“Show us your warrant!” “Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔 *busts in the door with babies crying*

Two days before a possible government shutdown, Donald Trump just arrived at his golf club in Virginia.o

Strands #574 “Hit the deck!” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵🔵

Isn’t this the truth 🤣🤣🤣

One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.

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While Stephen Miller claims that Democrats calling him a fascist constitutes incitement, there are hundreds of examples of Miller publicly calling Democrats fascists.

Strands #573 “Mum's the word” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

P•O•W•E•R•F•U•L🖤🤎❤️🧡💛🤍

SAD!!

POS!!!

Mockler: I said Donald Trump created this environment over the past decade. You sat here and said, I need to take responsibility. I'm a 22-year-old youtuber. You hold me to a higher standard than the President

Mockler: So I think that it's embarrassing when the president goes out there and is saying that their countries are “going to hell.”

"The leadership of the FBI, DOJ, and DHS have proven their agencies are not capable of conducting investigations based on anything other than Trump’s political objectives. Simply put: the federal govt can no longer be trusted, & the Trump admin only has itself to blame." — @justinglawe.bsky.social

Donald Trump and Mike Johnson are going to shut down the United States government so they do not have to release the Epstein files. Shutting our government down, hurting Americans, to protect pedophiles. How this isn’t the biggest scandal in American history is beyond me.

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A real f@cking POS!!!

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

WTAF!!!🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Yep!!!!

Nothing this #FELON does is legit 😡

Strands #572 “As old as time” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵

REMINDER: James Comey's daughter, Maurene Comey, who was one of the lead attorneys that prosecuted Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, was wrongfully terminated from the DOJ just one week before Todd Blanche cozily met with Maxwell. Now, her father is being vindictively prosecuted by Trump.

Swalwell: It's an awful day for what's supposed to be a free country. This is a mad king picking off each of his political enemies.

James Comey handed the 2016 election to Donald Trump by announcing a sham investigation against his opponent, causing people to forget the "Access Hollywood" tape & doubt Clinton's honesty. Today, Trump thanked Comey by corruptly indicting him. To Donald, loyalty & gratitude are one-way streets.

Comey: My heart is broken for the Department of Justice. But I have great confidence in the federal judicial system and I'm innocent, so let's have a trial.

🔥 @adammockler.com : “Every time one of these tragic shootings happens everybody’s at each other’s throats about which side did it but we’re missing a broader pattern in 🇺🇸— this was another white young white dude in his 20’s… an acceleration of radicalization of young men…”

WTFLIP!!!!!

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Strands #570 “Lip service” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵

This has got to hurt Trump! Jimmy Kimmel: “You almost have to feel sorry for him. He did his best to cancel me. Instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.”

Hillary Clinton: "When I hear people like Kennedy talking about getting back to a time where we aren't vaccinating, we're drinking raw milk - yeah, & people didn't live! I mean, this is so crazy, it's so wrongheaded, it's so shortsighted and it's going to cause deaths... it already is costing lives"

Hillary Clinton: "Good lord -- the things that have been said about me, the lies that have been propagated. If I had only known I could call up the FCC chair and say, 'Take this person off the air! Off with his head!' You have to laugh about it so you don't cry."

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holy shit lol. What a weird thing to post ahead of a Kimmel show that will have a gargantuan audience.

Trump is complaining about Jimmy Kimmel's return to ABC and seems to be threatening the network with another lawsuit (the predicate is unclear). "Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative."

BREAKING: The Epstein Files just got one step closer to being released. With Adelita Grijalva’s victory in AZ-07, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna now have the magic number — 218 votes — needed for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the full Epstein Files.

Caption this ….!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Strands #569 “On the syllabus” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

Tragic and unsurprising: Elon Musk’s Father Accused of Child Sexual Abuse www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

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Strands #568 “Find an opening” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵