need someone to play with my hair and call me handsome alternatively they could beat me unconscious with a frying pan

semi-regular reminder that Saint Patrick was a Bretonic Roman charlatan, heretic, and genocidist who hunted the celtic pagan druids to near extinction. Snakes were often used as marks of office for druids as symbols of wisdom and authority. Saint Patrick "drove the snakes from Ireland" by genocide.

single white male looking for someone who will endure me poorly singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" and "London Bridge" at every wedding we go to

This one is really giving #edgeofeternities vibes, but it's my take on the Bear flag. Keep your eyes out for some spacier color pallette rings in the future though. #magicthegathering #mtg #magic #alter #Alterist #bear #cardalter #artist #acrylic #paint #solring

also hi bsky it's been a minute i paint warhammer now

this is your regular reminder that as terrifying as your lore universe is a space marine in any mark of power armor except the Gravis config of Mark X and any terminator plate can run at 40mph for sustained periods of time master chief would get pulped i hate to say it

50 years old, harvard and university of london, btw

for no reason in particular i’m thinking about the fact that ~1/3 of california’s firefighters are incarcerated individuals making slave wages. also thinking about the fact that in november california voted against an end to forced labor in prisons.

Having a history of domestic violence and misogyny is a much more reliable predictor for committing an act of terror than having a military background The military doesn't have a monopoly on hate, which is a lesson we should have learned during GamerGate. But apparently we didn't

You could stick a thousand divorced men in a divorced man compression machine and still not make a guy as divorced as Elon musk

We got French toast sticks, Redbull, AND TARKOV DROPS BABYYYYYY! Drops now have FIR status so be sure to tune in and get some goodies! Lurks & tabs appreciated 🫶🏼🥰 Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

Early morning reminder that the resist accounts and the networks of Blue anon accounts are not here to help in any meaningful way. They are here to stifle dissent and attack Anyone who is critical of the Democratic Party. It’s a pacification mechanism, not a resistance to fascism mechanism

thinking the people that celebrate the death of one of the most insidious and evil CEOs were all trump supporting women is genuinely insane and funny because of how out of touch it is

due to inflation, you now have to hawk threeah

Breakfast and Watchers for Day 5 before I hit the gym! Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

We got some lofi music, Words on Stream, and breakfast. Come chat & start your day with us. 🥰 Subathon day 2 with 46.5 hours on the clock lol Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

Dude lmao

😭🫶🏼 I’m so humbled by all the love, kind words, & generosity so many Pocket Amigos have shown. We have our tattoo livestream with Sandy tomorrow evening, baking Thursday, & a Jack Skellington cosplay for Friday the 13th. 🤗 #cosplayer #twitch #streamer

HEY EVERYONE IF YOU WANNA WATCH ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS BE HER GOOFY LOVELY CHAOTIC SELF AND ALSO WIN COOL STUFF AND MAYBE MAKE HER SUFFER A LITTLE BIT FOR ENTERTAINMENT 10AM MST, 12 NOON EST, 5PM UTC TWITCH.TV/DARLINSINCEREST BE THERE OR YOUR MOM'S A HOE

Co-working then trying Rocket League for the first time 🫡😭 Come vibe. Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

Finalizing the giveaway items for the Stream-a-thon and I’m so freaking excited to share with you guys!!! We’ve got some @littlegamercc.bsky.social , @therogueenergy.bsky.social , AND Technisport in addition to some art by me and some of my merch 🤭 SEE YOU SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 7th 10AM MT.

A reminder: YOU didn’t fail your parents. Your parents held rigid expectations and never adjusted them even when it was clear they didn’t fit you. Children grow in all directions. It’s not your fault if your parents weren’t prepared to grow with you.

WET WORK IS REAL WORK TOO

just need a ride or die babe who can throw it back while arguing about the validity of Kant's categorical imperative (it isn't valid)

i'm bored but also refuse to download dating apps so i guess i'll start endlessly shitposting again

It’s crimmus tree time. Let’s decorate for the holidays & maybe do a lil craftin’ 🎄 Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

It says something about the history of photography and the practices engaged in by photography editors that more of us haven't seen the full context of the landscape around Mount Rushmore.

joe biden pardon my student loans while ur at it

"Is Asking the Democratic Party to Offer More than a Stopgap Against the Steady March Towards a Conservative Dystopia Sinking Electoral Chances?" At some point, to meaningfully criticize progressive viewpoints you have to actually engage with them. www.vox.com/politics/388...

inconsistency is the thing that i think bothers me the most with people and i'm not talking small inconsistencies - to err is to be human after all it's major swings in attitude and interactions on a week to week basis. that shit i cannot tolerate for any period of time.

james comey matching suit to the curtains, just call that comeyflage

Well friction causes heat, therefore stroking it contributes to global warming

my favorite 40k subfaction is finally getting a non-Forgeworld release which means I will finally achieve another step towards becoming an Archnerd

12.7.2024 1000 MT 24+ hours of chaos, giveaways, & challenges. See you there, Pocket Amigos. 😈

friends send friends lewds to be used as phone backgrounds 👀👀

Dude faked his own death to run off to Eastern Europe, abandoning his wife and kids, then sent the cops a proof of life video three month laters. True shitbag legend.

Doing my makeup first then we will decide what to do today ☺️ Games? Resin art? Painting? A new set of nails? Come help us decide. Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest #nyxcosmetics

BlueSky deserves the sneak peek too! Stickers launching on Friday. ✨

Looking to upgrade your office space with a new chair??? What better time than during Technisport BFCM sale? 🤭 get up to 50% off before the sale ends December 2nd! Use code pocketamigos to save an additional 10% on top 🤗 technisportusa.com

Probably the best photo I’ll ever take and of course it’s of Pittsburgh.

Cori is one of our incredible founding ambassadors. We’re so lucky to have her representing our brand. Do the people of BlueSky want to me the others?? 👀

We’re introducing our incredible ambassadors to BlueSky! @astrahtv.bsky.social is a longtime customer and an excellent variety streamer on Twitch. Her streams have a welcoming, warm vibe with a little bit of chaos. ✨

Lil day stream ☺️🫶🏼 Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

she till going strong

Love your hat. 🥹

Co-working stream for this fine Monday evening. Come body double with me. ☺️ Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

MIRKO CAKE BOSS Baking & decorating/organizing my new stream setup 🐰🍰 Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

they need to invent a way to be less persistently horny