Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

Is this the price of freedom?

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

#sendbarron #comanderbonespurs

Really think more people should be vehemently opposed to killing schoolgirls, but maybe I’m just woke?

Your campaign is bringing me back to Christianity. God bless

Jeffrey Epstein manages to command a whole army from the grave #epsteinarmy #iran #nowarwithiran

Every 4 years I say the same damn thing, if we have curling in the Olympics, why can’t we have competitive snowball fights!

Surprise of the century /s

The nice part is you can see what a person looks like when their soul is getting crushed by their own inhumanity. You can tell she has had many sleepless nights all of her own making. Pretty awesome #guillotine2028

Gaza had a 98% literacy rate and Jeffrey Epstein could barely read. #guillotine2028

meanwhile…

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

“Complainant reported Donald Trump participated regularly in paying money to force her to perform sex acts with him and alleged Trump was present when her uncle murdered her newborn child,” notes on the complaint read…” I understand the appeal of QAnon

Yesterday - An Insane pogrom in the Palestinian village of Masafer Yatta Houses burned, Palestinians critically Injured, Ambulance vehicles delayed This is not 20th century Europe, It’s happening on live, and the world is completely silent

Time for the nba stars to ditch America and play in Europe. Serious economic boycotts can fix this.

Sending @repilhan.bsky.social sincere admiration tonight.

Anyone wanna tell Matt Taibbi?

One day billionaires won’t exist

I can't believe the FIFA peace prize has been disrespected like this. 🇺🇸 Is nothing sacred anymore❓.........😜

This would be the most #trump way for the Trump era to end.

Ooof

Fuck Israel

Travel ban for Portugal?

Yup. He’s a little pervy weirdo. Look at the glasses

I just realized all the Whos in whoville have the same last name. Are they all the same family? Is it in-breeding that gave them those weird noses

Science is amazing

Saw #onebattleafteranother last night. My one note is lockjaw should have been played by tom hanks so it could have a been an interesting adaptation of Catch Me If You Can

Every cop has to earn our trust to get the benefit of the doubt. Let’s get these officers’ names out there. If they’re truly bad apples then their employer and union should treat them as such… not holding my breath #thebear #alexokeefe

Fire #ChuckSchumer, not #Kimmel

@abigaildisney.bsky.social I hope you’re actively working on a shareholder revolt. With the inequality in this country it may be our only hope for change.

Independent media is next. The FCC will pressure Alphabet, Amazon, and Apple to remove left wing content

Hannah Arendt said 'The death of human empathy is one of the earliest & most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism' We saw the recent cruelty of MAGA denying empathy to Melissa Hortman Empathy for Kirk—not because he ever acted like a decent human—but because we are decent humans

The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible. In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.

Israel is fucking insane

Preach

Vinay Prasad, who is both making it harder to get the Covid vax and has been anti-work from home in the past, is barely coming into office. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

@dorismatsui.bsky.social @padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov

I don’t give a fuck about #johnbolton there is man made famine happening as we speak. DON’T LOOK AWAY @schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov

Why isn’t anyone talking about the FACT that laura LOONEY JIGSAW loomer and randy FATTY fine are having an AFFAIR?!?! His wife will LEAVE him SOON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

People are saying Randy Fine and Laura Loomer are clearly having an AFFAIR. Let’s make sure we can at least RUIN their lives (and Randy’s family’s, IF YOU BELIEVE HE HAS ONE!) while they cause much greater harm to others.

It’s been 20 years since #40yearoldvirgin was released. If it were made today it would be a horror/thriller with an incel antagonist

Do better @bsky.app @support.bsky.team