Jessica Williams is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen

I'm not drinking til Juneteenth and naturally my bourbon cabinet is calling my name

“Why are introverts always asked to get out of their comfort zone but nobody ever tells extroverts to just shut up?” - 9 year old genius

Hella. PDA included. But not like tonguing down in the booth at Outback

Peabo Bryson, the iconic singer-songwriter behind the Oscar-winning Disney songs "Beauty and the Beast" and "A Whole New World," has died at 75 www.tmz.com/2026/06/02/p...

Black people in houses, are you a front door household or a side/back door household?

Once I figure out how to fix the loft on my tee shots it's over for you meatballs

All that to say people aren't out to get you. They are out for self, and didn't consider your exit from their lives as a consequence. If they were out to get you, beat their ass. But haphazard with your presence? Move accordingly.

When yall realize that not everything is personal and most people are just selfish, you will find so much peace.

I remember going to a Chuck Brown concert and theeeeee thickest auntie in the world was blowing a whistle and yelling "WIND ME UP, CHUCK". I was intrigued.

RUN JOE RUN JOE

A lot of people EXCLUSIVELY have really coarse, tumultuous, almost violent breakups so the concept of someone just not being a good fit or you two drifting apart just doesn't compute.

Niggas be thin and totchos exist. Crazy world

Depends on how it ended. If it was just a misalignment, their friendship is their friendship and our friendship is our friendship. If they did me dirty? Absolutely. Being cool with someone who hurt me not cool.

Totally depends on why the relationship ended. As long as there wasn't anything nefarious it's all good.

You can help turn all this shit off by disabling all AI features AND… I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this… Get off Facebook/Instagram!

I've dropped several hundred on a date. Never a *first date, but a date nonetheless. I am irresponsible but I don't care about cost if I'm enjoying myself.

I've heard nothing but good things about the new Isaiah Rashad project. Lemme tune in

Im so sick of AI and people posting it on here. Its very Facebook elder energy.

Prince told that woman "I wanna be the only one you cum for" and while that isn't my ministry I LOVE that energy

Going into it *knowing* the coffee isn't good is better than no coffee But don't let me get my mouth set on a good cup and it's watery or burnt or trash. I'd rather have never gotten anything.

Mood

I've been telling almost anyone who will listen about my garage TV. It's easily my best purchase of 2026 and I got it for the low

I almost exclusively eat plain, kettle cooked chips. Put me in a retirement home with good activities.

I need a white one. And a tan one

I got 3 weeks to do a rewatch

The OG (RIP Queenzzielocthevoice)

Trying!!!

YALL GAY YET???

Tell them to take that shit to Bethesda.

I hate that I don't have kids bc I can't say "your kid is coming to you and telling you he shit himself. He's too old to not be potty trained"

Who being a Nasty Nancy from Accounting???

Nigga looking at his leash then back at me

James Harden is going to the Hall of Fame and it’s gonna be real funny hearing them trying to turn a stat sheet stufffer into an all-time great.

She can join him if she likes

Imagine your man die and another bitch show up to the funeral screaming louder than you

Ah. Bluesky is working again for me

If you told me in 2011 that Dom Kennedy would have the career he's had, I would've called you a liar

Good morning sky people

I've been looking at this pic of my father all day. It's wild how much we look alike

I don't understand fashion at all but I'm glad it brings you all so much joy

I need Alex Isley.

A child's literacy level is never the fault of the child. Start there. Work your way back.

I'm also happy people are realizing that a cheater's desire to cheat has nothing to do with the person they have at home and everything to do with their desire to cheat.