"What the fuck man?" "Fuck you, motherfucker"

Hey, remind me what happened after the Roaring 20s?

The Pentagon has failed seven audits in a row and the DoD has confirmed nearly $11 billion in fraud in just 7 years. But the concern is the poorest Americans abusing the average $342 monthly alotment. foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-...

You can smell the flop sweat.

Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.

Oh, the irony.

¡Chinga La Migra! Chicago street vendors are being targeted by ICE & Border Patrol agents. As a result, many are staying home and not able to work. Preorder and $8 per shirt will go towards the Street Vendors Association of Chicago who offer financial assistance to vendors who stay home.

Our Chicago Alderperson shared two important graphics, including the SALUTE acronym. Other is how to differentiate the different badges officers wear. Yesterday they used a Cemetery as a base of command. Last week they used a Target parking garage.

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

Did the "10 games to get to know me" trend thing, and like, THIS IS HARD notably missing: Hades, Binding of Isaac, Animal Crossing, Ni No Kuni 😭

BREAKING: A former Illinois sheriff’s deputy was found guilty of murder on Oct. 29 in the fatal shooting of Sonya Massey, an unarmed Black woman whose killing sparked protests and an investigation into discrimination by the Department of Justice last year. Read more: bit.ly/43JMlUl

Patient Advocate Peter Morley's spoken up about this and I'm sure there's many others. If anyone has any others who've spoken, please feel free to link it here.

Putting aside everything else, this is a lie. Congress has set aside money specifically for SNAP to use during shutdowns, but USDA is refusing to allow SNAP to use those funds. The well isn’t dry, Republicans are standing at the top of the well blocking anyone from using it

How do you read a headline like this and still believe capitalism can be reformed?

signs like these are up all over Chicago cafes and storefronts (here, cafes in Brighton Park and Back of the Yards) warning ICE not to enter without a judicial warrant

every single democratic multimillionaire in congress should be on the streets, handing out truckloads of food that they’ve purchased to their constituents who need aid

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

🤘Logan Square

Aren't there like, 1.3 million active duty members of the military? Sooo... $100. Once.

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

Abolish ICE. Shame their agents wherever you see them.

Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!

Gonna go see Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein tonight!! I'm excited to be scare-roused with such an incredible cast.

Oh, so now Tesla is recalling cars for sudden loss of drive power? Because back in 2017 they were doing blatant stealth recalls for this, even as Toyota and Mercedes recalled Tesla drivetrains for the same thing. More on this in Ludicrous web.archive.org/web/20170602...

im always thinking there should be more places where building legos intersects with gambling and child predators

You need to see this… Just so we’re all clear on the gravity and historical significance of what Trump has done to the East Wing of the People’s House.

No one will ever believe this happened

Everything’s a cover up

“So you’re going to release the files then?” “Oh, heavens no.”

Chicago No Kings

The government’s social media channels are operated by incels, trolls, and YouTube commenters.

Kat’s campaign is an advertisement for contagious courage.

Hey everyone! Quick question: are these margins good? is Negative 220% good? If it helps the thing in question cost $50,000 and you need hundreds or thousands of them. Also the thing with negative 100% gross margins costs $1.9m, is that good? www.theinformation.com/articles/ora...

NEW: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. We reviewed the data, which includes phone numbers and sometimes residential addresses. “Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million],” the hackers said. www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

Bummer. How are these ICE goons going to have any fun?

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Portland Folks: if you're in town Saturday and want something to go to aside from the No Kings protest, or after, the Portland Defense Fund is holding a street fair on Clinton St in SE.

Gotta love... I was gonna make a sarcastic comment about people, but y'know what? You gotta love. 💖

That's the biggest tube of Mentos I've ever seen! It's bigger than my foot! It's $13! (That's pretty reasonable, considering the size)

BREAKING: A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration from laying off federal workers during the government shutdown. The judge granted a temporary restraining order blocking these mass firings, countering Russ Vought who is seeking to lay off 10,000 workers or more.

Going into work, expecting a hellscape. The Internet seems to be down, and our IT guy is not answering the phone.

I'm somewhat of an energy drinks connoisseur at this point. Very intriguing that finding a textured can of Ghost™️ promises a Notably better flavor than a smooth can.

Drunk, belligerent man on the train harassing this other dude. Stood like he was going to physically attack, and another passenger told him to stop and leave everyone alone. It worked. The guy left. The near-victim shook hands with the intervener. Fuck the CTA EMPLOYEE ignoring everything.

Any time my shitposts arent funny it's the microplastics fault

NEW on @indicator.media: I found 101 accounts impersonating Telemundo, Televisa, CNN and other media outlets spreading clickbaity falsehoods to millions on TikTok. The company took them all down after I reached out.

“There are only three good kings in America: Gayle, Stephen, and Burger.” #NoKings