Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
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The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
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Writing commissions are open! $20 for every 1000 words I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine. No gore, 18+, consensual
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My sister got me Donkey Kong Bananza for my birthday and I did not expect to immediately lose three straight hours to the giddy thrill of smashing the absolute shit out of everything.
about 7 hours ago
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I AM ENBIRTHELED AGAIN
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AT LAST
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about 23 hours ago
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Learning that Sakaguchi's mother died by burning alive really recontextualizes the Sephiroth imagery in VII in an absolutely horrifying way
about 24 hours ago
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1 day ago
ushered in the new year at the strip club
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WHAT DO RACEHORSES EVEN PISS LIKE?!
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I SUCKED SHIT AT MY FIRST LIBRARY JOB AND I WAS MISERABLE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND THE DOUBLE SOLUTION WAS BOTH FOR ME TO GROW AS A PERSON BUT ALSO TO FIND AN ENVIRONMENT THAT WAS A BETTER FIT FOR ME THE EQUATION FOR YOUR HAPPINESS AND PRIDE IS MULTIFACETED DO YOUR BEST TO BE MINDFUL OF THAT
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I feel like the consensus is that Octopath's HD-2D style is not especially great and that does my heart a sadness 'cause maybe it's just Stockholm Syndrome (which isn't actually a real thing) but after a few hundred hours basking in these games I adore the aesthetic and hope they keep refining it!
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I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF MY WIFE AND MYSELF AND WE'RE FAT AS FUCK DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING BONES ABOUT IT AND TELL FOLKS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR FUCK OFF
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2025 SHOWED US AN AMERICAN WORLD WHERE ALL THAT MATTERED WAS VALUE AND WORTH AND EVERYONE AGREES THAT SHIT FUCKING SUCKED TAKE THE ENERGY YOU WERE GONNA SPEND SHIT TALKING YOURSELF AND START SHIT TALKING THE MOTHERFUCKERS WREAKING HAVOC ON THE WORLD SAY FUCK 'EM AND GIVE YOURSELF A BIG FUCK YEAH
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Like for fucking real you shouldn't be pissed off and grumpy all the time but Aristotle himself was like you gotta have some baseline anger in order to be properly virtuously balanced because otherwise you're permitting yourself to be a doormat and be diminished for tranquility and fuck that
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My wife made a spritzer to celebrate the New Years and I legitimately forgot how much of a lightweight I am because all it took was a single glass to get me completely off my tits and I wanna tell you that you should be angry and indignant way more often because you deserve better like fucking hell
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It's been over a month and I'm still fucking blown away by just how transformed the Dragon Quest II HD-2D Remake was. Taking an utterly nondescript party and rote story and adding so much depth and color to their portrayal, to such a degree that it rocketed up to the top of my DQ tier list.
1 day ago
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Shout out to the customer tonight who came right up to the counter and unflinchingly said he needed a βbig wide fattyβ
1 day ago
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2025 CAN CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY FAT FUCKING ASS 2026 HAS GOTTA BE THE YEAR
2 days ago
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WHY WOULD KUJA GIVE VIVI A DICK?! IT'S LIKE GIVING A ROCKET LAUNCHER A DICK
2 days ago
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I haven't played Final Fantasy IX since it first came out was there actually a scene where Zidane and Vivi whip their dicks out and piss together or am I being fucked with?!
2 days ago
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ANOTHER TALE IS PENNED A STORY OF A ROYAL COMING TO EMBRACE HIS OWN GLUTTONY AND THE WILY ENCOURAGER WHO HELPS HIM ALONG HIS PORTLY PATH FOR
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The King of Adiposia
A long, long time ago, in a simpler and less complicated age, there was a kingdom, known as Adiposia. It was a kingdom characterized by the bounties of its land, and by the prosperity of its people, w...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noxro3lQJSS1VjkY_hoE3iULOJ2nI85QFlvUkM04ST4/edit?usp=sharing
2 days ago
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Why the fuck do I suddenly have the urge to play I Am Setsuna
2 days ago
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I can't believe the new millennium is only a day and a half away
3 days ago
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Super Mario Bros. Wonder is a Soulslike
3 days ago
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Super Mario Bros. Wonder's obligatory final fuck-you level did have me screaming and swearing but as someone who's managed every single one of them dating back to Super Mario World it's at best in the middle for difficulty. Definitely no Champion's Road or Perfect Run, fuck those levels.
3 days ago
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A scant few days after I received it, Super Mario Bros. Wonder is done and dusted! It's a zippy little title but its presentation is absolutely top-notch - there's so much charm and delight to be found in all the lively, colorful animations, to say nothing of the Wonder Effects. (1/2)
3 days ago
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Nintendo explain yourself
4 days ago
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Someone at Nintendo realized how important it was to have Elephant Mario struggling to squeeze his fat fucking ass through doors and pipes and that person needs to direct the next Mario game
4 days ago
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I'm gonna be real Kirby Super Star is the only Kirby game I've ever played but Meta Knight's Revenge fucking rips. It makes me want to beat the shit out of everyone EVEN MORE THAN USUAL.
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Meta Knight's Revenge- Kirby Super Star Music Extended
YouTube video by ENDLAER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWckdX4LlE
4 days ago
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Icelandic Superchub Fjork
4 days ago
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WHY IS THERE A BADGE THAT MAKES YOU FUCKING INVISIBLE?!
4 days ago
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Canonically the most recent information we have on Emil is that he's been conscripted to the gacha mines of NieR: Re[in]carnation and forced to toil for an exploitative master and damn if that wasn't just a really on-the-nose analogy for Yoko Taro's ultimate fate after Automata
4 days ago
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LIT(ERATURE) BAYBEE
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5 months ago
Come dry me off I'll give ya a couple arms of belly deal?
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I have melted a giant brick of Velveeta down and added a can of spicy rotel. I have a large festive Sprite next to me and lime-tinted chips by my side. Nature is healing.
4 days ago
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Mario Wonder is so much fun. I wish Italians were real.
4 days ago
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CLIMB TO THE BEAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
5 days ago
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How the fuck is Sephiroth's hair so pretty Motherfucker lives in a cave at the edge of the world There is no shampoo His hair should look like a giant tangle of shit and piss
5 days ago
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DAPH AMONGST MONSTERS
5 days ago
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Why the fuck was the title theme so creepy I love this shit
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Zone Of The Enders OST - Title (The Origin)
YouTube video by GameMusicCentral
https://youtu.be/HlmoDCeu4bY?si=-ofkaLAUwpfR6o-v
6 days ago
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Anubis ZOE is fucking sick and hot
6 days ago
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I finally got Super Mario Bros. Wonder for Christmas and man Mario just feels so satisfying to control. I just love puppeteering this whimsical little Italian around. I want to make out with the elephant forms of the entire cast.
6 days ago
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FUCK YEAH
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6 days ago
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SNOOZY GORLS
6 days ago
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My family watched Blazing Saddles together before I went back home and when we got to the part where Taggart calls his crew a bunch of Kansas City Faggots literally everyone in the room turned to stare at me
6 days ago
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Final Fantasy XVII should have an optional funky cave with a fucked-up thing at the end and beating that thing gets you a sickass sword and summon and I feel like if they can do this they can also make the rest of the game pretty solid as well
7 days ago
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I AM HOME AT LAST
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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STUFFED LIKE A CHRISTMAS GOOSE
8 days ago
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Another year where I am once again banned from saying grace for Christmas dinner
8 days ago
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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9 days ago
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I got my brother-in-law The Quiet Man game for Christmas and I really cannot oversell just how much of an unholy train wreck it is and how much fun we're all going to have with it
9 days ago
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There is perhaps an unwise quantity of champagne and Olive Garden coursing through me right now
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