How does one fence the crown jewels of france? Asking for a friend

Reminder that I'll be live on Chaturbate tonight!

In college I decided to stop wearing tshirts with brands or logos because I felt like being a free billboard was demeaning. I dunno if I still feel that way but I still don’t have any for whatever reason.

This should go without saying but protests are not photo ops and they shouldn't be used as photo ops. This can endanger people particularly the marginalized

“Unpaid domestic servitude.” So… slaves. You’re saying they had slaves.

Someone in my camshow chat said I look like Mia Khalifa, a VERY busty, brown, Lebanese cis woman and I just have to assume that the only thing registering in his brain was: naked woman wearing large frame glasses.

The venn diagram between cybertruck therapist guy and the type of guy who won’t gender you correctly because he thinks it’s encouraging a delusion is a circle.

Well, as black and brown people have been doing in the face of these challenges for decades , you adjust and adapt. You try to tell people that it’s coming, but you can’t force a hand that is made against you. You can just hope people with more privilege and resources don’t accidentally kill you.

So Jon Favreau guested on Panic World this week and hearing him say that neither Ron Paul’s 2008 internet popularity nor 2014’s Gamergate shitshow were on his radar at the time kinda perfectly illustrates why the Democratic establishment has been utterly lost without Obama’s charisma to carry them.

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

My retirement dream is to be the old caretaker of a chapel. It’s filled with scriptures and stories from all the world’s faiths, canonical and heretical texts, and banned books. Sunday mornings we have gnostic mass. Evenings it’s a magic ritual space. During the week we feed the local homeless.

couple a cajun dancin’ transbians

are sex workers "too expensive" or are you just not placing proper value on the services/products/labor that sex workers provide?

Alex: “Cosmic brownies are mid as fuck. It’s DingDongs or NOTHIN”

I’ve been pretty proud of my recent several Chaturbate shows. I think reliably sticking to Tuesdays and Saturdays has been really successful so far. Compilation will be on sale soon-ish.

As awful and dangerous as the fascists are, nothing boils my blood like a smug, NPR listening, blue state shit lib writing off the entire south as a lost cause.

I made this like three years ago and never did anything like it ever again.

The AI cult is just naked misanthropy.

The posting drive is just the death drive in groucho marx mustache glasses

Very happy for Taylor Swift and her enormous dick

Bluesky’s staff does a great job in making me feel good about not putting a lot of effort into Bluesky

Catch me every Tuesday and Saturday on Chaturbate.

Trying to convince myself that I want to cam tonight

I am glad to see the democrats show some backbone for once, but also I feel like resolving these shutdowns kinda requires an opposing side that doesn’t get raging hard ons at the idea of people suffering.

Patiently explaining that a 4:30 alarm doesn’t mean I want to get up at 4:30, it means I want to snooze and whine about getting up for half an hour before actually getting up at 5

Artist renderings of said sexier mice:

One of my most treasured possessions. I got it at a library sale and I’ve never owned a bookshelf big enough to display it properly

I swear I’m going to get out of the fucking south. I did my time. I refuse to die in this place.

Sometimes for lunch I’ll get one of them soda alternatives and a lot of them say they either have prebiotics or probiotics, adaptogens or nootropics and I’m just so skeptical that any of this is more than marketing bullshit. Is this like how everything claimed to have anti-oxidants a few years ago?

I can’t remember where I put stuff down five minutes after drop it. If our little shit gremlin of a kitten is stealing my stuff and hiding it during the night I actually will just lose it.

“We have Hellsite at home” The hell site:

Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

Did a little self whipping on the camshow this evening and left myself a lovely little red mark. Fun one.

you really should be watching Chloe Dusk's first ever stream

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roads are communist but cars are fascist

It’s so dumb that we went from a generation of leaders who couldn’t understand the concept of the internet straight to a generation of leaders with chronically online brain rot. We skipped an entire generation of leaders that are able to speak normally about the internet.

One of the hardest lines ever written is courtesy of Saint Paul, “God will not be mocked, you reap what you sow.” Charlie Kirk made a career out of advocating for a world with more guns and less empathy. Yesterday he got exactly what he was asking for.

I understand that public figures are expected to condemn violence but saying “there’s no place for political violence in America” just makes you sound like you’ve never read a single thing about American history.

I’m so yogurt pilled. Parfait brained. Live culture core. None of that lite shit. We’re whole milk maxxing out here.

guitar and synth stream, now with drum machine! repost if you like my outfit or me twitch.tv/pennyyells

The phenomenon that Lorenz is describing is more accurately a kind of predatory false empathy. Salesmanship. Marketing. There is an artificially constructed drought of meaning and community in America and rather than recognizing it as a crisis, we’ve allowed it to become a market to sell to.

silkposting Trump’s death might be funny but yall are gonna jinx us

Leaving Portland. For now. open.spotify.com/track/3AJI3l...

get you a girl who makes you miss flights

repost if you like church (gnostic) girlS @dixyrae.bsky.social

I don’t think I realized how much public transit trauma I’ve accumulated in Louisiana until I spent a few days getting in and out and around Portland.

Portland trip sketch dump. Just have a few more days here. It’s been a beautiful week.

I am in Portland for 10 days with my favorite Penny