Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
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The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
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Writing commissions are open! $20 for every 1000 words I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine. No gore, 18+, consensual
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Custard is trying his best ๐โจ
about 5 hours ago
I wanted to draw Snoopy, but also wanted to draw Dragon Quest 3 fanart so I got two birds stoned at once
#myart
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FUCKING ZEBRA ASS POSTGAME
about 1 hour ago
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I honestly do not remember much of the actual campaign of Lost Odyssey but the Thousand Years of Dreams segments were so good that I'd happily pay full price for just them. The very first one is such a fucking haymaker, and they don't let up from there.
about 17 hours ago
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Also there is absolutely a trans flag fur color in Donkey Kong Bananza and I am rocking the shit out of that
about 17 hours ago
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The postgame challenges in Bananza probably aren't actually that demanding but between the relatively low difficulty of the main campaign and me being sick as fucking balls I have been struggling mightily with them
about 18 hours ago
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Viraz Vitalia The Gainer king
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now a new chair that will hopefully last longer
#gainerfeederism
#gainerbelly
#gainer
#superchub
#feedism
#fatfetish
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3 days ago
I'm pooped lol
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Oh they fucking delivered with the finale. That was incredible. Thank you Donkey Kong.
2 days ago
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FOR REAL BANANZA?!
2 days ago
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I have hit the part of being sick where Iโm just passed out in bed all day
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Cinnaminister
2 days ago
I had forgotten about Weird Mario I pray I may yet again forget about Weird Mario Spindly dude
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The Super Mario RPG remake made Mario a short stack and the Mario and Luigi games put him at average height which means we need a 4th Mario RPG spinoff to properly flesh out Weird Mario
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I do wanna get a badge at some point for when I eventually go to a con but it has to give me a huge attack buff at critical health
2 days ago
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What do you mean Donkey Kong canonically weighs 800 pounds
2 days ago
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Also I think it's really cool that the majority of the Bananza forms are 3D reimaginings of the old animal buddies and their purposes and the Zebra compensates for not being a call back by being so insanely caked-up that my wife felt the need to point it out
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I am like 500 bananas into Bananza and my thoughts on the antagonists: -Grumpy Kong: I have no strong feelings about him -Poppy Kong: She is really fun and pretty and I was more surprised than I should've been that her name wasn't actually Kunty Kong -Void Kong: Weird, tiny K. Rool ripoff?!
2 days ago
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Are Boos and Dry Bones related the same way Nobodies and Heartless are?
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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I admittedly play FFXIV pretty intermittently so I might just be out of the loop but were DDOS issues always this fucking prevalent? Trying to get my raid gear updated and I've had to fight the secret DC boss every single fucking week so far.
4 days ago
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Gotta meet a gainer named Tim so that I can be like This Is Timothy and This Is His Belly Tumothy
4 days ago
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WHY THE FUCK HAS THERE NOT BEEN A MARIO RPG THAT LETS YOU DRESS UP IN ALL THE DIFFERENT POWER UP SUITS?!
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Wait Donkey Kong Bananza is just The Last of Us Or Aliens Or Lone Wolf and Cub Or True Grit Or Terminator 2 Or The Walking Dead (by Telltale) Or
4 days ago
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MY WIFE IS FEELING SICK SO I HAD TO GO HOME EARLY
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Pear Bear
4 days ago
Letting it all hang for the First
#TummyTuesday
of 2026.
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Donkey Kong Bananza has done what even the fattest asses on here have never managed and made me want to smash around the clock
4 days ago
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Help. I canโt stop thinking about Donkey Kong.
4 days ago
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TODAY I REMEMBER NOT TO SHIRK AWAY FROM CHANGE AS IT PRESENTS ITSELF BUT INSTEAD TO RECOGNIZE IT PROPERLY AS NEW OPPORTUNITY I WILL STRIVE TO BE FLEXIBLE AND RESPONSIVE AND BETTER ABLE TO ADAPT TO SITUATIONS ACCORDINGLY
#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
4 days ago
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How the fuck does Pauline never lose her grip
5 days ago
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What did Sakaguchi mean when he gave your whip-wielding teacher the power of vore in Final Fantasy VIII
5 days ago
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TODAY I WAS WELCOMED WARMLY BACK TO THE LIBRARY AFTER OUR LONG HIATUS WHILE PATRONS WERE INDEED VERY RAMBUNCTIOUS THERE WAS ABUNDANT ENTHUSIASM FOR THE READINGS OF TODAY AND THE ACTIVITIES LOOMING AHEAD IN THE FUTURE
#EVENINGAFFIRMATION
5 days ago
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Are the Donkey Kong Country games on Switch any good? I played the Rare games back in their heyday and am utterly obsessed with Bananza now and I feel like I will have a might monkey itch to scratch by the time I wrap the latter
5 days ago
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SOUP IS JUST INGREDIENT WATER I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
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5 days ago
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YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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NieR: Replicant is so good actually
add a skeleton here at some point
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TODAY I REMEMBER TO CELEBRATE THE GOOD QUALITIES WITHIN MYSELF AS WELL AS OTHERS TO RECOGNIZE EVEN IN MOMENTS OF FRUSTRATION AND DOUBT THAT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MYSELF AND OTHERS WHO ARE MAKING EARNEST EFFORTS TO BE THEIR BEST SELVES AND SIMPLY NEED ENCOURAGEMENT
#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
5 days ago
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Tigburr @ Hell
6 days ago
Am I having a fever dream or is a government agency sharing ART I MADE FOR THEM I'M SCREAMING.
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Are the bosses in Donkey Kong Bananza supposed to be wads of toilet paper you just effortlessly rip to shreds?
6 days ago
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Bobby Schroeder
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I love this sad gay little weirdo
6 days ago
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I DARESAY THE COMBINED EFFORTS OF BOTH MEAT AND LIBRARY HAVE LEFT ME NOT ONLY PORKIER BUT ALSO BEEFIER
6 days ago
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Why was there a Dexter's Lab opera
6 days ago
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Thinking it would be really fucking neat to have a game where the central gameplay conceit is that you have an absolute fuckton of hit points but it's completely impossible to ever recover any once they're gone and so the whole thing becomes just constant rising tension Kinda like Dragon Quarter
7 days ago
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I appreciate Adam Automata giving a speech about how humanityโs true essence is hate and conflict in a way engineered to make most players decry it as trite anime bullshit, then in the back half of the game 9S is steeped in hate and conflict and feels way more human in the worst possible way
7 days ago
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My sister got me Donkey Kong Bananza for my birthday and I did not expect to immediately lose three straight hours to the giddy thrill of smashing the absolute shit out of everything.
8 days ago
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I AM ENBIRTHELED AGAIN
8 days ago
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AT LAST
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9 days ago
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Learning that Sakaguchi's mother died by burning alive really recontextualizes the Sephiroth imagery in VII in an absolutely horrifying way
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best sow in show ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐๐
9 days ago
ushered in the new year at the strip club
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WHAT DO RACEHORSES EVEN PISS LIKE?!
9 days ago
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I SUCKED SHIT AT MY FIRST LIBRARY JOB AND I WAS MISERABLE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND THE DOUBLE SOLUTION WAS BOTH FOR ME TO GROW AS A PERSON BUT ALSO TO FIND AN ENVIRONMENT THAT WAS A BETTER FIT FOR ME THE EQUATION FOR YOUR HAPPINESS AND PRIDE IS MULTIFACETED DO YOUR BEST TO BE MINDFUL OF THAT
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