so you have to replay it now

my favorite thing is when you cook a meal and it’s not good enough and youve spent basically what you wouldve spent on ordering pickup and also you have to clean the kitchen 3 times

Wait im stoned and dumb and forgot this part. Let's find the biggest guy on this app. Reskeet with a belly pic if you're heavier than me (404). Keep the chain going.

The scale stops at 404 so uh, 404?

Him large

Can't even reach the end of my belly with ease 🥵

If my feeder keeps feeding me like this I might get fat

"Where'd all this come from fatty?" I seriously can't get any work done with this man coming over to show me how proud he is that he ate 3 whole pizzas in one sitting. #superchub #gainer #grommr #wg #bellykink #gaybear #gaychub

is this anything

N*odlesandbe*f is unfortunately alive

I heard it’s Fat Guy Friday?

Softer.. Jigglier.. Bigger.. 🤤

i can’t stop hearing the hugh jackman twink in my head i think i’m actually going insane

Cutting off a cybertruck bc I know its software will let me

Damn that’s crazy, anyway I’m going to costco y’all want anything from the food court?

another sighting at a coffee shop. so we likely live near a murderer. That’s cool.

Ground wagyu is a scam!! The point is the marbling!! If you grind it all up and cook it, it just renders out!!

“Reskeets without permission will get you blocked” 1) how do you have enough time to go through your reskeets and cross reference a list of allowed reskeeters 2) seek help??

oh pwincess im hungwyyyy

saw n*odles n murder at the grocery store today and almost screamed

Marvel rivals devs:

Move is finally over, now I collapse for a day 😌

I don’t own a switch 2 nor the new dankey kang, yet all that plays in my head is that fuckass baby Pauline saying LOOK A BANANA

bloop

widesnesday

A hefty tummy tuesday

Feeling proud of my size. It’s time to get even bigger.

*riverdances in* everyone is mad at you *riverdances out*

white guy w dreads blasting eminem at this wendy’s drive thru so loudly people are having trouble ordering. I think im in hell?

Instagram suspended my gainer one permanently so rip i guess. Not gonna bother making another.

I hate that we've been pushed to this point, but we might be forced to leave Washington and move back to Oklahoma if we can't get this handled. Please, if you're able to help out, or even simply share this, that would make a tremendous difference for my wife and me.

What if more

“I asked AI to show me what I’d look like at 500”

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Me personally? I think it should be required by law to execute someone on the spot if they use their turn signal as they’re turning instead of before.

This reads like a threat

I really really need a bigger car

“Craving contact” girl you have several partners go interact with one of them???

Love watching decrepit boomers struggle to use a computer on a teams call and knowing they own a house that they bought for 6 sticks of gum because they could fog a mirror and got hired at a mcdonalds 50 years ago

Had no idea who buffet papi was before today, what a sack of shit