Look, I'm no big city scientist, but even I can suspend my disbelief for Project Hail Mary, especially when the language issues and the timeline kind of isn't the point?! Also like, Rocky and Grace are BOTH geniuses? Obvs, one biology and one engineering, but I THINK THEYD PROBABLY FIGURE IT OUT

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

I'm on my way into work part 1 (the shop) and then have to be at work part 2 (baseball field) at 4:30 RIP Bozo (It's me 🤡)

Someone needs to pie her in the face just like Anita Bryant. This is just clown mentality. Guess where all the kids who need fostering/adoption come from? STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

One of several funny things about this is that the TV version is of course a much better-looking statue, because the people behind have talent and taste, which makes it hard for them to make something authentically tasteless even when they’re making a pretty ham-fisted show.

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

nature is healing (lesbians opening sports bars instead of Witchy Vibes Spaces)

if he were as smart as he thinks he is he’d know “i’m the only president who’s ever taken cognitive tests and oh btw they’re hard” is not something one says with cameras and microphones present

Good riddance.

Tremendous work here from @tristanl.ee, mapping oit more than 400 people in photos from the Epstein files, including 170 who haven't been reported on before decoherence.media/we-identifie...

Cruise Industry: Would you like to shit yourself to death and/or bleed out in a tiny plastic cabin? Americans: No Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls? Americans:

We are happy to share that Rodney Taylor has been freed! A big thank you to everyone who has called, emailed, written, and shown up to rallies in support of Rodney and his family. Help Rodney rebuild after ICE detention. Donate at bit.ly/HelpRodneyRebuild

A lot of older women at the May Day march in NYC were ABSOLUTELY OVER IT. (And yes, I asked if I could post her picture, and she laughed and said go for it.) #MayDayStrong #TaxTheMotherfuckinRich

I unfortunately have to side with Josh Barro on this

Historians will note this is exactly what millions of Americans wanted, no matter the consequences: to retaliate against the country for electing a Black President by putting a huge racist in the White House who would constantly refer to every Black person he doesn't like as "low IQ."

Abughazaleh: One of the most egregious aspects of this is Hegseth saying that this conflict that we started is ordained by God. Is bombing a school full of schoolgirls ordained by God?

My theory that the male Conservative ego is the most fragile existence in the universe remains unchallenged

Correlation does not equal causation, and coordination does not equal conspiracy.

Green Grapes Arthritis

Intermission at the #ChicagoSymphonyOrchestra at Joe Hisaishi conducting Hisaishi 🎵💖

What a night to be offline and then just quickly check in on The News

If you’re against DEI, you’re a segregationist and I’m tired of folks, for the sake of politeness and naïveté, pretending the discussion is anything but that.

Who are they and are they having a nice day?

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Dear White House correspondents, It's not too late to develop flu symptoms and decide that you should stay home and miss having dinner with fascists. Think about it. Sincerely, Mark

Lovely tribute. Nancy was an incredible public health scientist and mentor to so many in the field. She will be deeply missed. www.statnews.com/2026/04/25/n...

So you’re saying that a corrupt former president who abused the powers of his office can be charged, tried, and possibly even held accountable with a lengthy prison sentence? Tell me more.

“You’re getting dressed up so you can attend a fancy party and take a selfie with Mike Johnson? But with your platform as a journalist, you could skip this event in the name of the First Amendment!” “But I don’t want to skip this event. I want to get dressed up and take a selfie with Mike Johnson.”

Ugh What is wrong with men? It's always a dude playing their shitty music or videos out loud.

I have nothing to say about RFK Jr that won't get me banned or on a List.

While testifying last week, RFK Jr. dismissed Medicaid programs that pay families to care for disabled loved ones as “rife with fraud” and claimed that they pay people to complete menial tasks they “used to do as family members for free.” Disability rights advocates & family caregivers are furious.

There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Bars

"I can tell that the Woke 2™️ tide is rolling in and desperately need to try and cover up how aggressively transphobic I have been for most of a decade"

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

youtu.be/QURZl3WxYVk?... Currently listening to:

At the time the $7.25 national minimum wage was set, a pound of ground beef cost about $2.20 per pound, meaning one hour of work could purchase more than three pounds of beef — enough to make a dinner or two for a family of four. Now, it can barely cover one.

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

Initially, the judge said the videos should be taken down as they could cause "reputational harm." Now, she's walked it back. It's a win for the "First Amendment," the plaintiffs say. www.404media.co/judge-allows...

Details on the death of OpenAI's Sora: • Video generator was losing ~$1M per day • Disney execs found out about the shutdown less than an hour before it was announced • Disney is now in talks with over a dozen companies to implement AI • The Sora team is shifting focus to things like robotics

Ughh at least I was able to do my trip and come back before becoming Down With The Sickness 😷

My whole body hurts.

just a reminder that Trump rapes children

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

police lie, and have no duty to protect you

He shouldn't be proud of the multiple dementia tests