As an Autistic person who knows that Autistic people socialize differently than Allistic peers I have intrinsic trepidation regarding any system that attempts to globally algorithm interaction.

Remember THAT “I Am Autism” commercial? So easily mistaken for horror movie, we made our own version for our Halloween audio sketch show! Listen to the full sketch - and show - by searching for The Daily Tism News on your favourite podcast platform or clicking here: linktr.ee/tdtnews

Oh my gosh! I time travelled!!! Time travel is real!!!

My gf said the animal noises I make are cute. I got that tism rizz.

No, Human. ICE is illegal.

An autistic teenager who had a bucket of pigs’ blood dumped onto her at her high school prom has reportedly had far worse – even just today.

My parents also told me to keep everything. Upon my death, I wish for all of it to be buried in a time capsule. Let future archaeologists sort out my paper crap chaos.

Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday life by plotting against family members (blocking her mum on WhatsApp), indulging in raucous bacchanals (drinking Lucozade before bed) and feeding animal sacrifices to the lions (treating her cats to leftover chicken).

The ultimate meme does not exi....

Since it's Halloween month, I'm gonna watch YouTube videos about old autism speaks ads. Creepy as fuck.

Fleas are cuter than grubs

Just now realizing that RFK Jr. and Sauron both famously go around shirtless. (yes I know @theonion.com is satire ... satire often uses fictional humor to point out an observed fact) Of the two though ... only Sauron is a Physician and Geneticist.

@autismsupsoc.bsky.social called my gf a demisexual. Her answer: "Nah, i can have sex with people I'm not close with. It just tends to suck a lot."

"It is important to recognize that just as short skirts do not cause rape, being openly Autistic is not an invitation for others to abuse or take advantage of a person." 🫠 The article also touches on non-monogamy. This is in reference to ETHICAL non-monogamy. Meaning ALL parties openly consent.

What I need NTs to understand about Autistic "child like" neuro traits is that I'm not a child. My brain simply has remnants of neurological structures that developed when I was a child. These will stay forever. So, yes, I have an irrational fear of a monster under my bed. I know it's irrational.

This is the most accurate description I've ever seen. That's exactly what it's like.

I'm a neurotypical. Also, I'm now a cis heterosexual.

@autismsupsoc.bsky.social so, two days ago, someone Said to me "well, autism is just another personality disorder." It sounds a lot like one of the casual silly things people say about autism, but one I've never heard before. I thought I'd share it with you, because you might have thoughts about it

Fuffles wisdom of the week: You were in your mom, longer than your dad ever was.

Yuichi Suzuki, 48, has added “make copy of haunted video” to his to-do list, but has conceded it’s unlikely he’ll remember he made a list at all.

I have a website that I suck at promoting you can signup for free to read all my comics in an easier to read format. You can also subscribe to get early access to the newest pages of all the comics, or cash in pledges for art etc. squiggles.ikklespace.net If thats something you're interested in.

It’s wild that the best voice actor to ever play the Joker had “Arkham” in the middle of his name … and that I have not noticed this for decades … How … funny …

"Be patient. I am autistic"

Making visual art is a really weird process when you got dyspraxia and have anxiety about every single brush/ pencil stroke.

Trying to see something.... If I offered to draw your fursona, would you want that?

Kinda getting tired of this world. I just need some kind of indication that things won't just get continually incrementally worse forever.

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Open world games like silk song are an adhd trap.

This is a reoccurring question within the autism community. Now, there isn't a one size fits all approach to this, but my recommendation is to create a sensory rooms with nice lights, gentle music, pleasant smells, plushies, and to lay your agitated ass to rest in there until you feel tingling.

Help. There is a black out happening here. What do I do now?

Starting to think that I'm into souls like games, because overcoming adversity has become such an intrinsic theme of my life, I even need it in my spare time activities.

Book 3 of Shine has gone off to the lovely publisher folk. Pretty exciting. If you haven't got book 1 or 2 you can get them over here www.bewere.net/order.php?s=...

For the disabled community who might have challenges processing @emilyoram.bsky.social’s post: Emily has shared a video of a LEGO build by @jkbrickworks.com showing the assembly & demonstration of a kinetic sculpture that recreates the classic “Homer backs into bushes” meme.

JKR is so oblivious to fantasy lore, she misclassified sorcerers as wizards. There is not a single wizard in any of the Harry potter books. They're all sorcerers.

I'm totally obsessing over hornet... haven't been this much into a character since MLP was big...

Experts Warn Preventable Deaths Will Persist Without Improved NHS Accessibility for Autistic People A recent groundbreaking study reveals that systemic barriers within the UK’s National Health Service (NHS) are severely impeding access to crucial mental health support for autistic individuals…

Pregnant people are body builders, because they're literally building a body inside their body. 🤔

Dysphoria hitting hard, because ex partner told me they were never really into girls. Why did I have an intimate relationship with someone who doesn't want a woman? Why? Did they never see me as a girl or did they conflate friendship with love? I'm confused.

Finally finished one of the 20 paintings I started. (AuDHD is so cursed) Inside you there is two wolves. One is a puppygirl and the other is a dragon. Oh yeah. And it glows in the dark, because why wouldn't it? 🙃

I remember when I was younger, I had this intense fear of people who knew one of my masks meeting with other people who knew a different mask. Because... I don't know... it felt like... terrifying that they would see other aspects of me, I guess.

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two losing the One Ring on the way to Mordor:

My headvoices going crazy when I'm just trying to watch Wednesday. "How are Enid's nails painted all the way when she extends them?" "It doesn't matter" "It makes no sense though." "It doesn't need to make sense." "But" "Shut up, I missed the last 3 scenes already with all your yapping"

The autistic gal I'm dating and I, recently had a game of activity-chicken. Going outside on weekends. Then she said "sorry, I think this is getting too much for me" My response "oh thank God. I was getting scared to overexhaust myself"

NTs infantilising autistic people and nobody bats an eye. One little Autistic age regressor fully embracing it and playing along with the infantilisation and asking those NTs for a diaper change and breast feeding and everybody loses their minds.

My brain was like "how did bed bugs evolve, if beds are a fairly recent human invention?" And now I know that they lived in caves and fed on bats before the first cave people existed. Which means they used to be bat bugs before they became bed bugs.

Autistic person who is inside a sensory room for the first time in their mid 20s. Then discovers they can't stop crying and are close to meltdown when it's time to leave and that adult autistics can also still flop just like Autistic children. Kinda precious, tbh.