Happy GAY month cuz i know y'all GAY n stuff... srsly happy pride munth tho 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🎵 Be who you areeee for your priiiiiddddeeeee 🎵

HAPPY PRIDE

TO HELL WITH THOSE WHO REFUSE TO LET US BE OURSELVES PRIDE IS HERE WRATH WILL FOLLOW

IT IS PRIDEMAS BE GAY DO CRIMES AND REMEMBER THE TREMENDOUS STRENGTH WE HAVE IN STANDING TOGETHER AND BEING OURSELVES

UKULELE IS GOING TO BE A BIT TRICKY MAYHAPS MY FINGERS ARE INDEED QUITE CLUMSY BUT I THINK WITH A TUNER AND EVENTUALLY A TEACHER I CAN FIND JOY IN THIS INSTRUMENT

THE CHIPTUNE AND DRUMS IS SUCH A GOOD COMBINATION THESE BEATS ARE SICK AS HELL

SMOKY QUARTZ' THEME IS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN?!

AAAAAAAHHHH I HAVE HAD THE SAME STUD PIERCINGS IN MY EARS FOR YEARS NOW THEY HAVE BEEN CUTE BUT NOW I FEEL UNDERWHELMED BY THEM I WANNA FIND SOMETHING MORE FUN AND LIVELY IT IS A TIME FOR AESTHETIC REINVENTION

oh soo like...?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SICK AND INJURED PEOPLE ON THE PITT?!

THEIR TIME IS NOW

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

The dick-toothed, snaggle-assed fucklechucks responsible for tonight’s shift have a standing invitation from now until the heat death of the universe to choke on the glorious entirety of my ass

FUCK THIS JOB THEY GETTING THE BARE MINIMUM FROM ME

ALL THE MIDSHIFTERS FUCKING CALLED OUT TODAY AN ENTIRE SHIFT BY MYSELF WITHOUT ANY BREAKS I HOPE THIS COMPANY EATS ITSELF ALIVE

Pig flexing into the weekend 💪🐷💪

MEAT DEPARTMENT JUST FUCKING FIRED EVERY MEMBER OF THE CLOSING SHIFT TEAM BUT ME?!

An evolution in costume and man. 2026’s costume will be coming soon! Anything you’d like to see?

SQUEESH

TO BATTLE

I'd eat the shit out of a deep-fried pizza. I'd eat the shit out of just about deep-fried anything.

THE PIGGU EXPERIENCE

Man you can barely see him hahaha it was a real good night huh @thebiggertexan.bsky.social

SWOOOOOORD

BEHOLD YON GLUT AND TUM

FACTS

Someone asked for a full frontal nude the other day but I have a headache and don't feel the best so here is a throwback Tummy Tuesday I require Tylenol and cuddles to recover

I could use some assistance

THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND GORE IN THE PITT I FORGOT HOW SQUEAMISH I AM WITH REAL HUMAN BEINGS AND NOT DIGITAL REPRESENTATIONS

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Oh this is about Witches’ Sabbath from NieR: Replicant

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STRETCHES ARE SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS SIZE AND I FOUND A ROUTINE EXPLICITLY DESIGNED FOR THE HEAVYSET AMONG US BUT FUCK IT I HAVE SWEATED AND GASPED AND MOANED THROUGH SO MUCH BESIDES THIS I SHALL RISE TO THIS CHALLENGE AS WELL

A LITTLE BOOST

Graduation day!

There's a presentation Yoko Taro does where he talks about the invisible lines that keep games from reaching their ultimate potential and the one that stuck with me the longest was his assertion that no one would ever pay full price for a transcendental experience that was six minutes long.

SHOWER TIEM

Leg day is less glamorous but it’s also arguably more importing for me as a gainer AND STILL GETTING THAT FAT FUCKING ASS

It’s time for tummy

Oh so that’s what the plus sign is for

TEACHING A NEW VOLUNTEER HOW TO SHELVE WAS TRULY JOYOUS

SPICY CHICKEN BAYBEE

ME AND BABY DAPH

LIVE AND LEARN IS SUCH A FUCKING EXCELLENT WORKOUT TRACK MY TITS BLAZE

Got funnel fed Now this boofer can't get his hands off me

so ONE of u (u know who u are) is getting aaallll weird abt my butt and how huge it is... it's not even THAT BIG!!!! d-dummy,,,, #bunnypics #bbw #ssbbw #gainer #feedee #chubby #belly #butt #ass

I AM NOW IN POSSESSION OF A UKULELE I MUST ADMIT THE THOUGHT OF LEARNING IT CONJURES UP A GREAT NERVOUSNESS WITHIN ME A GENUINE ANXIETY BUT I WILL LEARN HOW TO PLAY AND IT SHALL BRING ME SUCH SWEET AND SOFT DELIGHTS THIS I BELIEVE