Eyes on Quantico on 9/30.

What we’re seeing isn’t very complicated. Trump is summoning his generals to Quantico to pledge fealty like he’s King of the North. Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

I told you guys to follow Max Velocity on YouTube!! youtu.be/yHLdxxYPhp8?...

What we’re seeing isn’t very complicated. Trump is summoning his generals to Quantico to pledge fealty like he’s King of the North. Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

Hopefully, they’ve fixed the graphite tips on the control rods of the RBMK reactor models. #Azed5

The white folk aren’t ok.

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

I think a certain White House has behaved in a similar way when trying to prevent talk of sexual assault. How weird. It’s almost like men are just allowed to get on with their lives while getting indignant whenever anyone mentions things they should be held accountable for.

Idk… This GOP has been SO GOOD about keeping their promises so it could work out.

I feel like this is a good time to revisit the night that a black woman destroyed Donald Trump on a debate stage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOg...

Why did this kid at Carrick yesterday attack 3 other kids in the school hallway? Seems like the news covers everything except why the event took place. It's sure to mention the police and that the kid used a knife, but why? And why did the district allow events to escalate to that point?

Lawrence O'Donnell has adopted Stephen Colbert's "The Word" format. This is Trump's America in 2025.

We’ve successfully gone from “I’ll release the Epstein Files” to “I don’t think you understand that fkg kids at my friend’s house was just what people did in the 90s.”

Paul Skenes’ evening is done after six scoreless frames. He will finish with a 1.97 ERA, the lowest for a Pirate starter in the Live Ball Era. You have to go back to Wilbur Cooper in 1916 to find someone with a lower ERA than that.

For a bunch of people who can’t take a joke, they’re relying on their sense of humor too much.

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

It was JKF who said, “I am a jelly donut.”

If you’re a woman in Trump’s America, you should get Kamala Harris’ book. You need the pep talk.

Angela Merkel telling Kamala Harris, “Don’t you ever let them make you cry,” is the most beautiful moment in world history.

Who’s the snowflake now?

Hey, Pennsylvania, did you know your vote was manipulated, and the candidate that won the state wasn't the one that voters chose? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nus...

A good way to gauge Democrats of the past, the present, and the future is to ask their opinion of Kamala Harris' book. Kamala's book isn't a "tell-all" so much as it's her speaking authentically. If DC folks didn't wanna be caught riding dirty, they shouldn't have rolled around in blow.

I personally like Pittsburgh's flag, but this is some fun food for thought via today's @pghcitypaper.com:

CLIP: “Figuring out ways to love my neighbor became so hard as a Republican.” Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey — and the “tone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away. Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...

This image should win an award.

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

Jimmy Kimmel for America’s Dad

My favorite part of this escalator thing with Trump today at the UN is how Melania and Trump both look around as if to say, "What should I do?" Like they literally just stand there and have to think about how to adapt to the moment. God forbid we use the stairs or our brains, folks.

Oh, because he’s pReSiDeNt we’re gonna be serious about it but “Ma’am the weirdo across the street staring at your home with a gun in his hand hasn’t actually done anything yet so…” www.npr.org/2025/09/23/n...

I'm revisiting @kiraryberg.bsky.social's 36 Decans Guidebook. So, Venus rules the Great Conjunction in my 1st house of Libra from the first decan of Pisces--which is co-ruled by Jupiter-Saturn with my ASC and natal Pluto in Libra III, ruled by Jupiter & Mercury.

Read my analysis here: open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

On Sept 19, I published my analysis of how the Sept 21 eclipse would affect Trump’s natal chart and how we would witness it. If you’re watching Trump’s UN speech today, you are watching the evidence of this unfolding in real time.

ABC has put Kimmel back on the air but Sinclair refuses to budge. Consumer Rules lead our free market. Use them wisely.

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

Tylenol is a brand by Johnson & Johnson, right? I wonder if this fake info from RFK Jr warrants a lawsuit? Hmm 🤔

"you're watching the sinclair network"

Here's the soundtrack to your next emotional breakdown. open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

In the wise words of Zack de la Rocha. “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.”

Scorpio’s just a ferocious lil guy begging for a fight it can run away from.

The more I try to remove myself from the thought, the more I’m drawn to it: The right was jealous that the civil rights movement had a martyr in MLK so they made their own. That’s all there is to it. They were just mad that they couldn’t whataboutism MLK.

If last week was a doozy (and it was), this week is when the clean up starts (and if you’ve seen Glendale, AZ post Charlie Kirk memorial you know it’s needed). Find out what it means for you and your life here: open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

I would love to hear some youth group hot takes on how the rapture works.

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

The US is not one or two election cycles away from being OK even if they’re blowouts.

Next week’s astrology is UNHINGED 🌹💀 The pressure to play nice is at an all-time high. Find out how it affects you by reading my Week Ahead Forecast now. open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Dude. @fetterman.senate.gov please don’t fk with my healthcare or anyone else’s. You have GOT to do the job we sent you there to do. Come on.