Maybe it’s time to delete this app.

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I was just reminded of the time I saw a man walk into an Apple Store, shout “Hey Siri, play All Star by Smashmouth”, and leave cackling.

this, it must be noted, has been a bipartisan endeavor on the Court; McDonnell was a unanimous opinion

@codahale.com you’re not going to believe this

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look i know a lot of millennials have been denied the traditional markers of adulthood and have received a sort of endless childhood of consumption as a consolation prize but wanting teens or people in their early 20s to admire you is deeply embarrassing

Mayor Ras Baraka has also been released. pix11.com/news/local-n...

Alina Habba tells Fox News that Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was arrested and is being held in a secret location right now. Martha MacCallum: "Where is he being held?" Habba: 'I'm not going to speak to that right now. He's obviously in New Jersey."

this guy hates this country, its laws and its traditions

Trying to figure out how to think about having worked on a platform the Pope used. A Poster Pope.

I would love to understand how and why airplanes just started falling off of aircraft carriers. I feel that Pete Hegseth is involved somehow.

not right now North Korea

I got the best teaching evals of my career for a large course last semester— along with three teaching awards— after rebuilding my intro class around in-class handwritten essays. I simply do not believe that this is unsolvable or that students don't care about actually learning to do their work.

“Fiona Apple has a new song about pretrial detention” is something for which I’m in the middle of the Venn diagram: youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?...

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He has determined that experience is a signed integer lmfao

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I’ve seen so many attempts to explain exactly why this is but the only explanatory framework that works is that the media has an extremely strong conservative bias

David Adelman is about to be the only coach in NBA history with more playoff wins than regular-season wins.

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Jaw

wait, in the *palantir alum slack*

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I did not believe this pic was actually real, but it is in fact a real photo on the Reuters wire www.reutersconnect.com/item/us-nati...

Hakeem Jeffries: egg? Medicaid? buh? Jan from Montpelier (71, retired banker): As He Died To Make Men Holy, Let Us Die To Make Men Free

BREAKING: A judge has ordered the immediate release of Mohsen Mahdawi, a Columbia student detained amid Trump administration crackdown on pro-Palestinian activists. @liz_crampton was in the Vermont courthouse where the decision just camedown. Details TK

“It’s Dillon Brooks time” – Dillon Brooks

Living on Division for years this little plaza was great and the city needs a dozen more. Absolute brain dead decisions by #pdx gov to get rid of it. Particularly when we need businesses to succeed and can't afford to maintain the roads we have bikeportland.org/2025/04/28/s...

Milwaukee Bucks star Damian Lillard will not return tonight against the Indiana Pacers, league sources tell me. Injury potentially severe.

Really hope that Damian Lillard isn’t what it appeared to be

This isn’t true for either country?

We put the worst stereotype of the overconfident software engineer in charge of the most important parts of the government.

Good question! No it is not.

My favorite MAGA argument right now is, "If we give everyone due process, we'll never be able to deport 12 million people." True! Also true: If we give everyone due process, we'll never be able to kill all left-handed people. If your plan requires suspension of due process, your plan is bad!

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I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

OH: We made a website so resilient it can survive being run by the dumbest people in the world.

This is ominous. I can’t see a single ship coming into or going out of the Golden Gate.

(NYT) - Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...

Listen, we bought a bookstore.

David Brooks wrote “We have nothing to lose but our chains” in the New York Times. What a time to be alive.

fame, recognition and political power are all sitting there, waiting for democrats to take advantage of the moment!

i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Not right now aliens. We’re going through it at the moment can you come back later