Major news: Donald Trump is suing the IRS for $10 billion taxpayer dollars. This is the biggest corruption scheme to date. Why? Guess who represents the IRS: the government Trump runs. He is about to potentially settle for a lot of your money. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1uK...

What an absolute delight

Incredible

Has anyone noticed how the Melania movie title looks like the old generic chip bags? This is how you know people are wealthy. They purposefully make stuff look simple and cheap because they think it’s chic. 🤣🤣

Tommy Tuberville would go for it on 4th and 5 every time.

Do cats grow overnight because I’m pretty sure she doubled in size overnight.

Maeve has forsaken her kitty fountain to drink exclusively from Mack’s water bowl. She also got caught eating his food today. I’m shocked Mack allowed it.

I’m surprised to not see more Vince McMahon or WWE on this list. Every single thing people like to cancel has been done by WWE/Vince, including cozying up to Trump, Saudi money, degradation of women for profit, prostitution, union busting… name something. WWE was, or is, involved.

Bruce Springsteen doesn’t miss. Just give him the Grammy now. We need more artists out here doing the same thing. Just a great song. open.spotify.com/track/6AtgHx...

Maeve had an outing today. She went to the vet for a check up. She was nervous about it, but she trusted us to take good care of her. After a month of being part of our family, that’s about the best outcome I could ask for. There was no hissing, no crying, no struggles or scuffing. She did great.

Please enjoy all 17 minutes of this video of Chantal Heide teaching men (and really everyone) how to accept feedback and take responsibility for their actions. If you need help self-reflecting, this one is for you. www.instagram.com/reel/DTmXUxn...

OMG A SNOW PLOW HAPPY DAYS!!!

Who Killed WCW?

Beaver County Humane Society rescued 23 dogs from a fighting ring a few days ago. TWENTY-THREE and it’s putting a lot of stress on their resources. Please take some time to read their story and donate if you can to help support these animals! www.instagram.com/p/DUCCQDljDX...

Did you miss my hot take on the coming Saturn-Neptune conjunction? It’s not too late to see how it fits into your dinner party plans or your online dating profile. Here’s my free to read client demo. 👇🏻 open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

My kid and I are going to build the cat a big cardboard castle to put in his room. He requested a wall cat scratcher that looks like starry night (but with cats).

Queen of Pentacles is the earth mother, the Italian grandma that makes sure you’ve eaten and have some to take with you then slips you $100 when no one’s looking. She’s grounding and wise but will tell you a thing or two about what you’re doing wrong. She’s solid, maternal, practical, and reliable.

Excuse me.

Did you miss my hot take on the coming Saturn-Neptune conjunction? It’s not too late to see how it fits into your dinner party plans or your online dating profile. Here’s my free to read client demo. 👇🏻 open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

There’s been no trucks in Beechview, home of the steepest road in the US, for 48 hours, so neighbors have taken to digging themselves out instead of risking missing another day at work. I asked @coreyoconnorpa.bsky.social for an ETA and 311 was contacted last night. No response and no trucks.

ICE will be at the Super Bowl to conduct operations. youtube.com/shorts/LEjUE...

My sinuses have had it

The Adventures of Mack and Maeve. Mack has refused to eat his meals in his normal spot because he has witnessed Maeve getting them hand delivered to her twice a day. I’ve always called him my biggest baby and his attitude of “Why does she get room service and I don’t?” proves it.

For someone who said I wasn’t going to publish anything any time soon, I sure did publish something real quick when a Bestie asked for help. Here’s my hottest takes on next month’s Saturn-Neptune conjunction plus how it applies to a natal chart. open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

I was just thinking about this.

Oh cool. It only took a bunch of people being murdered in the streets. This is so fucking embarrassing.

John Fetterman is a coward. Dave McCormick is no better but we need to get this phony out of office ASAP. What kind of leader campaigns on a platform calling Trump a jagoff just to bend the knee as soon as he gets to Washington. Get lost, Fetterman. I am ashamed to have supported him.

Such a bullshit answer lol. Donald Trump has never committed to anything in his entire life except murder but even then he hires someone else to do it. Who takes this man seriously? Show yourself so I can make fun of you.

In a row?

For someone who said I wasn’t going to publish anything any time soon, I sure did publish something real quick when a Bestie asked for help. Here’s my hottest takes on next month’s Saturn-Neptune conjunction plus how it applies to a natal chart. open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

I feel like a lot of people complaining about snow plows didn’t really get the memo on what being snowed in means. Like… the heavy snow stopped less than 12 hours ago. How long do you think it takes unearth an entire city?

"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND." -GEORGE ORWELL, 1984

My 11-year-old son calls them ICEholes.

Dude, you’re outmatched here, Ok? Go fuck with someone who hasn’t been on the internet since the mid90s. I can out-troll your miserable Busch-league, wannabe ass without even needing to get creative. You won’t get anywhere except butthurt with me.

It is WILD how people have truly forgotten the 90s altogether. Like yes… there was some seriously weird shit going on but Bill Clinton wasn’t the monster Newt Gingrich painted him as. He got his dick sucked in the Oval Office and that was his scandal. Trump is murdering people. Figure it out!

Get in the now. Your whataboutism is so 10 years ago.

I like how he’s all “give me some space, it’s one of me and 30 of you” or something like that, like he didn’t choose this life lol.

It is exhausting seeing people finally come to their senses and see Trump for the con man he’s always been… but then have to write 2000 word essays on the topic. The guy is a con man. That’s 2 words. Con. Man. That’s it. It’s that simple. Don’t overthink it.

Don’t let this get around. Some very fierce kittens have reputations to protect.

America’s dad

Bro can run but he can’t hide.

The snowfall has finally stopped in Pittsburgh. Over 50 trucks will be on the 10 PM-6AM shift after one of the largest single day snow totals in decades. Crews will be working to dig out from this storm & salt as cold temperatures move in. Latest here: pittsburghpa.gov

What’s truly jarring is that 10 years after she ran for president, people are still out here dunking on a woman and demanding she go knit a sweater in a rocking chair or whatever.

Tim Walz is a man that more men should aspire to be like, but are far too cowardly to even try.

THREAD: 404 Media has been covering ICE and the technology they've been using to surveil and raid "targets", detain people based on a flawed facial recognition app, and lie about violence on the streets. They have established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

Chronicles of Maeve, day ??? Went on assignment to my office and came back to check in with a trill. I asked her what she found out and she meowed and left again. Now she has zoomies so whatever she found must have been pretty good. “Stand by, Mother. Developing situation.”

Mirror-imaging. They could never imagine putting themselves on the line for another person or their community (remember JD Vance's theory of love, that it extends only to your family and no one else?) and they know any "resistance" on their end would be purely transactional - so they assume the same

This is extortion. Trump and his gang of fools are crooks and always have been.

Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota: